Back from my cruise

SuicidalSpaz · #1 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 04:36 PM

Hey guys, Spaz here. As some of you know I went on a cruise last week, I got back saturday morning. So, I'm posting a bit late. I was on the Norwegian Dawn and went to nassau, bermuda,and the bahamas.

Nassau was a third world country. A lady was raped, and another mugged. both from our cruise ship. Everyone trying to sell you drugs was a narc. We went to Sr. Frog's. My friend and I had about 15 shots of kamikazee each, and various amounts of beer and jack and coke. Things were fun, a huge group of drunk people huddled in a circle trying to walk back to the boat. Once on board, we walked to the nightclub which was open till 4am (we got there around 1ish-2ish). We all did karoake ( Funny shit), and clubbed with a bunch of girls.

All the other nights on board were similar. Drink up, go to Dazzles, club all drunk. Buy girls some drinks, bring girls back to room. It was like I was going to the city, only without the E. The food on board was amazing, and I broke a champagne glass over my head on the last night. When the club closed on the last night, we had about 50 people outside partying. We went inside to the front desk for a bottle opener, and the guy ritchie showed us 3 full pages of complaints due to noise. We went back outside, and saw 2 security guards.

I was stupid drunk and assured them everything was okay, and 2 of them couldn't stop 50 drunk people.

me " Even though you're sober and we're not, it's numbers man. 50 on 2? Thats some crazy greek 300 shit bro"

security: "ahahaha, he's fucking wasted, let's go back inside".

Great night.

LegitBaller · #2 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 07:44 PM

sounds like a blast...

xXMelkorXx · #3 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 07:44 PM

Hahaha, sounds like you had a great time..cruises are great..and you always will have some fun..unless you get sick..

TECHN9NE · #4 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 07:46 PM

any ganja consumed?

LegitBaller · #5 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 07:52 PM

fo real ^ when i go on cruises i always get some nice hash or buds from de islands mon...its always cream of the crop...and ya can sneak it on the cruise ship easily

SuicidalSpaz · #6 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 08:53 PM

Nah man almost ALL the bud I saw was dirt, besides a couple guys. They talked really good english, and kept tryin to get you to "walk around back". Narcs is what I was thinking, so I said fuck it, Ima go back to the boat, get drunk, club, and get laid! And that's what I did.

jahconquering · #7 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 09:05 PM

Yeah I wouldnt go around back with anyone who asks you to buy drugs up front... .doesn't really make sense. when I went to jamaica on a cruise everyone was trying to sell you bud and pipes... I got an eighth of great sinsimilla for 20 bucks and a sick wooden pipe.

Vicious · #8 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 11:28 PM

Thats exactly what happened to me in Bimini (Bahamas)

SuicidalSpaz · #9 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 11:41 PM

yeah good times. Went with my mom to Le Bistro, the french restuarant. Had the best filet mignon of my life. Also, some really nice wines.

Durchii · #10 (**permalink**) 07-09-2007, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SuicidalSpaz

me " Even though you're sober and we're not, it's numbers man. 50 on 2? Thats some crazy greek 300 shit bro"

security: "ahahaha, he's fucking wasted, let's go back inside".

Great night.

"FOR SPARTA!!!"

MIA YaYo 305 · #11 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 08:34 PM

i went on the freedom of the seas which is a big ass ship i think its currently the biggest in the world and i went to ocho rios-jamica, labadee-hati, cozumel-mexica, and gerogetown-grand cayman

b4 even getting 2 jamica i already had the intention of capping weed in jamica so...

the 2nd i got off the bus in jamica sum jamican dude was already offering me bud but i couldnt cap rite there cuz my parents were with me, from there on i was offered weed atleast 15 times and they always asked "u smoke?" so later that day i capped (i didnt have a scale but it was ALOT maybe lik 4 or 5 grams) reggs for $40 and i easily boarded the ship with out the security checking for drugs and than every nite i was toking on the cruise...

