smoking and usage

Studorspud · #1 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 05:11 PM

Hey people, im in the middle of a minor dilemma, obviously its christmas and all of my family are with me at my mums, im desperate for a toke but no one else tokes. Its been days since my last J and i wanted to know how other ppl excuse themselve for an hour or so to toke.
Ive tried walking the dogs but my cousin comes with, going for a late night drive my mum took my keys off me(i had 1 beer and was supposidly drunk!

), ive tried hitting my pipe but its so cold out at night i spilt my pipe everywhere. Its doing ma head in, im gonna run a bath and jump out the window later if i cant get out soon.

Im 23, i shouldnt be having these problems! Should i just come clean and say im fooking off for a joint? Do you keep toking a secret from your families?

Any help, advice or drug rehab numbers are welcome.lol.

Ta Spud.

OhFuhQ · #2 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 05:15 PM

i dunno man , maybe say your off to meet an old friend in town that you havent seen for a while?

DurbanPoison · #3 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 05:15 PM

Sploof it up.

Lock yourself in the bathroom for a "shower"... make a sploof... toke out of your pipe.... blow the smoke through the sploof. Splash some visine in, hop in the shower real quick, and you're good to go.

Edit: I'm sure it would help if you had an exaust fan in the bathroom as well... or perhaps a window?

Smokin*Buddah · #4 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 05:17 PM

make a sploof....... drier sheets crammed in a toilet paper roll.....then u blow the smoke through it and u cant smell anything......i would still suggest aiming it towards the window....theres still smoke.. but it doesnt smell

Enjoy

EDIT: sorry that post wasnt there when i replied^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

DurbanPoison · #5 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin*Buddah

make a sploof....... drier sheets crammed in a toilet paper roll.....then u blow the smoke through it and u cant smell anything......i would still suggest aiming it towards the window....theres still smoke.. but it doesnt smell

Enjoy

EDIT: sorry that post wasnt there when i replied^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LoL, it's all good man... besides - in addition you explained how to make and use a sploof - so it's still useful ^_^.

legalizebud89 · #6 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 05:23 PM

don't just tell her you're going to smoke a joint. It's christmas season I don't think she'd wanna hear that. Just do as Durban_Posion sayd and take a rastafarien shower or something. Usually the vents in your bathroom go straight out of the house I think..

dinetuner · #7 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 06:14 PM

take up smoking ciggerates.. gives you a reason to leave the house go out side smoke a j then half a ciggerate go back inside....why would you need a reason to leave?

own3d421 · #8 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 07:05 PM

if you have a dog? take it fer a "walk" thats what i usually do if i cant toke secretly.

JollyRoger227 · #9 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 07:25 PM

I just go for a drive smoke a quick bowl and go back

I don't really toke secretly LOL but I try

Studorspud · #10 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 07:48 PM

Thanks for the advice guys, im currently scanning the house for suitable items to make a mini scrubber, empty kitchen roll some toilet roll and pot pouree jammed in the center might work. I like the idea of a rastafarian shower/bath, i noticed an extract fan in the bathroom. I got an ipod for xmas so some Bob and maybe some Hendrix while in the bath sounds like bliss.

Thanks, Spud.

enom · #11 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 09:15 PM

yea man take a shower, works all the time. turn fan on and the smell is gone like that.

stew12 · #12 (**permalink**) 12-26-2006, 09:40 PM

DO NOT hit your pipe in the bathroom, they will hear the lightetr constantly flicking. RIght when you turn the shower on light a joint and the noise problem is solved, febreze will save you on your way out so theres no smell.

ChRoNdoJah · #13 (**permalink**) 12-27-2006, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stew12

DO NOT hit your pipe in the bathroom, they will hear the lightetr constantly flicking. RIght when you turn the shower on light a joint and the noise problem is solved, febreze will save you on your way out so theres no smell.

thats why theres candles to keep relighting the lighter

Bukley · #14 (**permalink**) 12-27-2006, 08:51 PM

just be like ima go smoke some weed. that will definatly leave them speachless

enom · #15 (**permalink**) 12-27-2006, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChRoNdoJah

thats why theres candles to keep relighting the lighter

oh my god good idea hahaha, but yea i dont care about the flickin noise.. fuk it.

