WTF was that!?!?!?!?!?! W-T-F!!! WTFWTFWTF!!!!!!!

TooSicKs · #1 (**permalink**) 05-31-2003, 01:16 PM

<font size=+6>WTF?</font>

okay, so i decide to make me some baked potatoes for dinner, i bake 'em in the oven like i do every other night, uneventful. I take my spuds outta the oven and sit 'em down on my desk and go back int othe kitchen to toss some homemade cinnamon flatbread stuff i make for muchies in the oven, and i'm in the kitchen, i hear a fuckin' explosion in my other room "BLAM" i run in the room like WTF and i don't immediately notice anything out of place, until i see only one potato sitting there (i made 3). Upon closer inspection i found small shards of potato skins around the room, one of my spuds exploded like someone stuck an m-80 in that fucker!

The explosion hurled objects off my desk, including the 2nd potato, which i found intact across the room.

Now, there is an infinite amount of potato stuck to the walls, all over my desk, on my monitor, everywhere!!!!

Fuckin exploding munchies!!!! now i'm out 1 spud and i gotta hell mess to clean up, but fuck it, i'll clean it after work tomorrow.

I did find and recover my other spud and aside from an aerial excursion across the room along with some other stuff i had on my desk it's none the worse for wear, i brushed the lint and crap off, it's still good.

Now i'm gonna try to eat the survivors. Hopefully i won't get my fuckin jaw blown off or something. If this post is the last thing you ever hear from me, you can safely assume i was killed in a freak baked potato accident, and in which case, it's been fun knowing you all!!!

Peace

IndianaToker · #2 (**permalink**) 05-31-2003, 01:22 PM

Maybe I'm just really high now, but this is funny as shit!! Look out for the potato shrapnel!!

hippie john · #3 (**permalink**) 05-31-2003, 02:53 PM

thats happened to me before two. except it was a burrito. i take the damn thing outta the microwave and almost get to the table when the damn thing explodes on the plate. i got boiling hot burrito sauce on me and dropped the plate on the floor, making a huge stain on the carpet. i was so pissed, not because of the stain, but it was the last burrito. i just said fuck it and went to tacotime.

I love how you go into detail about evferything, i do that on a regular basis in my head while doing things but can get confusing, like right now for instance

ubik · #4 (**permalink**) 05-31-2003, 06:37 PM

hee heee "three killed by an explosive potato".... that's weird.

dirtydingusus · #5 (**permalink**) 05-31-2003, 06:43 PM

"damn sarge there comming over the hill...and we are almost out of amo!"

"not to worry old chap ....we still have several spuds left !"

"oh yes rightie o old boy they'll never get past those!"

nyc-smoker · #6 (**permalink**) 05-31-2003, 10:11 PM

its cause pressure next time cut the potato skin before u cook it. :-D

Mr_Criminal · #7 (**permalink**) 06-01-2003, 01:51 AM

Hahahahh. That woulda been a bitch to have been holding that potato when it blew. Or to have been just about to take a bite. Man. "OH MY GOD POTATO, GET DOWN!" This thread may have saved someone's life. It's a reminder that we should all be a little more cautious when dealing with potatos.

InferiorWang · #8 (**permalink**) 06-01-2003, 01:54 AM

That's the hardest I've laughed in a week. I've never had a tater randomly explode on me before. Didn't you poke holes in it before you cooked it?

KraziHare · #9 (**permalink**) 06-01-2003, 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by InferiorWang
That's the hardest I've laughed in a week. I've never had a tater randomly explode on me before. Didn't you poke holes in it before you cooked it?

that's what I was gonna say, especially if you make the shit in the microwave

you should do the same with pot pies lest you get bits of 400 degree chicken on your face

one more thing--if you heat up water in the microwave be very careful, apparently something needs to trigger the boiling process so even if the water's hot enough to boil it could be sitting there doing nothing until a rough surface comes into contact with it (such as a metal pot you would normally boil water in). if you would then stick a fork in the not-yet-boiling water it could splash out of the container and burn you. I was kind of stoned when I saw the dateline special or whatever about it so I could have it very wrong, not to mention that I failed whatever science class it was that they may have explained that

Meanie Greenie · #10 (**permalink**) 06-01-2003, 03:57 AM

after that scud missile went off next to my head in the gulf, i thought my potatoes were exploding and assasins were hiding behind that door with 9mm pistols too(lol). i think ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thorazine mixed with a little vitimin-L will enhance your trippn experience. hmmmm sounds like fun, party on dude! lmfwao

BillyBongThortn · #11 (**permalink**) 06-01-2003, 04:25 AM

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Originally posted by hippie john
i was so pissed, not because of the stain, but it was the last burrito. i just said fuck it and went to tacotime.

ROFL!! total stoner shit!!

man am i just high or is that fucking funny as hell..

probably both

InferiorWang · #12 (**permalink**) 06-01-2003, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KraziHare

that's what I was gonna say, especially if you make the shit in the microwave

you should do the same with pot pies lest you get bits of 400 degree chicken on your face

one more thing--if you heat up water in the microwave be very careful, apparently something needs to trigger the boiling process so even if the water's hot enough to boil it could be sitting there doing nothing until a rough surface comes into contact with it (such as a metal pot you would normally boil water in). if you would then stick a fork in the not-yet-boiling water it could splash out of the container and burn you. I was kind of stoned when I saw the dateline special or whatever about it so I could have it very wrong, not to mention that I failed whatever science class it was that they may have explained that

Wow, I never knew that about water. I used to nuke water all the time to boil it so I could make gravy at DQ. I guess no one else there saw that Datline special either.

dr_krapp · #13 (**permalink**) 06-01-2003, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TooSicKs
The explosion hurled objects off my desk, including the 2nd potato, which i found intact across the room.

its just a little air-born its still good its still good!

