What are the first 5 things you go for at a Chinese Buffet?

[BillDavis]

1. Egg rolls
2. Fried Rice
3. Sweet and sour chicken
4. Crab Rangoon
5. General Tso Chicken

Mmm... Now I'm gonna have to go to a Chinese buffet tomorrow.

I do have a bad story about those all you can eat Chinese buffets... Me and two friends used to have a college auto tech class together and we'd ride together. On the way back we'd smoke a blunt or so and go to an all you can buffet. Once a week we would go there. One week we go and they're closed, next week the same thing. Anywho, come to find out they were closed because the people who collected the trash from the dumpster said there was two cat heads inside of the dumpster. The health department went in and found a several skinned cats hanging in the freezer. It was good food though...

[bigred420]

Originally Posted by BillDavis

1. Egg rolls
2. Fried Rice
3. Sweet and sour chicken
4. Crab Rangoon
5. General Tso Chicken

same in this order

[tooking]

anything i see first when i walk in

[Smokentoke420]

Orange chicken is like the candy of meats.



AMAZING, haha, I'm going to Panda Express tommorow now. Gonn get a terriaki Chicken bowl on steamed rice, with a side of orange chicken. Mm mmm Mmmmmmmmmmmm./ hahaha

[Foop]

Whatever doesn't have salmonella or trichinosis.

[nugglord_420]

Originally Posted by jcmartin86

Peanut Butter Chicken, General Tsos, Egg Rolls, That creepy red chicken on a stick, back to the peanut butter chicken

Oh. And Mongolian BBQ FTW!

AAHHH!! Hu Hot! or whatever the fuck it is, that place is amazing in Appleton.

1. General Tsos Chicken
2. Fried Rice
3. Egg/Spring Rolls
4. Crab Rangoon
5. Sushi with LOTS of Wasabi (nothin like clearing the sinuses while you eat)

[Boosh]

fuckin crab legs
that meat on a stick
the mussels or whatever they are
and thats about it.

[SourDieselChick]

shrimp with lobster sauce
egg drop soup
boneless spare ribs
fried rice
mongolian grill (we have that at mine)

[blueend]

sushi with vegetables
duck with hoishin sauce and chinese mushrooms
vegetables chop shui
buddah salad(or anything with bamboos)
shark soup

[ipack]

Originally Posted by Smokentoke420

Orange chicken is like the candy of meats.



AMAZING, haha, I'm going to Panda Express tommorow now. Gonn get a terriaki Chicken bowl on steamed rice, with a side of orange chicken. Mm mmm Mmmmmmmmmmmm./ hahaha

man, orange chicken is the shit... but it has to be from panda express only.. they do it up, the right blend of spicy and sweet.

"I'll have the 4 entree plate, all orange chicken"

"ohh sowwy suh, we no have 4 entree plate"

"just put it on the side if you have to"

he ended up calling the manager and they put a bunch of additional orange chicken in 2 containers

[fm_skunk]

Shit I forgot to add spare ribs, crab legs, fillet mignon w/ bacon, and shrimp cocktail

[AJ24]

You have to be sure you dont go too heavy at first else you will stuff yourself and waste what lies before you. i usually start out with:

Lo Mein, Fried Rice, chicken, beef or pork with vegitables (usually chicken & brocoli), sauted mushrooms (some people hate them - I love them), ect

then i move on to the best part which is things like crab ragoon, egg rolls, fried dumplings, any variation of fried chicken, ribs, maybe some seafood stuff, ect

finish with mongolian bbq or desert, or both.

[Highbinder]

Never been to a chinese buffet

[thirdworldarmy]

1. Chow Mein
2. Orange Chicken
3. Egg Rolls
4. Mongolian Beef (spicy goodness)
5. Chinese food period is dank so it's hard to choose only 5 things.

[GolgiApparatus]

I could really go for some dumplings right now.....