Good Bong Names

I have two bongs needing naming, i dont know if you do this but around where i live we do. IM thinking of calling one nowhere man after the beatles song any ideas for the second?

post some pics of them

Heeee's a reeeal nowhere man... Love that song. But we can't really help you out with names unless you post pics. Although, you are probably best equipped to name your bongs since you know their "habits", and whatnot .

Well, there were a few bongs I've helped to name in my day.

Back in school, we had two. One was a bigger one, one was a smaller one. The bigger one was a huge, straight, brown bong. We named it Shaka Zulu. The smaller one, we just referred to as Lil' Jawn.

Like, "Yo dude, pass me that Lil' Jawn."

here are some generic pics...these are my bongs...not the actual ones i own.. but the ones i bought...the two make my 4th and 5th bong!


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Call the roor roory or roorie, and call the green one general ganja.

5 bongs? Damn, I don't even have one. Anyway you should pick the names, since they are your bongs. But it doesn't ever hurt to hear other people's name ideas I suppose.

That roor is nice by the way.

i agree with u naming ur own or the people u smoke out of them most with but my girlfriend named hers cb for community bong i think its a good name since it does get around, well it dosent leave the house but many a people have smoked out of it

Fucking name it LUCY, that was my bongs name. You gotta name it after a chick.

are you a hippy? lol the smaller one could be "Green Piece" and the RooR...uh all I can think of is Yellow Jacket

My bong is named Bong Coltrane (play on john coltrane for the less than sober or smart). Haha. I got the name it after celebrity thing from half baked, i gotta admit, but i like my idea. I also thought of LeBong James, LOL. But the roor you should name yellow thunder, and the other one should be called hot tamale, haha iono

i have a purple bong.

GRAPE APE


then me and my friend are huge gator fans and have tried to get pieces that are orange and blue.

there is a bubbler named tim tebow and a pipe called chris leak.

well im from the vancouver area, some of my hockey fan buddies like to blaze on Roberto LuBongo before a game.

I used to have an Obi Bong Kenobi before it broke.

My first is named Donkey Bong Jr.
I am getting one of those tiny bongs with the big base from here @ GC, thats gonna be "Diddy Bong" and then I want to buy a huge ROOR one and ofcourse that one will be named DOnkey Bong Sr.

Here's a picture of my bong - which my friends & i still can't come up with a name for.
anyone here have any suggestions?

Willy Bongka

Here's a picture of my bong - which my friends & i still can't come up with a name for.
anyone here have any suggestions?

i had one like that for a while but it was purple
named it tower of power

i used to have a kinda small plastic bong with a BIG ass bowl on it. wayyy too big for the bong really lol called it Biggie Smalls lol

lol i have the IceTower II and me and my buddys tom and tony smoke from it all the time...so we named it Tee Cubed, cuz we all have first names with T and its cube for the ice...we are so clever

lol ahhhh the memories...

my first bong was a 3 ft graphix - i named it elvis because i put a sticker on it with a picture of elvis that said "elvis is dead"

you wouldnt believe the amount of people who used to come over just to pull 3 footers - i must have smoked 10 lbs of free weed because of it

footnote: elvis was last seen making a state-wide tour around maine as part of a state-police antri-drug campaign/demostration after it was confiscated by police when i got pulled over. i wasnt even charged with anything either that's the best part