MrsDingusus · #14 (**permalink**) 06-01-2003, 10:37 PM

hmmm....I wonder if we should petition to have warning labels placed on all potatos......may cause bodily harm....

MSMJ · #15 (**permalink**) 06-01-2003, 10:55 PM

LOL, Mrs. D... potatoes can be wicked; I heard somewhere that they can be made into some potent homemade brew.

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#1 (permalink) 05-31-2003, 01:16 PM
TooSicKs Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,092	WTF was that!?!?!?!?!?! W-T-F!!! WTFWTFWTF!!!!!!! <font size=+6>WTF?</font> okay, so i decide to make me some baked potatoes for dinner, i bake 'em in the oven like i do every other night, uneventful. I take my spuds outta the oven and sit 'em down on my desk and go back int othe kitchen to toss some homemade cinnamon flatbread stuff i make for muchies in the oven, and i'm in the kitchen, i hear a fuckin' explosion in my other room "BLAM" i run in the room like WTF and i don't immediately notice anything out of place, until i see only one potato sitting there (i made 3). Upon closer inspection i found small shards of potato skins around the room, one of my spuds exploded like someone stuck an m-80 in that fucker! The explosion hurled objects off my desk, including the 2nd potato, which i found intact across the room. Now, there is an infinite amount of potato stuck to the walls, all over my desk, on my monitor, everywhere!!!! Fuckin exploding munchies!!!! now i'm out 1 spud and i gotta hell mess to clean up, but fuck it, i'll clean it after work tomorrow. I did find and recover my other spud and aside from an aerial excursion across the room along with some other stuff i had on my desk it's none the worse for wear, i brushed the lint and crap off, it's still good. Now i'm gonna try to eat the survivors. Hopefully i won't get my fuckin jaw blown off or something. If this post is the last thing you ever hear from me, you can safely assume i was killed in a freak baked potato accident, and in which case, it's been fun knowing you all!!! Peace __________________ "They taste like crap! What are these mints called?" "Excre-Mints" "I Think I Thought Therefore I Thought I Was" "Is it stoned in here or is it just me?" "One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you." "Cuz' tha weedflo don't stop an they ain' no cops, bustin people tokin in they own box, ya wanna know was up ya wanna know where I'll be, I be chillin up in Ol'skool-B"

#2 (permalink) 05-31-2003, 01:22 PM
IndianaToker Indy :Administrator: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,941	Maybe I'm just really high now, but this is funny as shit!! Look out for the potato shrapnel!!

#3 (permalink) 05-31-2003, 02:53 PM
hippie john Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 3,822	thats happened to me before two. except it was a burrito. i take the damn thing outta the microwave and almost get to the table when the damn thing explodes on the plate. i got boiling hot burrito sauce on me and dropped the plate on the floor, making a huge stain on the carpet. i was so pissed, not because of the stain, but it was the last burrito. i just said fuck it and went to tacotime. I love how you go into detail about evferything, i do that on a regular basis in my head while doing things but can get confusing, like right now for instance __________________ Cheap Grow Supplies \|\|\| Grow Box Design Guide Save a tree, wipe your ass with a spotted owl.

#4 (permalink) 05-31-2003, 06:37 PM
ubik Old School Stoner Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 593	hee heee "three killed by an explosive potato".... that's weird. __________________ -Mankind surely does not represent an evolution toward a better or stronger or higher level, as progress is now understood.-

#5 (permalink) 05-31-2003, 06:43 PM
dirtydingusus reborn Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in and out Posts: 2,328	"damn sarge there comming over the hill...and we are almost out of amo!" "not to worry old chap ....we still have several spuds left !" "oh yes rightie o old boy they'll never get past those!" __________________ mine are the eyes of god and what they see is not what was meant to be

#6 (permalink) 05-31-2003, 10:11 PM
nyc-smoker The anti-anti Pot Smoker. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nyc Posts: 277	pressure its cause pressure next time cut the potato skin before u cook it. :-D __________________ Hey my friend pass the dutchy!

#7 (permalink) 06-01-2003, 01:51 AM
Mr_Criminal Meatwad Mentality Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,411	Hahahahh. That woulda been a bitch to have been holding that potato when it blew. Or to have been just about to take a bite. Man. "OH MY GOD POTATO, GET DOWN!" This thread may have saved someone's life. It's a reminder that we should all be a little more cautious when dealing with potatos.

#8 (permalink) 06-01-2003, 01:54 AM
InferiorWang Old School Stoner Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: WTF? Where am I? Posts: 4,466	That's the hardest I've laughed in a week. I've never had a tater randomly explode on me before. Didn't you poke holes in it before you cooked it? __________________ "All the people from high school that I thought would be cooler if they smoked now smoke...and they're much cooler." - A friend of mine spring break his freshman year Everything in moderation...including moderation.

#10 (permalink) 06-01-2003, 03:57 AM
Meanie Greenie Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 13	post traumatic stress disorder after that scud missile went off next to my head in the gulf, i thought my potatoes were exploding and assasins were hiding behind that door with 9mm pistols too(lol). i think ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thorazine mixed with a little vitimin-L will enhance your trippn experience. hmmmm sounds like fun, party on dude! lmfwao

#14 (permalink) 06-01-2003, 10:37 PM
MrsDingusus People Like Us Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: FloriDUH Posts: 453	hmmm....I wonder if we should petition to have warning labels placed on all potatos......may cause bodily harm.... __________________

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#15 (permalink) 06-01-2003, 10:55 PM
MSMJ OLD POTHEAD Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 232	LOL, Mrs. D... potatoes can be wicked; I heard somewhere that they can be made into some potent homemade brew. __________________