Passing a piss test with dirty piss =/ **HELP

[Godsmoke]

Well I'm sorry for another one of these annoying threads by kids that have never used the search button. SIKE! I've searched these damn forums for the official piss test thread that tells you how to actually pass a piss test with dirty piss. How to truly clean your system.
I have yet to find that thread, I've read so many of the damn threads and most of them have been proven to not work!

If anybody knows a true way to pass the piss test with dirty piss or if you know the thread that gives detailed info about it then please for the love of god help me out here. I have just over a week before I have to piss and my piss is quite filled with THC

ANY help at all is GREATLY appreciated and +rep is definitely not out of the question!

[briangumble]

Take niacin pills and drink lots of cranberry juice. If you do that you should be clean within a few days to a week. I know a girl who took niacin pills and she passed the drug test and that was only a day after she stopped smoking.

[coolrunnings]

I can assure you that there's no THC in your peepee

[sterr]

@coolrunnings- lol

my brother has been on probation for 8 months now and has to have a drug test every month. he smokes in 2-3 week periods and then detoxes for 1-2 weeks. during his last week of detoxing he takes 2 niacin pills every other night. he drinks lots of water and used to pop cranberry pills but hasnt in the past few months.

you probably dont need to take that much precaution, but he does cause he isnt a citizen yet and could get deported if he pisses dirty. i'm pretty sure you will be fine if you just pop a few niocin every night a few days before your test. also drink ALOT of water the day of your test and then take a vitamin b pill to turn your peepee yellow lol

[adamp]

Originally Posted by Godsmoke

Well I'm sorry for another one of these annoying threads by kids that have never used the search button. SIKE! I've searched these damn forums for the official piss test thread that tells you how to actually pass a piss test with dirty piss. How to truly clean your system.
I have yet to find that thread, I've read so many of the damn threads and most of them have been proven to not work!

If anybody knows a true way to pass the piss test with dirty piss or if you know the thread that gives detailed info about it then please for the love of god help me out here. I have just over a week before I have to piss and my piss is quite filled with THC

ANY help at all is GREATLY appreciated and +rep is definitely not out of the question!

Niacin is good, but don't take it the day of the test.. many places also test for abnormally high Niacin levels because they indicate that the person was trying to detox.

[BubbleFunker]

Vale products, I've been told work within 24 hours. Is someone watching you while you pee? If not, why not tape a clean pee bottle to ur underroos?
Fuck pee tests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!btw.

[Godsmoke]

^^ No shit man.... My philosophy is piss for pleasure... Not employment... Or probation

But yeah I've been smokin pretty regularly every day for about 2 years... So just take niacin pills and vitamin B pills and drink a lot of water and maybe cranberry juice ? Idk sounds too easy to me...