true story!

[patchoulie420]

Subject :
Buffalo Theory

Date :
Tue, 9 Jul 2002 14:13:25 EDT








Need a smile this morning?
Thought you might appreciate this ole Indian story.
>
> << > Buffalo Theory
> > >
> > > I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on
Cheers.
> > >
> > > One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory
> > > to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
> > > "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only
move
> as
> > > fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
> > > slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural
> > > selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and
> > > health of
> > > the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
> > > members."
> > >
> > > "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the
> > > slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
> brain
> > > cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
> > > first.
> > >
> > > In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
> > > cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
> > > That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[overgrowray]

hehe i've heard that one before, i belive in that theory

[Bud Head]

LOL hahahaha thats what i'm saying about weed!!!!!!!

[namron_420s]

im gonna tell that story to my stoner buddies...but apply it to weed instead...funny..made my high