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#1 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 05:11 PM
Studorspud Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 164	How do you toke secretly? Hey people, im in the middle of a minor dilemma, obviously its christmas and all of my family are with me at my mums, im desperate for a toke but no one else tokes. Its been days since my last J and i wanted to know how other ppl excuse themselve for an hour or so to toke. Ive tried walking the dogs but my cousin comes with, going for a late night drive my mum took my keys off me(i had 1 beer and was supposidly drunk!), ive tried hitting my pipe but its so cold out at night i spilt my pipe everywhere. Its doing ma head in, im gonna run a bath and jump out the window later if i cant get out soon. Im 23, i shouldnt be having these problems! Should i just come clean and say im fooking off for a joint? Do you keep toking a secret from your families? Any help, advice or drug rehab numbers are welcome.lol. Ta Spud.

#2 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 05:15 PM
OhFuhQ [ S t o n e D ] Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,154 Blog Entries: 2	i dunno man , maybe say your off to meet an old friend in town that you havent seen for a while?

#3 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 05:15 PM
DurbanPoison Gonzo Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Here - and sometimes over there a bit. Posts: 4,420	Sploof it up. Lock yourself in the bathroom for a "shower"... make a sploof... toke out of your pipe.... blow the smoke through the sploof. Splash some visine in, hop in the shower real quick, and you're good to go. Edit: I'm sure it would help if you had an exaust fan in the bathroom as well... or perhaps a window? __________________

#4 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 05:17 PM
Smokin*Buddah Humanist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kitchener,ON,Canada Posts: 1,001	make a sploof....... drier sheets crammed in a toilet paper roll.....then u blow the smoke through it and u cant smell anything......i would still suggest aiming it towards the window....theres still smoke.. but it doesnt smell Enjoy EDIT: sorry that post wasnt there when i replied^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ __________________ "The constitution? I'm pretty sure the patriot act destroyed that to ensure our freedom" -Bart Simpson

#7 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 06:14 PM
dinetuner Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 127	take up smoking ciggerates.. gives you a reason to leave the house go out side smoke a j then half a ciggerate go back inside....why would you need a reason to leave?

#8 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 07:05 PM
own3d421 Marilize Legajuana! Join Date: May 2006 Location: SoCal Posts: 861	if you have a dog? take it fer a "walk" thats what i usually do if i cant toke secretly. __________________

#9 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 07:25 PM
JollyRoger227 Live, Laugh, Love Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 6,581 Blog Entries: 6	I just go for a drive smoke a quick bowl and go back I don't really toke secretly LOL but I try __________________

#10 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 07:48 PM
Studorspud Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 164	Thanks for the advice guys, im currently scanning the house for suitable items to make a mini scrubber, empty kitchen roll some toilet roll and pot pouree jammed in the center might work. I like the idea of a rastafarian shower/bath, i noticed an extract fan in the bathroom. I got an ipod for xmas so some Bob and maybe some Hendrix while in the bath sounds like bliss. Thanks, Spud.

#11 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 09:15 PM
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#12 (permalink) 12-26-2006, 09:40 PM
stew12 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,953	DO NOT hit your pipe in the bathroom, they will hear the lightetr constantly flicking. RIght when you turn the shower on light a joint and the noise problem is solved, febreze will save you on your way out so theres no smell.

#14 (permalink) 12-27-2006, 08:51 PM
Bukley Eat It. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: maryjaneland Posts: 1,342	just be like ima go smoke some weed. that will definatly leave them speachless __________________ WRONG Kid Died. "The Plagues pass away, The world grows smaller, For a long time the lands are inhabited peacefully. All will travel safely through the sky Then wars will begin again"-Nostradomus

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