It sucks when... (coming down from a high rant)

MrBubbles · #1 (**permalink**) 12-17-2004, 10:15 AM

This is a rant i wrote a lil while back after hearing that something sucks, SOOOOOOOOOO many times from SOOOOOOOO many people, that I just had to write a "this sucks" list/rant for myself. I put it on my website, so thats what it means when it goes int othe whole 7 pages bullshit.
so sit back, smoke a joint, and randomly say "yeah man", or "word" out loud when something makes sense that you read to yourself (inloud, hahahaha)

It Sucks

It sucks when your sick. It sucks when everytime you look into the mirror, you want to kill what you see. When your online at Midnight waiting, hoping for someone else to get online to talk to and no one does, that sucks a lot. It sucks when your parents buy you the cheapest piece of shit cd player even though one a whole lot better cost 20 bucks less. It sucks when your friend comes over to your house to meet with budah and starts to play on your bass, and totally outclasses you. It sucks when your so fucked up you can't move out of your sitting or laying down resting place. It sucks when you smoke some weed that's unknowingly to you been laced with something other than weed. It sucks when you've been arrested/had your home visited by every cop on the White Salmon/Bingen police force; EXCEPT for that new female cop thats hot. It sucks when you finally find someone that you never want to leave your side and they don't feel it towards you; at least not in the same fucking way. It sucks when someone says to you "Can't we just be friends?". It sucks when no matter how hard you try, you can't find a job in such a SHITTY PLACE AS WHITE SALMON! It sucks when you don't know who your real friends are. It sucks even more when the people you "definately knew" were with you for life suddenly decide to ditch you time after time after time. It sucks when you get stiffed on a paycheck, or multiple paychecks. It sucks when you get into a fight with your best friend; even though you become even better friends once/if you make up. It sucks having/getting blueballs (for you guys out there). It sucks that I can't see ahead into the future or go back to the past and change the things that turned out badly. It sucks when you get burned by broth from chicken noodle soup or top-ramin. It sucks when your parents are so controlling that its more like being in Juvy than it is being at a "home". It sucks in Juvy. It sucks that you can only have 7 pages, with 7 paragraphs to a page, unless you pay to be a premium user, theres so much more you could do with a site if you had more than 7 pages. It sucks having a slow ass internet connection on a horribly shitty computer. It sucks having to walk everywhere due to no other means of transportation. It sucks when you think of yourself as a fucking loser that should go off himself. It sucks when you realize that your dog you had since you were a kid is old in human years and senile in doggy years, and could possible keel over and die at any time.

s0ad05 · #2 (**permalink**) 12-17-2004, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBubbles

This is a rant i wrote a lil while back after hearing that something sucks, SOOOOOOOOOO many times from SOOOOOOOO many people, that I just had to write a "this sucks" list/rant for myself. I put it on my website, so thats what it means when it goes int othe whole 7 pages bullshit.
so sit back, smoke a joint, and randomly say "yeah man", or "word" out loud when something makes sense that you read to yourself (inloud, hahahaha)

It Sucks

It sucks when your sick. It sucks when everytime you look into the mirror, you want to kill what you see. When your online at Midnight waiting, hoping for someone else to get online to talk to and no one does, that sucks a lot. It sucks when your parents buy you the cheapest piece of shit cd player even though one a whole lot better cost 20 bucks less. It sucks when your friend comes over to your house to meet with budah and starts to play on your bass, and totally outclasses you. It sucks when your so fucked up you can't move out of your sitting or laying down resting place. It sucks when you smoke some weed that's unknowingly to you been laced with something other than weed. It sucks when you've been arrested/had your home visited by every cop on the White Salmon/Bingen police force; EXCEPT for that new female cop thats hot. It sucks when you finally find someone that you never want to leave your side and they don't feel it towards you; at least not in the same fucking way. It sucks when someone says to you "Can't we just be friends?". It sucks when no matter how hard you try, you can't find a job in such a SHITTY PLACE AS WHITE SALMON! It sucks when you don't know who your real friends are. It sucks even more when the people you "definately knew" were with you for life suddenly decide to ditch you time after time after time. It sucks when you get stiffed on a paycheck, or multiple paychecks. It sucks when you get into a fight with your best friend; even though you become even better friends once/if you make up. It sucks having/getting blueballs (for you guys out there). It sucks that I can't see ahead into the future or go back to the past and change the things that turned out badly. It sucks when you get burned by broth from chicken noodle soup or top-ramin. It sucks when your parents are so controlling that its more like being in Juvy than it is being at a "home". It sucks in Juvy. It sucks that you can only have 7 pages, with 7 paragraphs to a page, unless you pay to be a premium user, theres so much more you could do with a site if you had more than 7 pages. It sucks having a slow ass internet connection on a horribly shitty computer. It sucks having to walk everywhere due to no other means of transportation. It sucks when you think of yourself as a fucking loser that should go off himself. It sucks when you realize that your dog you had since you were a kid is old in human years and senile in doggy years, and could possible keel over and die at any time.

