Stoners calling Jimmy Johns

[mushroomsatsuji]

I work at a gourmet sandwich company. We can make sandwiches for delivery, pickup, or sit-down. We often get calls from a lot of stoners that want their sandwiches delivered. Probably for “munchies.” It’s about 4pm on Saturday when I get this call.
Me: “Welcome to Jimmy John’s, this is Molly. How can I help you?”
Stoner 1: “Hey…yeah…”
Me: “How can I help you today, sir?”
Stoner 1: “What?”
Me: “Would you like to order something?”
Stoner 1: “Yes…”
(After about two minutes of silence…)
Me: “Hello? Are you still there, sir?”
Stoner 1: “Yeah, I’m waiting for you to like, ask me what I want.”
Me: “…Okay, what would you like?”
Stoner 1: *tells me his order*
Me: “Would you like anything else with that?”
Stoner 1: “Yeah… get me a cookie.”
(At this point, I hear a plethora of other stoners in the background.)
Stoner 2: “Cookies!? Where?”
Stoner 1: *laughing* “Dude, I’m on the phone with the cookie company!”
(Now I can hear Stoner 2 grab the phone and he begins talking to me.)
Stoner 2: “Hey, cookie company? Make that two cookies!”
Stoner 3: “Four cookies! I want two!”
Stoner 2: “SIX COOKIES!”
Me *trying not to laugh* “Okay, sir, will that be all?”
Stoner 2: “Yeahhhhhh.”
Me: “Will that be for pickup or delivery?”
Stoner 2: “Delivery…” *gives address*
Stoner 1: “DUDE, WHAT IF SHE’S A NARC?”
Stoner 2: “Sh*t! You know that address I just gave you? I lied about it!”
(Now I decide to have a little fun with them, considering they wasted my time.)
Me: “Okay, but as a little treat, I’m going to have it delivered anyway. My car will be the one with red and blue flashing lights that reads P-O-L-I-C-E on the side.”
Stoner 2: “A car with lights? That’s awesome!”
Stoner 1: “Dude, she means the police!”
Stoner 2: “SH*T!” *click*
(We ended up delivering to them anyway, because TECHNICALLY they never canceled their order. Our delivery guy came back with the full order, telling us that someone answered the door to tell him no one was home.)




NOTE:THIS IS NOT ME

[poodog313]

jimmi johns is the boooombb the cookies are pretty good too

[Highbinder]

lmao thats a great story Reminds me of any time I've phoned up for food when baked. Takes three times as long and when it arrives theres tons of food you don't remember ordering

[dangermouse]

Your name's Molly?

[Highbinder]

Originally Posted by mushroomsatsuji

NOTE:THIS IS NOT ME

Originally Posted by dangermouse

Your name's Molly?

Ahem

[dangermouse]

Originally Posted by Highbinder

Ahem

Oh right, my bad.

Didn't see that

[Idontevensmoke]

Hahahaha, typical

[sky dog]

Your name is Molly? j/k

Kind of hard to believe anyone would be so paranoid to think the restaurant employee is also a narc...then again...it makes me think twice about blazing on the way to Burger King later on. (insert shifty-eyed emoticon here)

[fm_skunk]

haha Jimmy John's is soo dank. An Italian Night club w/ hot peppers hmmm.

I always call for delievery when I'm blazed outta my mind. Theres one like 2 miles away, but I'm soo lazy.

[PhoenixPharmer]

A bunch of my buddies worked at Jimmy Johns in Denton, Texas.

We'd blaze in the freezer....

[420420420]

I was thrown out of a Jimmy Johns years back... long story

[enevitable]

hahaha

we got a couple jimmy johns in my college town. me myself I prefer quiznos/subway, but you can't dog the fact that jimmy johns delivers

[j3nsen]

That's hilarious.. What's even funnier is that fact that me and my girl were blown last night and orded some Jimmy Johns at like 2am.. Soo good. Especially when you forget you ordered it and you hear a knock at your door makes it 10x better

[CanibasConsumer]

we have a jimmy johns here too but ive never been there

[GhettoShinobi]

lmfao