Unofficial "this fucking pisses me off" thread

[Hashbrownies]

Some bitches want me to give them my Jack. Normally, I would comply, if it were the bitches that usually drink, but no its the prude bitches that would never drink or smoke weed, offering sexual favors and shit, this is seriously fucked up I'll probably end up getting arrested for possesion of alcohol, and then my parents would never ever trust me ever again.

But if they're serious and shit, hey, I got stoner friends, that are chicks finally.

Also, they're getting weed, so I'll probably go along, I've been fucking dry for too damned long. Shit.

[Butter]

so they offered sexual offers if you give them jd?

what kinda sexual offers we talking about?

edit: that makes them seem like some really slut ass girls

[The Shamen]

quite....

[Hashbrownies]

All sorts of favors, just for booze, my favorite offered actual sex-sex, anyway I want it shit, I like 'em, so I think I'll stash the booze somewhere close, like in someone's alley, under some brush, or someshit, see if they actually come, and then if they do, get the booze, I win either way, well, more so one way, but you get me.

[Butter]

this should go without saying but dont forget to wrap that shit up, dont want no fucking disease or something....

[smokyey3z]

yeah man wrap that shit up if they are just goin 2 do you like that, who knows who else they have done

[Hashbrownies]

Yeah, I got my Trojan right here, thanks for looking out guys. :P

Anyway, I got fifteen minutes till I should leave, on foot, no less, and I got chills coming from my back down to my balls, I feel like a small kid again, climbing out his window to go do something socially unnacceptable.

[smokyey3z]

haha i feel you on that...it will bring back memoriers =] g/l man..hope everything works out the way your exspecting it too

[Hashbrownies]

Well, I'm thinking of my luck today, I realized the bad was in favor. I pissed in a hole that could've been something important, I spit on a memorial, crows barked at me, but then I got a good luck sign, and found a gumball in my jacket, but it doesn't cancel out my bad luck...

...time to dawn the lucky weed leaf watch, for great justice!

[Hashbrownies]

Dammit, god fucking dammit, I go outside, start walking that way, in my nightime mischeif outfit (leather jacket, black pants, punisher beanie, and keep in mind-I'm in texas) I see cop lights in the opposite direction, so I go through a couple couses and end up on the street next to it. This was the busiest most alive street ever, its one thirty in the fucking morning, and I swear, no less than 1 billion lights are on, so I go into splinter cell mode and start going through different houses, going through bushes and shit, and of course, I wake up about 27 dogs, all barking at me, so I go through more and more bushes, and end up at the bushes by the house before where we are supposed to meet, its the exact right time, so I wait there for a couple minutes, and then pissed off, I go home. I wake up more dogs and around my house I take a swig of my friend jack daniels, to calm my nerves which works till I see a fucking cop car right fucking there, so I hide behind an oversized air conditioner until it passes. I damn near shit myself, so I go home, and go on my computer, lo and behold, I see a message from 15 minutes after we were supposed to meet, and atleast 25 minutes since I left stating:

"nvm

dont go"

[DurbanPoison]

I'd smack a bitch up. LoL, there is nothing more irratating then someone cancelling plans at the last minute. Fuck that shit man - down the bottle, it'll make you forget about the girls. LoL

[Hashbrownies]

I usually only drink in groups, but yeah, I'm gonna get a fucking explanation, and I'm rolling myself up a big, nice, smooth sympathy blunt tommarrow, getting some dank after over a month and a half of dryness.

[DurbanPoison]

Sounds like a plan man. Also, I'm going to give you plus rep, because I don't think you deserve that red bar. LoL I feel for ya' bro, being stood up sucks.