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Fadetoblack · #1 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 06:58 AM

I need help SO badly right now grasscity! Here is the story:

I was playing pool with my friend, and this girl came over and gave me a note. I opened it up and the note had a number, then "Girl in white" with a name under it. I look up the the girl in white is SMOKING fucking hot. So I write my number down and walk over to her and hand her the note. Well after about 5 min, she comes over and asks us for a game of pool.

We started playing pool, my buddy Shea, Me, and these 2 girls. Now one of them is SMOKING hot. The other one is cute, but really big thighs (I don't like that in a girl >.<)

Anyways, I'm flirting like crazy with the hot one, while my friend is being my wing man and keeping the other girl happy. Well the next day my phone rings and its these 2 girls. I pick up and talk to the hot one mostly. Well the next day I get a text from her friend, the fat one. Just a simple "Hey whats up?"

Well a few min after, the hot one texts me and it says "My friend is REALLY interested in you."

SHITTTTTTTTT right there, that blows.

Well I was high and drunk as fuck, so I was texting these girls all night. Now mostly the other girl because I was playing Bay Root, I just responded when my phone went off haha.

The next day the girl texts me, it reads like this:
"Hey, Do you like Nickleback?"
"Yeah, they are ok."
"I have an extra ticket for their concert if you want to go. Mind if I call you later?"

Well it took me 24 hours to respond to that message.....

Now I made up a bullshit excuse that my phone died, because I was texting her friend all day long......

This sucks to much! I want to date the really cute girl, but her fat friend likes me. Now I know I need to make the other girl happy to get in with the cute girl. Can't get to a girl before you get her friends to like you

Well..... I need help city, how do I tell this girl that I don't want her AT ALL. And I like her friend? Without hurting the fat chicks feelings, and still have a chance with the other one?
God damn I hate fat chicks, and a mouse just ran up my fucking leg and scared the shit out of me.....
That is the one thing I'm HORRIBLE with woman on. I get guilt tripped so easily, so the breakups/saying no always suck on my end. I can sweet talk a girl into liking me alot.... but apparently it only works on fat chicks.... haha. Just messing

Oh and this girl hates weed, and I tryed chilling out with her high as fuck and reaking of bud to turn her off.... It didn't work.

Bukley · #2 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 07:07 AM

you dont want to her the girls feelings..yet you keep calling her fat girl behind her back, girls arent sex objects dude u might like the other girl more, the hot one might be like a super bitch, which most hot girls are, they are fun at first ...then all hell breaks loose.
if i were you i would go on a date with her, see what shes all about, and if shes not that interesting just be like we dont have much in common.

Fadetoblack · #3 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 07:10 AM

Haha, I'm not trying to be disrespectful to girls here mate. I'm seriously not like that. I'm just high as a mother fucker right now and I tend to cuss and use bad language when I'm high.

cannabis · #4 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 07:28 AM

I'd tell the fat one that your friend is into her and tell the other one that you'd like to get to know her better. Hope that helps, It's what I'd do in a situation like that.

sky dog · #5 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 07:30 AM

I would have ran right after I heard "Nickleback"

Fadetoblack · #6 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 07:39 AM

Yeah, but free concert dude? Fuck I don't care if its Nickleback, they have some good songs. Its no fucking Metallica or Cradle of Filth haha, but it will do.

GotoAKellerShow · #7 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 07:42 AM

ha im with Sky dog.

But what Id prolly end up doing if i were you was call up the smokin hot one in white, one night when i was wasted and be like, "you gave me your number and sense then ive been interested in you ababy guurl"

stickyone13 · #8 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 07:55 AM

ok, to open things, I'm a bit on the drunken side, but you failed miserably right here:
"do you like nickelback?"
"yeah"

I hate to break it to you, but i think you're doomed. You're obviously a decent dude, or you wouldn't be asking how to let larger one down easy (wow, i'm an asshole when i'm drunk. If you only knew the jokes that went through my head right after i wrote that. glad the filter still works). It's not gonna be easy to break it off with the ug and immediately mack on the hottie. It's either going to take a lot of time invested in the friendship frame on both ends (something like this. "fat girl, you're a super cool person, and i love having you as a friend, i don't want to ruin that" "smokin hot bitty, I know we're friends and all, but i can't help how i feel. let's do it on my coffee table.") Unless...

