when your driving and a cops behind you--doesnt matter if your high or not--your driving skills decrease by eh, well,...in my case about 70%

well people it happened again the other day,....me driving along (not high), lalala after a while i notice a cop behind me (i say after a while because it took some time because my rearviewmirror fell off and just absolutley wont stick bback on ever again)..oh and lets just say "fell off" yea right i went into a store real quick like and wen i came out my mirror was sitting on the drivers bucket seat with my highly hated 24 airfreshner wrinkled up!...lol...
lalala...oh yea driving..ok now im wondering if the cops noticed my mirror missing?..maybe sound like it could be a violation,next i start to notice i seem to have a really low right front tire that seems to be DRAGGING me to the shoulder, damn but its hard to stay in the lines when you notice how low a tires is.,,now im sure my coppers watching me pretty close. then the worst thing of all that could happpen Happened!!! it started to sprrinkle. it seems the motor on for the whipers need an adjustment and the whipers actually go OFFF THE JEEP, its very comical,.but im sure nOT to the cop behind me....so now im pretending like i got rainXn and praying it doesnt rain any harder (btw this whle time im cursing my husband a very good mechanic) im sure my whiper proplem is a nice violation also. oh and i mustnt forget the possessed brakelight..somtime it works somtimes it dont....im wondering if the cops noticing this...probably ANOTHER violation,. *sigh
just when i thought i had to turn on the whipers, my pal turned off to go bother another innnocent person. so then i did turn on the whipers and laughed my butt off all the way home...fkedup windshild whipers are very embarassing

peace