Manifesto For: The College Guy Who Can't Get A Date

[bw2geek]

Hokay, so I had to write a "public document" for my advanced comp class. Since manifestos fall under public documents, I chose to do one of those. A manifesto can be a lot of things, but the one I'm working on is satire on the general state of going to a club to pick up women.

It's not done, suggestions on CONTENT ONLY are greatly appreciated. I'm perfectly capable of correcting little grammar or wording quirks, so you don't really need to include those if you don't want to. Again, I'm posting it to see what you guys think so don't feel obligated to give me a peer review/editing of it.

Just enjoy, it's my present to you, my fellow tokers

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