You need to chill man. Enjoy life and pass the blunt son.

Natural Mystic · #3 (**permalink**) 12-17-2004, 10:28 PM

i've had those thoughts and emotions before, and i agree with most of them.. but listen to ^^ this guy. enjoying life is the best thing you can do!

Opivy · #4 (**permalink**) 12-17-2004, 10:32 PM

its good to get it out

Del420 · #5 (**permalink**) 12-18-2004, 12:31 AM

Now that you got that out, smoke some and be happy.. Ranting is fun, but smoking is better.. haha

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#1 (permalink) 12-17-2004, 10:15 AM
MrBubbles Founder of Wompusism Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: White Salmon Posts: 1,080	It sucks when... (coming down from a high rant) This is a rant i wrote a lil while back after hearing that something sucks, SOOOOOOOOOO many times from SOOOOOOOO many people, that I just had to write a "this sucks" list/rant for myself. I put it on my website, so thats what it means when it goes int othe whole 7 pages bullshit. so sit back, smoke a joint, and randomly say "yeah man", or "word" out loud when something makes sense that you read to yourself (inloud, hahahaha) It Sucks It sucks when your sick. It sucks when everytime you look into the mirror, you want to kill what you see. When your online at Midnight waiting, hoping for someone else to get online to talk to and no one does, that sucks a lot. It sucks when your parents buy you the cheapest piece of shit cd player even though one a whole lot better cost 20 bucks less. It sucks when your friend comes over to your house to meet with budah and starts to play on your bass, and totally outclasses you. It sucks when your so fucked up you can't move out of your sitting or laying down resting place. It sucks when you smoke some weed that's unknowingly to you been laced with something other than weed. It sucks when you've been arrested/had your home visited by every cop on the White Salmon/Bingen police force; EXCEPT for that new female cop thats hot. It sucks when you finally find someone that you never want to leave your side and they don't feel it towards you; at least not in the same fucking way. It sucks when someone says to you "Can't we just be friends?". It sucks when no matter how hard you try, you can't find a job in such a SHITTY PLACE AS WHITE SALMON! It sucks when you don't know who your real friends are. It sucks even more when the people you "definately knew" were with you for life suddenly decide to ditch you time after time after time. It sucks when you get stiffed on a paycheck, or multiple paychecks. It sucks when you get into a fight with your best friend; even though you become even better friends once/if you make up. It sucks having/getting blueballs (for you guys out there). It sucks that I can't see ahead into the future or go back to the past and change the things that turned out badly. It sucks when you get burned by broth from chicken noodle soup or top-ramin. It sucks when your parents are so controlling that its more like being in Juvy than it is being at a "home". It sucks in Juvy. It sucks that you can only have 7 pages, with 7 paragraphs to a page, unless you pay to be a premium user, theres so much more you could do with a site if you had more than 7 pages. It sucks having a slow ass internet connection on a horribly shitty computer. It sucks having to walk everywhere due to no other means of transportation. It sucks when you think of yourself as a fucking loser that should go off himself. It sucks when you realize that your dog you had since you were a kid is old in human years and senile in doggy years, and could possible keel over and die at any time. __________________ The utensils (pipes bongs ect.)that've made my days better are: Trogdor The Burninator, Mushroomhead, Mr. Bubbles, Little Budah, Buster, The Big Red Something, The Jolly Green Giant, The Jolly Blue Giant (Pepsi Green), Tiger, Lavos, and my baby named "Helen Hunt". Try to break my record long piss of 3 minutes 10 seconds if you dare! Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -George Bernard Shaw

#3 (permalink) 12-17-2004, 10:28 PM
Natural Mystic Master Jedi Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: a world with no invisible boarders Posts: 1,057	i've had those thoughts and emotions before, and i agree with most of them.. but listen to ^^ this guy. enjoying life is the best thing you can do! __________________ It won’t take too long when you’re short of time to point out some good left about mankind. You can learn to love what you can destroy. That’s what I call sacrificing what you’ve got for freedom -Over It Try not. Do or do not, there is no try... -Yoda What is the _Matrix?_ Don't worry, be happy. If you want to be productive, be creative. We love the all the all of you. Our lands are green and skies are blue

#4 (permalink) 12-17-2004, 10:32 PM
Opivy Nova Police Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Upper Baboons Asshole Posts: 4,536	its good to get it out __________________ "I don' think I'll ever touch a daiquiri again..."

#5 (permalink) 12-18-2004, 12:31 AM
Del420 Confused Stoner? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: next to the slow guy Posts: 1,091	Now that you got that out, smoke some and be happy.. Ranting is fun, but smoking is better.. haha __________________ ... ...

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