Who hates going to the bathroom?

Greenhead · #1 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 01:49 AM

It's such an inconvenience isn't it? You're in the middle of doing something you want to get done and you have to stop so you can go take a piss or drop the kids off at the pool.

I once read that guys waste anywhere between 1-3 years of their life using the restroom (not showering, or shaving, but pissing and pooping).

That's quite a lot of wasted time. But, let's face it, as annoying as it is, there is no feeling like the "pee chill" and the sweet relief that comes after that. Same goes for taking a duece after the big one drops.

HerbalRemedies · #2 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenhead

It's such an inconvenience isn't it? You're in the middle of doing something you want to get done and you have to stop so you can go take a piss or drop the kids off at the pool.

I once read that guys waste anywhere between 1-3 years of their life using the restroom (not showering, or shaving, but pissing and pooping).

That's quite a lot of wasted time. But, let's face it, as annoying as it is, there is no feeling like the "pee chill" and the sweet relief that comes after that. Same goes for taking a duece after the big one drops.

I've been pinching the head for the past 15 minutes stalling my walk to the bathroom.

IglooBuds · #3 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 01:59 AM

I love going to the bathroom,

Cummin'
Rollin'
Pissin'
Shittin'
Smokin'

My top 5 favorite things

own3d421 · #4 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 01:59 AM

only when im loaded on opiates, i can stand there for 20 mins and maybe a drop comes out. shit annoys me, cause i gotta piss, but can't.

DirtyPete · #5 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:00 AM

Sometimes, but sometimes it's magical.

M.Fresh · #6 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:11 AM

You mean to tell me you don't like taking a 12 pound deuce and feeling that spring in your step as you hop off the toilet to tackle the rest of the day? You're nuts.

Tee 8sh See · #7 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:12 AM

I have a turd prairie dogging in and out of my asshole as we speak.

Do The Dramatic · #8 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:14 AM

When I'm drunk, especially...cause then I break the seal and have to go every 15 minutes.

hella chronic · #9 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by M.Fresh

You mean to tell me you don't like taking a 12 pound deuce and feeling that spring in your step as you hop off the toilet to tackle the rest of the day? You're nuts.

well mine was 14 quorics!!(south park refrence)
but i love taking big shits and long pisses but it is kinda an inconvinance

mimomontalvo · #10 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Do The Dramatic

When I'm drunk, especially...cause then I break the seal and have to go every 15 minutes.

yeah its fucking annoying. less beer more hard liquor helps a bit

Greenhead · #11 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by M.Fresh

You mean to tell me you don't like taking a 12 pound deuce and feeling that spring in your step as you hop off the toilet to tackle the rest of the day? You're nuts.

No, no, no, don't get me wrong...as I said in the original post, those feelings of relief can be wonderful.

But it's such an inconvenience, it annoys me. Especially if I am doing something indepth and I'll hold it until I absolutely have to go.

M.Fresh · #12 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenhead

No, no, no, don't get me wrong...as I said in the original post, those feelings of relief can be wonderful.

But it's such an inconvenience, it annoys me. Especially if I am doing something indepth and I'll hold it until I absolutely have to go.

Sometimes it's a blessing for me. A sudden urge to cut some rope comes along right when a shoddy coworker comes by and tries to chat my ear off or having to take a long, deafening piss at a bar, then a brawl just bursts out across the bathroom and you have a front row seat.

MihoSayuri · #13 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:34 AM

Christ, yes.
Especially when I'm lying in bed, half-asleep, and I'm about to piss myself. ugh.

Heinous Anus · #14 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MihoSayuri

Christ, yes.
Especially when I'm lying in bed, half-asleep, and I'm about to piss myself. ugh.

That's true.

Your room is freezing, but you're wrapped in your blanket cocoon of warmth when that urge to take a leak makes get up.

Chronik-Judge · #15 (**permalink**) 03-10-2009, 02:36 AM

MMM I remember as a kid I had a dream I went to the bathroom... I woke up covered in piss... figured i'd share..

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