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07-19-2002, 10:06 PM
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mover ass stabbings
Hahahahahhaha. I woke up this morning when my sister called me to ask me if I was watching the news. When I asked her why she told me the funniest thing. She told me her boyfriend was on the news because he got in a fight at work and this guy pulled out a knife and stabbed him in the ass. Hahahaha he got on TV for getting stabbed in the ass.
I guess they were moving the peoples furniture, got in an arguement, and the guy pulled out a knife. My sisters boyfriend told him to not be a pussy and put down the knife and fight him like a man. When he put it away, her boyfriend socked him in the eye. The guy pulled it back out and chased after him. Then when he was jumping over some boxes trying to get away, the guy went to stab him in the back, missed and stabbed him right in the ass cheek. It went in like 2 1/2 inches and just missed an artery. Apparantly it was bleeding like a mo-fo all over everything. *update* They just released him from the hospital and he's going to get some pain killers, yeah! 
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07-19-2002, 10:11 PM
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Im gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this isn't the family from full house....
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07-19-2002, 10:26 PM
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Uncle jessie..why did you kill michelle!?
its ok DJ, we have another one right here!
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"A human being is part of the whole called by us universe , a part limited in time and space. We experience ourselves, our thoughts and feelings as something separate from the rest. A kind of optical delusion of consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from the prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty... We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive." Albert Einstein |
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07-20-2002, 02:30 PM
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i generally try to avoid any time where i could get poked in the pooper..ya know, prison, bar fights...moving furniture...not too big on butt pokings...and the washing machine is making a UFO type osound.....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!................. .........
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin 
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07-20-2002, 07:06 PM
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07-21-2002, 12:54 AM
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He's getting charged w/ assault w/ a deadly weapon. That fuck head actualy tried to pay my sisters boyfriend $1000 not to press charges, can you believe that shit?
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07-21-2002, 03:20 AM
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if it was $1000 in cash he shouod have agreed..taken the money..waited a day..then pressed charges
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07-21-2002, 04:42 AM
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I'm a motherfuckin RAVER!
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07-21-2002, 05:17 AM
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HAHAHAHA...i knew in the very bottom of my heart, that i wasnt the only guy out there that didnt like gettin poked in the pooper...i dunno about the ICE CREAM MAN tho...i think he as a perpetual poker in his pooper
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
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07-21-2002, 05:34 AM
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I'm a motherfuckin RAVER!
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i think you may be right namrom
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07-21-2002, 05:58 AM
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i know i am
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
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07-21-2002, 06:40 AM
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LOL!
Well back on topic away from the ass rapin icecream man(i think that what they were saying, sorry if not, imma dumb ass). No shit he should of taken the $1000, there wasnt any witnesses around, was there? Take it and then sue him, he says he gave him 1,000, then ur courin or uncle or brother or dad or whatever it was just says WTF!!! and its all good  i think
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