Wrong So Wrong

Switch · #1 (**permalink**) 10-05-2003, 07:31 PM

man this is just wrong to watch- my dog got one of those anti barking training collars- emits a sound when he barks. but the thing is that it doesn't do anything when he barks but when he licks his testicles the damn thing goes off. I might have to fiddle with the collar. I hate those things but everyone else in the house wants him to have one cos he barks at almost anything.

retarded · #2 (**permalink**) 10-05-2003, 08:04 PM

LMFAO!!! I know its wrong but that is fucking funny...

Saying that I can imagine that most women would want one for their boyfriends to stop them scratching their nuts all the time... lol

cowofsteel · #3 (**permalink**) 10-05-2003, 11:47 PM

those things are horrible.
I mean, the dog has now become a mute. Can't talk, for fear of the horrible noise. How would you like it if someone completely stoped you from talking?!

I think you should say 'fuck you' too the people that want him to have one on, and smash that fucking thing with a hammer..

horrible, just horrible.

Digit · #4 (**permalink**) 10-06-2003, 04:00 AM

^ i'm totally with the cow on this one.

Switch · #5 (**permalink**) 10-06-2003, 08:15 PM

I do agree but I think that if I did that they'd just buy a new one- so I think something a little more subtle is in order.... switch breaks out toolkit...

ryogavash · #6 (**permalink**) 10-07-2003, 01:21 AM

That shit is so mean. That's all.

Switch · #7 (**permalink**) 10-07-2003, 08:38 PM

I dunno what to do about the whole thing- apparently the neighbours were starting to get all arsy about the whole thing- got the council out to run a noise pollution check. He's happy and not neglected but he just barks constantly at everything. Thing is that their lil bastard son torments him all the time by throwing shit at him- nothing heavy or sharp but still- it winds him up. So Ima try to train him differently and if I see that lil bastard throw anything in future I'm gonna tape it and have me a word with his parents.

The funny thing is though that the collar doesn't seem to be bothering him in the slightest. Still barks at passers by/shaddows/mice farting in Prague and doesn't really give a shit about the noise.

WaterLillyFairy · #8 (**permalink**) 10-09-2003, 07:50 AM

Noise is better than the shock one.. an old friend got one for her dog, and that poor thing, everytime he even whimpered the thing would go off and shock him right around the neck!!! THAT'S wrong... just my opinion...

Big Poppa Puff · #9 (**permalink**) 10-09-2003, 09:31 PM

i've got shock collars on my dogs to keep them on the property and from roamimg the countryside. It beeps when they get close to the edge and then shocks if they come closer.

The alternatives were getting run over by passing cars, and getting shot by pissed of neighbors.

The collars are very effective, but a bitch to install an underground wire around the perimeter of the property

cowofsteel · #10 (**permalink**) 10-09-2003, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by obliviot
no they arent.. better than the alternative

maybe for you they are, but then again, you arn't mute are you?

Quote:

Originally posted by obliviot
...my neighbors have a dog who they neglect...they leave it out all the time and it barks non fucking stop....I am starting to feel like the son of sam.....they can get the dog to stop barking or I will[/B]

if they neglect it, call the human society and they'll snatch that thing up and outta there faster then fuck, two problems solved, no more bad treatment for the dog, and no more pissy obliviot

InferiorWang · #11 (**permalink**) 10-09-2003, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Big Poppa Puff
i've got shock collars on my dogs to keep them on the property and from roamimg the countryside. It beeps when they get close to the edge and then shocks if they come closer.

The alternatives were getting run over by passing cars, and getting shot by pissed of neighbors.

The collars are very effective, but a bitch to install an underground wire around the perimeter of the property

I have one of those for my dog. She's not smart enough to stick around like our old dog did so we had to get her the dreaded invisible fence. It worked for a while, but now it doesn't seem to bother her. Once I was sitting way out back on the basketball court that's at the edge of her invisible fence smoking a cigar and she came back there because she wanted me to pet her. She came pretty close to me and I heard the collar beeping. Then she stuck her neck out real far, trying to get me to pat her on the head and it started shocking her. She just stood there bobbing her head. I was high as hell and started to geek off of that. It was fucking hilarious. I love my dog and I don't want to hurt her, but if she's standing there taking it with no problem, it's obviously not that bad.

Plus, one time she ran out of the fence (back when the shock still meant something to her). So I took her collar off and picked her up to carry her back into the yard (part of the training we were doing to make her think she couldn't come and go as she pleased) and as I was crossing the line, the collar flipped over on my hand and shocked me. It's really not a strong shock at all, but it will make you jump. I guess if I wore it all the time, I'd get used to the shock, too.

cheebaa · #12 (**permalink**) 09-01-2006, 03:32 AM

I know this thread is really old...

but it was pretty fucking funny

Rem · #13 (**permalink**) 08-07-2007, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Switch

I dunno what to do about the whole thing- apparently the neighbours were starting to get all arsy about the whole thing- got the council out to run a noise pollution check. He's happy and not neglected but he just barks constantly at everything. Thing is that their lil bastard son torments him all the time by throwing shit at him- nothing heavy or sharp but still- it winds him up. So Ima try to train him differently and if I see that lil bastard throw anything in future I'm gonna tape it and have me a word with his parents.

