Renaissance Fair this weekend + Funny Story

[I MarriedJuanna]

Well me, my friend, sister & her friend (im driving) are going to the Renaissance Fair this weekend and I havnt smoked in like 4-3 months and were prolly gonna get some weed, but my problem is im afraid that ill be to stoned to drive >.< since its been so long and I was a casual toker before bs happened. Its only like a 15-20 min drive though, and also I dont wanna chance being caught with anything on me. Im thinking if my friend drives solo he can have the stuff (kinda lame i know but he has a clean record). And since ill be stoned out of my mind i dont wanna show up back home going and now for the funny part.

Well my friend who is a complete noob about weed/smokin it. And hes been looking for some green lately and he found this kid in HS whos a junior, which doesnt mean to much but it does a lil, any way the funny part is he said the kid is getting 2 Os for $100 LOL!!! I was like are you sure its not sticks and seeds with like .5 g of ditch weed?!?!? I told a few other people and they also LOLed. Like hes still in the whole "i was stoned for 3 days" phase, which i went through but its kinda annoyying b/c i watched him smoke a while ago out of a bottle @ a party and it was kinda sad, 1. i couldnt smoke 2. he took a small ass hit of just regs and couldnt hold it for like a sec LOL. So i try and teach him the ways of the stoner, but its kinda hard lol. i.e. saying how a bowl has multiple names like; bowl,pipe,peice ect ect and how removing the kif catcher from the grinder WAS A RETARDED MOVE!!!!! I know its long but if you can read it thanks lol

[Weebie]

LMAO He removed the kief catcher thing magiger from a grinder?!?! What the hell man?! That nearly defeats the purpose of having a grinder in the first place...
Eh, we were all noobs to smoking at one time or another, just be a friendly stoner and show him the ways

To your situation about driving to the festival stoned... Well there's probably gona be a lot of people there, so I don't advise smoking after a 3-4 month t-break and driving in a very crowded area with a lot of police... That does NOT seem smart to me... Believe me man, you're going to be very, very stoned after that t-break... Like when you first started smoking weed...

I'd say either A. Save it and somehow smoke it in the parkinglot/in the festival/somewhere safe around. Or B. Have an experienced toker/driver roll down there and spark it on the way...

Rule of thumb if you are adiment about tokin while driving.. Don't bring any more than you can eat.

[Buffalo Beano]

Hah! I love smoking with people that aren't really experienced. It usually makes for a good laugh.

On a side note, how was the Renaissance fair? I've always wanted to go to one but there aren't really any in my area.

[weedisgood420]

im going this sunday w/ my gf... i cant blaze. i goin to the one in crown hieghts md? it supposed to be mad chill there. i have to do a stupid modern world history project