So the big girl hates weed? what about her friend? If her friend that you do wanna do it with don't give a rip, then it's an easy fix. Invite fatty over for dinner. You're cooking, and you'd like to get to know her. She shows up as you're finishing the salad. Bong's on the table, in between the candles. You take a rip, and get finishing the chicken parm. periodically, particularly when she's going on and on about god knows what, take bong rips, but still be completely charming. If she hates weed that much, she'll come out of the date saying, "he's great, but he smokes too much pot, so i don't want him anymore." Then you can come to her friend a wee bit devastated, have her hug you for a good while, and then get your pinky wet.

Bukley · #9 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 08:02 AM

dude cradle of filth kicks complete ass!

if ur desperate just pull the "whenever i see you, i turn gay."
and she will leave.

stickyone13 · #10 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fadetoblack

Yeah, but free concert dude? Fuck I don't care if its Nickleback, they have some good songs. Its no fucking Metallica or Cradle of Filth haha, but it will do.

In that case, my aunt has an extra ticket to the Michael Bolton show. Barry Manilow is co-headlining. dude, you wanna go?

Marvelous · #11 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sky dog

I would have ran right after I heard "Nickleback"

everytime I want an erection to go away I listen to nickleback

hippycracker · #12 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 08:31 AM

Hows about telling her the truth...its honestly that easy.

bigtee212 · #13 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fadetoblack

Its no fucking Metallica or Cradle of Filth haha, but it will do.

Marvelous · #14 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 09:22 AM

hippycracker I dig your sig

LongIslandBlunt · #15 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cannabis

I'd tell the fat one that your friend is into her and tell the other one that you'd like to get to know her better. Hope that helps, It's what I'd do in a situation like that.

haha ok so then youd be a buddy f&@%er and let the fat chick loose on your friend?

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#1 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 06:58 AM
Fadetoblack High Flyer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 491	Oh my god! I need help so badly right now! I need help SO badly right now grasscity! Here is the story: I was playing pool with my friend, and this girl came over and gave me a note. I opened it up and the note had a number, then "Girl in white" with a name under it. I look up the the girl in white is SMOKING fucking hot. So I write my number down and walk over to her and hand her the note. Well after about 5 min, she comes over and asks us for a game of pool. We started playing pool, my buddy Shea, Me, and these 2 girls. Now one of them is SMOKING hot. The other one is cute, but really big thighs (I don't like that in a girl >.<) Anyways, I'm flirting like crazy with the hot one, while my friend is being my wing man and keeping the other girl happy. Well the next day my phone rings and its these 2 girls. I pick up and talk to the hot one mostly. Well the next day I get a text from her friend, the fat one. Just a simple "Hey whats up?" Well a few min after, the hot one texts me and it says "My friend is REALLY interested in you." SHITTTTTTTTT right there, that blows. Well I was high and drunk as fuck, so I was texting these girls all night. Now mostly the other girl because I was playing Bay Root, I just responded when my phone went off haha. The next day the girl texts me, it reads like this: "Hey, Do you like Nickleback?" "Yeah, they are ok." "I have an extra ticket for their concert if you want to go. Mind if I call you later?" Well it took me 24 hours to respond to that message..... Now I made up a bullshit excuse that my phone died, because I was texting her friend all day long...... This sucks to much! I want to date the really cute girl, but her fat friend likes me. Now I know I need to make the other girl happy to get in with the cute girl. Can't get to a girl before you get her friends to like you Well..... I need help city, how do I tell this girl that I don't want her AT ALL. And I like her friend? Without hurting the fat chicks feelings, and still have a chance with the other one? God damn I hate fat chicks, and a mouse just ran up my fucking leg and scared the shit out of me..... That is the one thing I'm HORRIBLE with woman on. I get guilt tripped so easily, so the breakups/saying no always suck on my end. I can sweet talk a girl into liking me alot.... but apparently it only works on fat chicks.... haha. Just messing Oh and this girl hates weed, and I tryed chilling out with her high as fuck and reaking of bud to turn her off.... It didn't work. __________________ "I love the development of our music, that's what I really dig about the whole thing. How we've tried to develop, y'know? It grows. That's why every day people come forward with new songs. Music goes on forever." - Bob Marley "There seams to be a human arm in the budwiser cooler, lets smoke about it."