to be high on a cruise is a crazy feeling cuz u can feel the ship rock 10xz as much itz crazy!! and at times i would get really paranoid that my parentz will catch me...one nite i went 2 the casino at lik 2 in the morning and i was underage and i played roulet with my bros and cousins and i was so blasted that i put 1 chip ($1) on red but the dealer kept telling me that i have to bet at least 5 or more chips on the red but i didnt under stand wut she was telling me so i put my chip on the black and than the odd than even and she kept on correcting me until i finally understood wut she was telling me....o yea i lost $30 in lik less than 5 mins : )

Boosh · #12 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 09:58 PM

Where exactly does one go for smoking weed on a cruise ship? I would imagine it would be hard to find a good place to toke up.

Im glad you enjoyed your cruise spaz, I definitely couldnt go on one. Got a complex with large open bodies of water and me being on them.

jahconquering · #13 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Boosh

Where exactly does one go for smoking weed on a cruise ship? I would imagine it would be hard to find a good place to toke up.

Im glad you enjoyed your cruise spaz, I definitely couldnt go on one. Got a complex with large open bodies of water and me being on them.

naw man most are balcony rooms, with you know, balconys, and also it is international waters, so there is no law againts smoking weed.

briangumble · #14 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 11:31 PM

Why did you think they were narcs? If they were narcs wouldn't they have been asking to buy bud off you instead of the other way around?

illinisbII · #15 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 11:38 PM

see any pirates while cruisin?? I heard pirate attacks are pretty common in the phillipines...kinda far from the bahamas

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#1 (permalink) 07-09-2007, 04:36 PM
SuicidalSpaz Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,285 Blog Entries: 1	Back from my cruise Hey guys, Spaz here. As some of you know I went on a cruise last week, I got back saturday morning. So, I'm posting a bit late. I was on the Norwegian Dawn and went to nassau, bermuda,and the bahamas. Nassau was a third world country. A lady was raped, and another mugged. both from our cruise ship. Everyone trying to sell you drugs was a narc. We went to Sr. Frog's. My friend and I had about 15 shots of kamikazee each, and various amounts of beer and jack and coke. Things were fun, a huge group of drunk people huddled in a circle trying to walk back to the boat. Once on board, we walked to the nightclub which was open till 4am (we got there around 1ish-2ish). We all did karoake ( Funny shit), and clubbed with a bunch of girls. All the other nights on board were similar. Drink up, go to Dazzles, club all drunk. Buy girls some drinks, bring girls back to room. It was like I was going to the city, only without the E. The food on board was amazing, and I broke a champagne glass over my head on the last night. When the club closed on the last night, we had about 50 people outside partying. We went inside to the front desk for a bottle opener, and the guy ritchie showed us 3 full pages of complaints due to noise. We went back outside, and saw 2 security guards. I was stupid drunk and assured them everything was okay, and 2 of them couldn't stop 50 drunk people. me " Even though you're sober and we're not, it's numbers man. 50 on 2? Thats some crazy greek 300 shit bro" security: "ahahaha, he's fucking wasted, let's go back inside". Great night.

#2 (permalink) 07-09-2007, 07:44 PM
LegitBaller major w/out a major deal Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: chi 2 the bay Posts: 5,482	sounds like a blast... __________________ "You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to somebody, You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us. You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys."

#3 (permalink) 07-09-2007, 07:44 PM
xXMelkorXx J'aime Randi Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In the Arms of Bliss Posts: 3,850 Blog Entries: 1	Hahaha, sounds like you had a great time..cruises are great..and you always will have some fun..unless you get sick.. __________________

#4 (permalink) 07-09-2007, 07:46 PM
TECHN9NE High Mountain Hippie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: ADKs Posts: 568	any ganja consumed? __________________ "Ive got the stickiest of the icky... bitch, have sex with charlie murphy" "Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” -Bob Marley "Bitch Please"

#5 (permalink) 07-09-2007, 07:52 PM
LegitBaller major w/out a major deal Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: chi 2 the bay Posts: 5,482	fo real ^ when i go on cruises i always get some nice hash or buds from de islands mon...its always cream of the crop...and ya can sneak it on the cruise ship easily __________________ "You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to somebody, You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us. You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys."

