Katt Williams

ThePhantom · #1 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 05:33 AM

Has anybody ever heard Katt Williams stand-up act? I first heard of him when I was at my friend's house, and we were high, and he told us to watch Katt Williams and I did and I was cracking up so hard. He's in that new movie, "First Sunday". By the way, here's a YouTube video of him:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Qd6xyzRGao

And a favorite quote:

"If you don't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, I don't know what the fuck you are doin'."

CanibasConsumer · #2 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 08:19 AM

there's a button near the top of the page called Search. you should check it out

smooth08 · #3 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 08:31 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PG0pkL__2To

metallica2k1 · #4 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 09:17 AM

I really like his stand-up, but that movie (First Sunday) looks like a horrible abomination full of stereotypes and Soul Plane-esque humor.

Codone · #5 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 02:27 PM

This shit right here *****, this shit right here...

madmike420 · #6 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 03:32 PM

ThePhantom · #7 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 03:53 PM

Thank you for that beautiful embedding of the video. I've seen it so many times now but I still don't get tired of it.

nushaganazad · #8 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 04:07 PM

yup, i own the stand up. its pretty hilarious, but my favorite thing of it is about DMX.

Dmx-
"HEY BIiiiiTCH, Can I GET A GLaaaASS OF WaaaATER, ANNNDDD SOME LEMOnnN!"

Katt-
"*****, WHY ARE YOU HOLLARIN! were in a restauraunt!"

or

This shit right here nukka, this shit here, nukka, nukka, nukka, this shit here. Its called DEAF!

WHAT that doesnt even sound attractive, You mean im gonnna hit and DIE

No man, not death, DEAF!

Nukka i got things to do today!

DirtyApe · #9 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 04:16 PM

Yeah, anyone who can use the word N***** 600 times in a stand up routine is a true comedic genius....

That guy needs to be buried alive....

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#1 (permalink) 01-21-2008, 05:33 AM
ThePhantom Hemp Oil Activist Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reisterstown, Maryland Posts: 2,964	Katt Williams Has anybody ever heard Katt Williams stand-up act? I first heard of him when I was at my friend's house, and we were high, and he told us to watch Katt Williams and I did and I was cracking up so hard. He's in that new movie, "First Sunday". By the way, here's a YouTube video of him: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Qd6xyzRGao And a favorite quote: "If you don't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, I don't know what the fuck you are doin'." __________________

#2 (permalink) 01-21-2008, 08:19 AM
CanibasConsumer Orange Destiny Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: fear and loathing in idaho Posts: 2,030	there's a button near the top of the page called Search. you should check it out __________________

#3 (permalink) 01-21-2008, 08:31 AM
smooth08 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: O high O Posts: 1,286	http://youtube.com/watch?v=PG0pkL__2To

#4 (permalink) 01-21-2008, 09:17 AM
metallica2k1 MMJ User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 346	I really like his stand-up, but that movie (First Sunday) looks like a horrible abomination full of stereotypes and Soul Plane-esque humor.

#5 (permalink) 01-21-2008, 02:27 PM
Codone INDIAN MAN Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Surrounded by walls of pills (literally). Posts: 2,004	This shit right here *****, this shit right here...

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#7 (permalink) 01-21-2008, 03:53 PM
ThePhantom Hemp Oil Activist Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reisterstown, Maryland Posts: 2,964	Thank you for that beautiful embedding of the video. I've seen it so many times now but I still don't get tired of it. __________________

#8 (permalink) 01-21-2008, 04:07 PM
nushaganazad Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: BC baby! Posts: 3,634	yup, i own the stand up. its pretty hilarious, but my favorite thing of it is about DMX. Dmx- "HEY BIiiiiTCH, Can I GET A GLaaaASS OF WaaaATER, ANNNDDD SOME LEMOnnN!" Katt- "*****, WHY ARE YOU HOLLARIN! were in a restauraunt!" or This shit right here nukka, this shit here, nukka, nukka, nukka, this shit here. Its called DEAF! WHAT that doesnt even sound attractive, You mean im gonnna hit and DIE No man, not death, DEAF! Nukka i got things to do today!

#9 (permalink) 01-21-2008, 04:16 PM
DirtyApe Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Thick Green Jungle Posts: 1,148	Yeah, anyone who can use the word N***** 600 times in a stand up routine is a true comedic genius.... That guy needs to be buried alive....

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