Grasscity, i wanna buy a tiger. seriously - Page 9

BigTrees · #**121** (**permalink**) 05-10-2009, 09:16 PM

You'll end up a pile of gnawed bones

or in prison with your ass piledriven (unless you are somehow big and strong and tough, which for some reason i doubt)

Animals arent toys

thats middle class housewife [bored, sheltered, rediculously self centered sense of values) shit

"Your toddler is not a toy."

tigers arent toys either

your toddler isnt going to fuck you up when you suck at raising it
more than likely just blubber to a shrink and take prozac when he's in his twenties

your tiger will be able to FUCK YOU UP after like nine months if you dont play your cards right you'll be LUNCH! (and maybe even if you do)

there's a reason why people own dogs as pets
their companionship is THE miracle of humanity

Reggin · #**122** (**permalink**) 05-10-2009, 09:20 PM

I'll be honest...I have a separate bank account I put little bits of money in at a time in order to save up for my new exotic pet I've wanted all my life.

I present to you....

The Patagonian Cavy:

Baby Patty:

Full grown Patty!:

BigTrees · #**123** (**permalink**) 05-10-2009, 09:20 PM

if you're joking... no worries, tigers are extremely effective at ridding the neighborhood of nasty little childrens

you could always have a kid and try and turn him into a tiger
you know
paint him orange and stripe him with black
teach him to walk on all fours
growling only, no english (save maybe the word snarl)
and NEVER let him clip his fingernails

weed-meen · #**124** (**permalink**) 05-10-2009, 09:37 PM

Reginn.. fucking resize ure picture .! ....

DoblazE · #**125** (**permalink**) 05-11-2009, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weed-meen

I think u ment don't get Wolverine....

hashy · #**126** (**permalink**) 05-11-2009, 12:33 AM

im gonna buy a lynx! there like big cats

Dryice · #**127** (**permalink**) 05-11-2009, 12:43 AM

Dude, I really want one too...

But I'm gonna come home all hammered some night and forget to feed it and wake up with a leg missing. Then I'll be too hungover to realize it the Tiger's fault and try to remember what the fuck I did the night before that lost me my leg. In the end, I don't think it's a road I'm going to travel.

greenmaster420 · #**128** (**permalink**) 05-11-2009, 01:25 AM

me to bro haha
ive also wanted to get a penguin and glue a vicing helmet to its head
and tape a shield and sword to his hands.

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#121 (permalink) 05-10-2009, 09:16 PM
BigTrees ehh.. Mercutio? Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: among friends.. my dog's around here somewhere reading Posts: 1,002	Re: Grasscity, i wanna buy a tiger. seriously You'll end up a pile of gnawed bones or in prison with your ass piledriven (unless you are somehow big and strong and tough, which for some reason i doubt) Animals arent toys thats middle class housewife [bored, sheltered, rediculously self centered sense of values) shit "Your toddler is not a toy." tigers arent toys either your toddler isnt going to fuck you up when you suck at raising it more than likely just blubber to a shrink and take prozac when he's in his twenties your tiger will be able to FUCK YOU UP after like nine months if you dont play your cards right you'll be LUNCH! (and maybe even if you do) there's a reason why people own dogs as pets their companionship is THE miracle of humanity __________________ "Paul looked at his father, back to Hawat, suddenly conscious of the Mentat's great age, aware that the old man had served three generations of Atreides. Aged. It showed in the rheumy shine of the brown eyes, in the cheeks cracked and burned by exotic weathers, in the rounded curve of the shoulders and the thin set of his lips with the cranberry-colored stain of sapho juice." Dune Last edited by BigTrees; 05-10-2009 at 09:22 PM.

#122 (permalink) 05-10-2009, 09:20 PM
Reggin Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 5,232 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Grasscity, i wanna buy a tiger. seriously I'll be honest...I have a separate bank account I put little bits of money in at a time in order to save up for my new exotic pet I've wanted all my life. I present to you.... The Patagonian Cavy: Baby Patty: Full grown Patty!:

#123 (permalink) 05-10-2009, 09:20 PM
BigTrees ehh.. Mercutio? Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: among friends.. my dog's around here somewhere reading Posts: 1,002	Re: Grasscity, i wanna buy a tiger. seriously if you're joking... no worries, tigers are extremely effective at ridding the neighborhood of nasty little childrens you could always have a kid and try and turn him into a tiger you know paint him orange and stripe him with black teach him to walk on all fours growling only, no english (save maybe the word snarl) and NEVER let him clip his fingernails __________________ "Paul looked at his father, back to Hawat, suddenly conscious of the Mentat's great age, aware that the old man had served three generations of Atreides. Aged. It showed in the rheumy shine of the brown eyes, in the cheeks cracked and burned by exotic weathers, in the rounded curve of the shoulders and the thin set of his lips with the cranberry-colored stain of sapho juice." Dune

#124 (permalink) 05-10-2009, 09:37 PM
weed-meen Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 171	Re: Grasscity, i wanna buy a tiger. seriously Reginn.. fucking resize ure picture .! ....

#126 (permalink) 05-11-2009, 12:33 AM
hashy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 164	Re: Grasscity, i wanna buy a tiger. seriously im gonna buy a lynx! there like big cats

#127 (permalink) 05-11-2009, 12:43 AM
Dryice Registered Sex Offender Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Keystone Posts: 1,724	Re: Grasscity, i wanna buy a tiger. seriously Dude, I really want one too... But I'm gonna come home all hammered some night and forget to feed it and wake up with a leg missing. Then I'll be too hungover to realize it the Tiger's fault and try to remember what the fuck I did the night before that lost me my leg. In the end, I don't think it's a road I'm going to travel. __________________

#128 (permalink) 05-11-2009, 01:25 AM
greenmaster420 Banned Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 7	Re: Grasscity, i wanna buy a tiger. seriously me to bro haha ive also wanted to get a penguin and glue a vicing helmet to its head and tape a shield and sword to his hands.

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