#6 (permalink) 07-09-2007, 08:53 PM
SuicidalSpaz Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,285 Blog Entries: 1	Nah man almost ALL the bud I saw was dirt, besides a couple guys. They talked really good english, and kept tryin to get you to "walk around back". Narcs is what I was thinking, so I said fuck it, Ima go back to the boat, get drunk, club, and get laid! And that's what I did.

#7 (permalink) 07-09-2007, 09:05 PM
jahconquering Peacefull SolJah Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: where happy plants come from... Posts: 1,291 Blog Entries: 1	Yeah I wouldnt go around back with anyone who asks you to buy drugs up front... .doesn't really make sense. when I went to jamaica on a cruise everyone was trying to sell you bud and pipes... I got an eighth of great sinsimilla for 20 bucks and a sick wooden pipe.

#8 (permalink) 07-09-2007, 11:28 PM
Vicious Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 4,152	Thats exactly what happened to me in Bimini (Bahamas)

#9 (permalink) 07-09-2007, 11:41 PM
SuicidalSpaz Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,285 Blog Entries: 1	yeah good times. Went with my mom to Le Bistro, the french restuarant. Had the best filet mignon of my life. Also, some really nice wines.

#11 (permalink) 07-18-2007, 08:34 PM
MIA YaYo 305 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: miami Posts: 174	that reminds me this cruise i was on last month... i went on the freedom of the seas which is a big ass ship i think its currently the biggest in the world and i went to ocho rios-jamica, labadee-hati, cozumel-mexica, and gerogetown-grand cayman b4 even getting 2 jamica i already had the intention of capping weed in jamica so... the 2nd i got off the bus in jamica sum jamican dude was already offering me bud but i couldnt cap rite there cuz my parents were with me, from there on i was offered weed atleast 15 times and they always asked "u smoke?" so later that day i capped (i didnt have a scale but it was ALOT maybe lik 4 or 5 grams) reggs for $40 and i easily boarded the ship with out the security checking for drugs and than every nite i was toking on the cruise... to be high on a cruise is a crazy feeling cuz u can feel the ship rock 10xz as much itz crazy!! and at times i would get really paranoid that my parentz will catch me...one nite i went 2 the casino at lik 2 in the morning and i was underage and i played roulet with my bros and cousins and i was so blasted that i put 1 chip ($1) on red but the dealer kept telling me that i have to bet at least 5 or more chips on the red but i didnt under stand wut she was telling me so i put my chip on the black and than the odd than even and she kept on correcting me until i finally understood wut she was telling me....o yea i lost $30 in lik less than 5 mins : )

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#12 (permalink) 07-18-2007, 09:58 PM
Boosh Real life beginner killer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The hairy O-Zone Posts: 6,069 Blog Entries: 1	Where exactly does one go for smoking weed on a cruise ship? I would imagine it would be hard to find a good place to toke up. Im glad you enjoyed your cruise spaz, I definitely couldnt go on one. Got a complex with large open bodies of water and me being on them. __________________ the boy J.D. was a friend of mine 'till i caught him in my car tryin to steal the Alpine chased him down the street to call a truce the silly muthafucka pulls out a deuce deuce little did he know i had a loaded 12 gauge one sucker dead, L.A. Times front page

#14 (permalink) 07-18-2007, 11:31 PM
briangumble Bronze member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,180	Why did you think they were narcs? If they were narcs wouldn't they have been asking to buy bud off you instead of the other way around?

#15 (permalink) 07-18-2007, 11:38 PM
illinisbII Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,482	see any pirates while cruisin?? I heard pirate attacks are pretty common in the phillipines...kinda far from the bahamas