100% sure way to pass a drug test

[blaze383]

I have searched these forums and one of my favorite car audio sites on how to pass a test. I have heard 20 diff ways....Some say not to drink water and others do. My friend used to blaze everyday and got caught so his dad tested him and he failed it misserably. Well we just got report cards out and he has been off of it for awhile and he passed all his classes, got a job, and has been doing good as far as whats in his parents best interests but just the other day we smoked one. His dad is real stern and strict and his mom is more leaniant and warned him he would be getting a test tuesday when his dad got home (truck driver) so from now 1:05 pm till then he needs a absolute 100% sure way to pass it. Thanks for any help!

[Tokamano8o]

this 50 year old dude told me this way once. He said that if you put a paper towel in a plastic baggy then tape it to your crotch about 1 hour before the drug test. Once the water is warm and about the same temperature your piss would be then when your taking the drug test piss a tiny bit in the cup not a lot at all then rip the corner of the bag open and then dump the water in. My friend tried this but he did it wrong and pissed too much so he failed. The dude said he passed every drug test with that. Hope it helps your friends.

[ChuckyLarms]

Sure gel. Ita a gelatin used for canning. I find it in aisle 9 at the local wegmans. Anyway, find some sure gel, mix it up in a 32 ounce cup and chug it a half hour to 45 minutes before the test. Do not piss at all after you drink the mix until its time to piss in the cup.

[chimera]

Originally Posted by blaze383

I have searched these forums and one of my favorite car audio sites on how to pass a test. I have heard 20 diff ways....Some say not to drink water and others do. My friend used to blaze everyday and got caught so his dad tested him and he failed it misserably. Well we just got report cards out and he has been off of it for awhile and he passed all his classes, got a job, and has been doing good as far as whats in his parents best interests but just the other day we smoked one. His dad is real stern and strict and his mom is more leaniant and warned him he would be getting a test tuesday when his dad got home (truck driver) so from now 1:05 pm till then he needs a absolute 100% sure way to pass it. Thanks for any help!

I think he has a choice to make, try and fool the test, not likely, or say f#ck-it, and when his old man wants to test him say NO! I'm not going to take your test, if you think I using then fine I'm using, but I'm not going to be humiliated anymore by taking a test(I take it, its one of those over-th-counter test) that can say I'm using when I'm not, cause they are not 100% fool proof, they do give false positives. Ok, golden root+water works well, I passed a gov test 3 days after smoking.

[smoked stoopid]

there is only 1 way that is truly guaranteed 100% that u will pass the DT...

[Horus XCIII]

Take niacin pills. You'll feel sunburned but trust me. And drink lots of water. Some drug tests can tell if you drink a lot of water, but he's probably using the normal kind. So yeah, drink SHITLOADS of water the day before the test, and lots of niacin pills (and other vitamins).

[blaze383]

Whats the one way he will pass the test guaranteed? And yea he bought some cranberry niacin pills today or somethin like that, it says it will thin our your urine or somethin and yes his dad will be testing him one from eckerds.....he bought one today and is going to test himself later. Thanks for the help I really dont want him in trouble he is a good hardowrking guy.

[stephenleskow12]

The one gaurentted way to pass a drug test is not to smoke at all thats what i think at least