great email -- Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

dirtybongwater · #1 (**permalink**) 05-05-2005, 11:30 PM

I got this email earlier today and thought I should share.

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-ass always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

<TT>Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day.</TT>

sirseedymcseed · #2 (**permalink**) 05-05-2005, 11:55 PM

as fun as that sounds, i don't want to get fired that way.

PinG · #3 (**permalink**) 05-06-2005, 03:14 AM

It would.nt work to many assholes wouldn't liek getting hit.

Peace Frog · #4 (**permalink**) 05-06-2005, 07:12 AM

^^better

dirtybongwater · #5 (**permalink**) 05-06-2005, 02:50 PM

heh...well there are a few more people I'd like to slap than things I would actually steal. But that makes me think about what happened in my area 2 days ago. 4 convenient stores were robbed. haha One of them was hit by a car. The car just drove right up into the store and drove away. Then apparently people were just walking buy stealing shit.

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#1 (permalink) 05-05-2005, 11:30 PM
dirtybongwater Pot Ninja Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Olbermann's pants Posts: 6,239 Blog Entries: 1	great email -- Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! I got this email earlier today and thought I should share. Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-ass always messing up stuff!" * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! <TT>Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day.</TT> __________________

#2 (permalink) 05-05-2005, 11:55 PM
sirseedymcseed certified bud expert Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: st. louis Posts: 1,146	as fun as that sounds, i don't want to get fired that way.

#3 (permalink) 05-06-2005, 03:14 AM
PinG \(._.\) (/._.)/ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Concord "East Bay Area"California Posts: 1,069	It would.nt work to many assholes wouldn't liek getting hit.

#4 (permalink) 05-06-2005, 07:12 AM
Peace Frog I'm a spy Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 316	^^better __________________ "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not about cowardly." -Bill Maher

#5 (permalink) 05-06-2005, 02:50 PM
dirtybongwater Pot Ninja Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Olbermann's pants Posts: 6,239 Blog Entries: 1	heh...well there are a few more people I'd like to slap than things I would actually steal. But that makes me think about what happened in my area 2 days ago. 4 convenient stores were robbed. haha One of them was hit by a car. The car just drove right up into the store and drove away. Then apparently people were just walking buy stealing shit. __________________

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