The funny thing is though that the collar doesn't seem to be bothering him in the slightest. Still barks at passers by/shaddows/mice farting in Prague and doesn't really give a shit about the noise.

next time the kid throws something at the dog, go out there and throw it back at the kid.
if your right in saying it isn't sharp of heavy then it shouldn't hurt him too bad...but if it is, then must be hurting the dog so it'll hurt him too...lesson learned for the kid?

chicken · #14 (**permalink**) 08-07-2007, 12:01 PM

if i was a dog,,, id starve to death,,,, id lick my nuts all day,,,

and if you put a collar around my neck that prevented me from licking my nuts,,,,

id bite the shit out of you,,,

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#1 (permalink) 10-05-2003, 07:31 PM
Switch ARGH!!!! Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,731	Wrong So Wrong man this is just wrong to watch- my dog got one of those anti barking training collars- emits a sound when he barks. but the thing is that it doesn't do anything when he barks but when he licks his testicles the damn thing goes off. I might have to fiddle with the collar. I hate those things but everyone else in the house wants him to have one cos he barks at almost anything. __________________ Death smiles at EVERY man. All he can do is smile back. - Marcus Aurelius

#2 (permalink) 10-05-2003, 08:04 PM
retarded Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 73	LMFAO!!! I know its wrong but that is fucking funny... Saying that I can imagine that most women would want one for their boyfriends to stop them scratching their nuts all the time... lol __________________ George W. Bush says "Buying Drugs Funds Terrorism" Don't Fund Terrorism Grow Your Own

#3 (permalink) 10-05-2003, 11:47 PM
cowofsteel Local Join Date: May 2002 Location: WI Posts: 3,034	those things are horrible. I mean, the dog has now become a mute. Can't talk, for fear of the horrible noise. How would you like it if someone completely stoped you from talking?! I think you should say 'fuck you' too the people that want him to have one on, and smash that fucking thing with a hammer.. horrible, just horrible.

#4 (permalink) 10-06-2003, 04:00 AM
Digit Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,829	^ i'm totally with the cow on this one.

#5 (permalink) 10-06-2003, 08:15 PM
Switch ARGH!!!! Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,731	I do agree but I think that if I did that they'd just buy a new one- so I think something a little more subtle is in order.... switch breaks out toolkit... __________________ Death smiles at EVERY man. All he can do is smile back. - Marcus Aurelius

#6 (permalink) 10-07-2003, 01:21 AM
ryogavash Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 447	That shit is so mean. That's all.

#7 (permalink) 10-07-2003, 08:38 PM
Switch ARGH!!!! Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,731	I dunno what to do about the whole thing- apparently the neighbours were starting to get all arsy about the whole thing- got the council out to run a noise pollution check. He's happy and not neglected but he just barks constantly at everything. Thing is that their lil bastard son torments him all the time by throwing shit at him- nothing heavy or sharp but still- it winds him up. So Ima try to train him differently and if I see that lil bastard throw anything in future I'm gonna tape it and have me a word with his parents. The funny thing is though that the collar doesn't seem to be bothering him in the slightest. Still barks at passers by/shaddows/mice farting in Prague and doesn't really give a shit about the noise. __________________ Death smiles at EVERY man. All he can do is smile back. - Marcus Aurelius

#8 (permalink) 10-09-2003, 07:50 AM
WaterLillyFairy Dont Dream It.. Be It Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: USA Posts: 485	Noise is better than the shock one.. an old friend got one for her dog, and that poor thing, everytime he even whimpered the thing would go off and shock him right around the neck!!! THAT'S wrong... just my opinion... __________________ Blessed Be~God Bless, WaterLillyFairy "If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter,for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself."~"You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. "~ Desiderata by Max Ehrmann

#9 (permalink) 10-09-2003, 09:31 PM
Big Poppa Puff Old School Stoner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Greenbow, Alabama Posts: 3,276	i've got shock collars on my dogs to keep them on the property and from roamimg the countryside. It beeps when they get close to the edge and then shocks if they come closer. The alternatives were getting run over by passing cars, and getting shot by pissed of neighbors. The collars are very effective, but a bitch to install an underground wire around the perimeter of the property __________________ ...what a long strange trip its been...

#12 (permalink) 09-01-2006, 03:32 AM
cheebaa Life ain't so shitty... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 2,554 Blog Entries: 6	I know this thread is really old... but it was pretty fucking funny __________________

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