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Comedian on the Late Late Show.
Quoting it off the top of my head as best I can. The guy was a mid 20 year old white dude.
"So I just graduated from College, right?
And you know what goes on now day at College, right?
Well, now days, when you go out and set up job interviews, they want you to take a physical, AND a freakin blood test.
So I set up this interview, and it all goes well, and at the end the guy says "Can you pass a drug test." And naturally, I reply. "Of Course."
THEN he goes "That includes Marijuana, do you have Marijuana in your system?"
And im thinking, "Dude, I just graduated from College! Do I have Marijuana in my system?! I have Marijuana in my pocket."
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