just got a call from the police...

JCrohn · #1 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 07:42 PM

asking for donations...

He rambled on for about 60 seconds and then i hung up.

Was wayyy to high to think of anything clever.

Rod Munch · #2 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:03 PM

lol, yes officer i'll donate 100 bags of dog shit. good day. click.

iPwnF00lz · #3 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:07 PM

Should have said "Yes officer, I will donate swine flu to all the little piggies in your department."

assandgrass · #4 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:09 PM

just a thought but isnt it possible that if you would say something to diss them that they could some how fine a way to harrass you.

GolgiApparatus · #5 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:09 PM

I always donate like 30 dollars to our police station

Motoxridah · #6 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

I always donate like 30 dollars to our police station

cocksucker

Invictis · #7 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:11 PM

yeah some state trooper called my house asking me to donate and i listened for about 20 seconds then i talked all redneck and said "well officer i reckon i would donate but i dont really like them police officers, you fellers have a nice day ya hear" then i hung up.

jjsmit · #8 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Invictis

yeah some state trooper called my house asking me to donate and i listened for about 20 seconds then i talked all redneck and said "well officer i reckon i would donate but i dont really like them police officers, you fellers have a nice day ya hear" then i hung up.

LOL made me crack up

zpyro · #9 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:46 PM

If the PD wants more money, tell them to lobby for legalizing cannabis. They'll spend a whole helluvalot less money on incarcerating and investigating potheads, and can spend their time going after more important crimes.

stevecash83 · #10 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

I always donate like 30 dollars to our police station

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motoxridah

cocksucker

keep your friends close...
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....keep your enemies closer.....

Bleezie_King · #11 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:47 PM

i'da just told them to go fuck themselfs

and if they did i'd give them a shiny new dime

pavlakos · #12 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 08:53 PM

it wasnt the cops man, i used to do that as a job. telemarketers basically, getting donations for retired policemen and what not.

Tokage567 · #13 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by stevecash83

keep your friends close...
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....keep your enemies closer.....

QFT man, that was my first thought man

firewall1 · #14 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 09:23 PM

where do you live?

i heard on the news theyre looking for donations... to help with the micheal jackson funeral!!!! FFS

Stoogemeister · #15 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 10:25 PM

fuck the po po

and fuck micheal jackson

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