Your Favorite Movie Quotes!!...post em

[Young Dro]

Knocked Up


Jonah: I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.


Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?


Ben Stone: Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool.


Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!


Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.



Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.




Seriously, such a great, quotable movie!

[Bajiggy]

"girlfriend, u mean the piece of rabbitfur u rub on ur dick everynight?" - Grandma's Boy

[GDisciple74]

Samuel Bick: Who are these men, maestro, who keep us waiting at their feet? The meek shall not inherit the earth. The earth belongs to the bullies who do not care how they get to the top, as long as they arrive.-Assassination of Richard Nixon

Samuel Bick:What happens, Mr. Bernstein, to the land of plenty, when there's plenty for the few and nothing for the plenty? Is that the American Dream?.-Assassination of Richard Nixon


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[midwesttokin]

Originally Posted by DurbanPoison

"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."

-George Jung [Blow]

by far my favorite as well

[My Fax]

"BAAAAGGHHEEEEEERAAAAA!"

-Jungle Book


"Keep the change you filthy animal"

-I know it from Home Alone, but it's from whatever that movie is he's watching.

[POTSTYLZ]

LETS RESCUE THE ORPHAN GEARS MAN! - gluckman, a scanner darkly

"When I was a child, I reasoned like I child, I thought like a child, When I grew up, I put away childish things, now all that is left is faith, hope, and love. The strongest of these is love" - Black Snake Moan

"Correct me if im wrong, but the mafia is going to dump boxes of bullets in israels ass.
so your not coming then?
no, im going to kentucky instead to take fort knox, with a fuckin slingshot. then im going to hell after hitler!" Smoking Aces

[xXMelkorXx]

"If you're gonna start the killing, you'd better start right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, or else I'm gonna make you my bitch!"

Devils Regects

Ducard: The path of a man who shares his hatred of evil, and wishes to serve true justice. The path of the League of Shadows. Bruce: You're vigilantes. Ducard: No, no, no. A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed or locked up. But if you make yourself more than just a man... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. Bruce: Which is? Ducard: A legend, Mr. Wayne.

BATMAN Begins