Ever right random crap when stoned?

[Frank White]

me and my friends do this all the time, what you gotta do is get really stoned first...then just make up a story when stoned...


Only rule is though you've got to type whatever comes into your head straight off....

this is mine and a friend story from last week


Hello

Twice upon a time, rob ben and sparkie went to the pet shop, where the manager grew weed in his dog kennels using dogs piss as fertiliser. They decided to buy some milkshake. Then they went down to aldi to buy a vaporiser so they could smoke theyre milkshake but while on the way to aldi they all bumbed into some bumbling mormons who gave them a free 9 bar of skunk for $20 Rob said "he's gonna sell them when he moves to hawaii"......They all got stoned and ended up in hawaii near africa which was only seven pesetas over the border. They all decided to smoke from there vaporiser which they didnt have becuase they forgot to buy it but they did anyway, after charking up the seventh bowl for Ben he decided to play the camel song using a pair of rubber gloves and his spandau ballet collection ............body and soul........tra la la la. Then bonio bear appeared and took a shot he was so fuckin stoned he didnt know the hell what was goin on....They all shot him in the head and stole his bellybutton then proceded to get more wrecked, by this time they had started seeing things.(only put on full stop after a sentence other wise the meatloafs will find us) The lemons were quite big and plump i dont know what this has to do with the story though but generally they were....They all ate the lemons and found some little mushrooms on the floor rob decided to eat one or two(fuck me im wrecked) supervisor of a local store decided to buy some wood for his chickens to eat and whilst he was out of the shop, the triad decided to rob some food.dun dun der....Theyre were a couple of minks at the counter so they blew them up with some store brand lemon meringues what value! Soon enoughh a little rabbit decided to live in robs boxers and ben put a pancake on its head with much liberation then continued theyre journey to the heart of asia there they booked a hotel in downtown new york. in a designer store they witnessed a gruesome porking the supervisor. the gruseome saw their espionage so shaun connery apeared and said "what is the name of the game, and the eye of the tooth fairy. by this time the writers of this story were thoroughly marmarised. "so" after the fight with john the babtist the stablebuck came out for a game of croquet. they had harsh bongs so they made them smoother with crushed ice which rob made with a frozen packet of mince. this was rather effective. so the gang decided to visit the infidel in saint-lucifer-san andreas.
they got there and sexed up the rotors of a plane so that it could cut through small blocks of cheese after several hours of intense cheese cutting the infidel and because he was blind he didnt see the rotors and ended up as a block of cheese named pllleep.
oh dear said someone in the audience.we need a prox server down here right away! Without hesitaion a bubbling goat appa
eared with three jugs tits. rob didnt like the pork scratchings though.which also has the relevance of a dead cat-dracula caucasian girl....

[JaneInMyBrain]

I dunno bout all that a bit to long to read. But on my first DXM trip me and my friend wrote down some WEIRD shit. Suttin like we were a giant wave. And that our life was built up for just that ONE night. And then suttin about sittin still or the bees will sting us lol. I wrote that i was gonna lose it. And that everything was PERFECT. That was b4 i started freakin out tho lol. We wrote that our brains were all fuzzy. Lol all kindsa shit. It was pretty cool to read the next day.

[Dirt King]

nope, I've never written down random stories...
But I like to write down my thoughts and things like that (or even a story that I actually try to think up), sometimes. But if I haven't been stoned for a few weeks and I find my notes, I think to myself "wtf, I gotta stop doin this shit..." lol

I like to think of designing when I'm stoned (all kinds of things)... but when I find those notes, I often find a crucial part to the design missing, and so the design is crap.

[Sublimesun420]

ive never wrote any stories. it looks kinda fun.im gonna try it today .

i tried to draw on acid once.......its not really even a picture of anything i forgot what i was trying to draw at the time though.

[dealer#420]

i have never tried to write or draw when im high but it sounds pretty cool unless ^^ that happens
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peace