#2 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 07:07 AM
Bukley Eat It. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: maryjaneland Posts: 1,342	you dont want to her the girls feelings..yet you keep calling her fat girl behind her back, girls arent sex objects dude u might like the other girl more, the hot one might be like a super bitch, which most hot girls are, they are fun at first ...then all hell breaks loose. if i were you i would go on a date with her, see what shes all about, and if shes not that interesting just be like we dont have much in common. __________________ WRONG Kid Died. "The Plagues pass away, The world grows smaller, For a long time the lands are inhabited peacefully. All will travel safely through the sky Then wars will begin again"-Nostradomus

#3 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 07:10 AM
Fadetoblack High Flyer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 491	Haha, I'm not trying to be disrespectful to girls here mate. I'm seriously not like that. I'm just high as a mother fucker right now and I tend to cuss and use bad language when I'm high. __________________ "I love the development of our music, that's what I really dig about the whole thing. How we've tried to develop, y'know? It grows. That's why every day people come forward with new songs. Music goes on forever." - Bob Marley "There seams to be a human arm in the budwiser cooler, lets smoke about it."

#4 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 07:28 AM
cannabis teachin the metric system Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Delta 9 Posts: 1,629	I'd tell the fat one that your friend is into her and tell the other one that you'd like to get to know her better. Hope that helps, It's what I'd do in a situation like that. __________________ __

#5 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 07:30 AM
sky dog leave my blues at home Join Date: May 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 5,926	I would have ran right after I heard "Nickleback" __________________

#6 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 07:39 AM
Fadetoblack High Flyer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 491	Yeah, but free concert dude? Fuck I don't care if its Nickleback, they have some good songs. Its no fucking Metallica or Cradle of Filth haha, but it will do. __________________ "I love the development of our music, that's what I really dig about the whole thing. How we've tried to develop, y'know? It grows. That's why every day people come forward with new songs. Music goes on forever." - Bob Marley "There seams to be a human arm in the budwiser cooler, lets smoke about it."

#7 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 07:42 AM
GotoAKellerShow Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: midwest Posts: 419	ha im with Sky dog. But what Id prolly end up doing if i were you was call up the smokin hot one in white, one night when i was wasted and be like, "you gave me your number and sense then ive been interested in you ababy guurl" __________________ up on the hill where they do the boogie

#8 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 07:55 AM
stickyone13 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,814	ok, to open things, I'm a bit on the drunken side, but you failed miserably right here: "do you like nickelback?" "yeah" I hate to break it to you, but i think you're doomed. You're obviously a decent dude, or you wouldn't be asking how to let larger one down easy (wow, i'm an asshole when i'm drunk. If you only knew the jokes that went through my head right after i wrote that. glad the filter still works). It's not gonna be easy to break it off with the ug and immediately mack on the hottie. It's either going to take a lot of time invested in the friendship frame on both ends (something like this. "fat girl, you're a super cool person, and i love having you as a friend, i don't want to ruin that" "smokin hot bitty, I know we're friends and all, but i can't help how i feel. let's do it on my coffee table.") Unless... So the big girl hates weed? what about her friend? If her friend that you do wanna do it with don't give a rip, then it's an easy fix. Invite fatty over for dinner. You're cooking, and you'd like to get to know her. She shows up as you're finishing the salad. Bong's on the table, in between the candles. You take a rip, and get finishing the chicken parm. periodically, particularly when she's going on and on about god knows what, take bong rips, but still be completely charming. If she hates weed that much, she'll come out of the date saying, "he's great, but he smokes too much pot, so i don't want him anymore." Then you can come to her friend a wee bit devastated, have her hug you for a good while, and then get your pinky wet.

#9 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 08:02 AM
Bukley Eat It. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: maryjaneland Posts: 1,342	dude cradle of filth kicks complete ass! if ur desperate just pull the "whenever i see you, i turn gay." and she will leave. __________________ WRONG Kid Died. "The Plagues pass away, The world grows smaller, For a long time the lands are inhabited peacefully. All will travel safely through the sky Then wars will begin again"-Nostradomus

#12 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 08:31 AM
hippycracker Mellow Yellow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 443	Hows about telling her the truth...its honestly that easy. __________________ The heart ages last.

#14 (permalink) 02-21-2007, 09:22 AM
Marvelous Blowin' in the wind Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Dakota Territory Posts: 418	hippycracker I dig your sig __________________ "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Hunter S. Thompson "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."-William Melvin Hicks

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