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Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation (Forum Game)

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Started by The Duke , Nov 28 2008 11:03 PM

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The Duke
Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:03 PM

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The idea is to grant the poster above you the wish they ask for, but corrupt it so that the wish doesn't quite go as expected. Then you post your wish.

Example;

I wish I had a cellphone.

Granted, but it's from the 1980's.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, but it's Kujo.

I wish I were a goat.


Get the idea?

I'll go first.


I wish I had a million dollars.

Edited by The Duke, 29 November 2008 - 08:42 AM.

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:05 PM

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sure, but your mom has to get hit by a car. Insurance!


i wish i had a giant fish

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:06 PM

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The idea is to grant the poster above you the wish they ask for, but corrupt it so that it's not quite what they asked for. Then you post your wish.

Example;

Person A: I wish I had a cellphone.
Person B: Granted, but it's from the 1980s.


I'll go first.


I wish I had a million dollars.


Granted, but 950,00 goes to taxes

I wish I had some bud :(

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:06 PM

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Haha, don't forget to post your wish after granting one.

EDIT: NVM bleezie got it.

Edited by The Duke, 28 November 2008 - 11:10 PM.

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:07 PM

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Granted, but 950,00 goes to taxes

I wish I had some bud :(


granted, but it's 2,700 years old

http://forum.grassci...r-old-dank.html

i wish i had a big god damned fish already

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:09 PM

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granted, but it's 2,700 years old

i wish i had a big god damned fish already


granted, it feeds exclusively on 20 lbs of human flesh 3 times a day.

i wish i was banging adriana lima

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:10 PM

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granted, but it's 2,700 years old

http://forum.grassci...r-old-dank.html

i wish i had a big god damned fish already


granted, but youll never be able to smoke weed again.

i wish i could fly

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:10 PM

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granted, but youll never be able to smoke weed again.

i wish i could fly



Haha ninjas.

Granted, but you have no legs.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:11 PM

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granted, it feeds exclusively on 20 lbs of human flesh 3 times a day.

i wish i was banging adriana lima


She accuses you of rape directly afterward.

I wish it was Dec 30th already.

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:11 PM

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granted, it feeds exclusively on 20 lbs of human flesh 3 times a day.

i wish i was banging adriana lima


granted, but she's been dead for 2 years

i wish i had a monkey

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:12 PM

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christ one at a time people you've collectivley ruined my adriana lima fantasy with horrible horrible things

that monkey is a nymphomaniac who humps and humps and humps
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:12 PM

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She accuses you of rape directly afterward.

I wish it was Dec 30th already.


Granted, but the New Year starts over as 2008 again.

I wish I had a helicopter.

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:15 PM

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Granted, but the New Year starts over as 2008 again.

I wish I had a helicopter.


Thats not to bad.

It blows up with you inside

I wish I could find some magic mushrooms.

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:15 PM

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Granted, but the New Year starts over as 2008 again.

I wish I had a helicopter.


i guarrentee you don't know how to fly a helicopter. in fact, you cant even get the fucking door open. mwahahaha

and you find some mushrooms, gloom, you just have a horrendous life scarring trip

i wish i had a hat

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:18 PM

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i guarrentee you don't know how to fly a helicopter. in fact, you cant even get the fucking door open. mwahahaha

and you find some mushrooms, gloom, you just have a horrendous life scarring trip

i wish i had a hat


hella ninjas in this thread.

granted but you have no head to put it on.

i wish i could have a krabby patty

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:18 PM

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So many ninjas!

hella ninjas in this thread.

granted but you have no head to put it on.

i wish i could have a krabby patty


Granted, but it was made by Squidward.

I wish I was King of the World.

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:18 PM

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hella ninjas in this thread.

granted but it ran on babies..

i wish i had legs



ran on babies? the helicopter or my hat?

you legs are made of spagetti

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:19 PM

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Thats not to bad.

It blows up with you inside

I wish I could find some magic mushrooms.


granted, but u will think everyone looks like Bob Saget

i want a baloon

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:20 PM

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granted, but u will think everyone looks like Bob Saget

i want a baloon


you'll have your balloon but before you know it it lifts you high into the air and your suspended 10000feet up with no idea what to do.

i wish i had some dinner

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:21 PM

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sure, but it's breakfast :eek:

i want a PONY, lol
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