i spent all night reading snopes.com and this is by far my favorite story so far. especially because it is true. snopes.com: Deerly Beloved share your favorite story
that is fucked up like really fucked. Who uses a deer tongue to get off and forgets it up in their vag. wtffffff
The first thing that came to mind was someone on a benzo binge who blacks out at some stage and forgets what they had been doing the previous day . I think it's fair to assume some form of illicit substance was used in this circumstance .
Imagine what that cooter smelled like....ew. How do you not KNOW somethings wrong when it smells like rotting decaying flesh? Sounds like that gyno wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.