Your Favorite Movie Quotes!!...post em

[sky dog]

Originally Posted by Got Bud?

sorry for the spelling.haha

Then why didn't you go back and correct it?
Kingpin (1996) with Bill Murray as Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken and Woody Harrelson as Roy "The Rubber Man" Munson

Ernie McCracken: It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
Roy Munson: Hey. Do you mind? I wasn't talking when you were bowling.
Ernie McCracken: Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.

[LieutenantDank]

"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. "

Patrick Bateman, American Psycho. Just awesome.

[Guch]

"The Dude abides"
-The Dude, The Big Lebowski


words to live by

[TH3 C0NMAN]

"i came here to do 2 things, drink some beer and kick some ass... looks like were running low on beer" hahah fuckin dazed and confused

[Still Smokin]

A great one from Trainspotting...



RENTON: Swanney taught us to adore and respect the National Health Service, for it was the source of much of our gear. We stole drugs, we stole prescriptions, or bought them, sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them or traded them with cancer victims, alcoholics, old age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics and bored housewives. We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclozine, codeine, temazepam, nitrezepam, phenobarbitone, sodium amytal dextropropoxyphene, methadone, nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, buprenorphine, dextromoramide chlormethiazole. The streets are awash with drugs that you can have for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. Fuck it, we would have injected Vitamin C if only they'd made it illegal.

[stickyone13]

Man, i was reading all the quotes from fear an loathing, and now i have to go buy that movie tomorrow. thanks, jerks.

aside: don't worry, i've owned it before. criterion collection, as a matter of fact (BADASS case on that one), but my house got robbed a couple days ago, and the fuckers got everything. nearly 500 dvds, 50ish xbox/ps2 games, 2 27" tvs, a 42" plasma, my entire surround sound (valued at approx. 4k), and a couple laptops. merry christmas, right? anyway, insurance is supposed to cover whatever we can "prove" we owned, and we have pictures of just about everything cause the room was so badass, so hopefully i'll be getting around a 7500 dollar check sometime in the fairly near future. don't know if i'll replace all the dvd's...

[smoke__aLot!!!]

"Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium. Which I've already procured from my mother. Who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect." Ewan McGregor as Mark Renton in Trainspotting

[bubonic chronic]

from rocky balboa:
Rocky Balboa: Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!

from detroit rock city:
[Trip calls Lex's mom a dyke]
Lex: Just because she's a female gynecologist, doesn't mean she's a lesbian. And even if she was, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD.
Trip: 'Shrooms!

from the matrix:
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure

from american history x:
Curtis: Hey, man, want a toke?
Derek Vinyard: Curtis, what are you doing? Weed is for ******s. You put that away right now

from donnie darko:
Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

[GDisciple74]

Who dare to wake me? Ain't gonna mame this a mystery. Don't wanna do time on your wishes three. Watch it, boy! You don't want to dis me! Or I'll dish out my misery. Now. who's that sorry wanna-be that disturbed my z's? If you wanna be number one, I'm sorry boy, that's been done! But if you got the itches for a sack of riches don't matter how avaricious, I'm the man that can grant your wishes! Hey, don't turn your butt on me! I'm the man of the ages, straight out of the pages. Hang on! I'm contagious, outrageous, spontaneous! You can't contain this. I am KAZAAM!

Shaq- from Kazaam



Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet. She gives five special rings to five special young people. From Africa, Kwame with the power of earth. From the North America, Wheeler with the power of fire. From the Soviet Union, Linka with the power of wind. From Asia, Gi with the power of water and from South America, Ma-Ti with the power of heart. With the five powers combined they summon earth's greatest champion.CAPTAIN PLANET.By your powers combined I am Captain Planet.Go Planet!

Captain planet- Captain planet and the Planeteers

[Predator1]

Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda, what's Fonzie like?!

Yolanda: Cool?

Jules: What?

Yolanda: He's cool.

Jules: Correctamundo! And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool.





I fucking love Pulp Fiction.

[rwilliams]

^LOL yeah there's so many memorable lines from pulp fiction

[Phat-Toi]

Samson gets me lifted!

[xXMelkorXx]

Boy I bet you'd stick your head in a fire if I told you you could see hell, meanwhile you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singin' 'holy miss moly, got me a live one!' House of 1000 Corpses

"You have to face the fact that God does not like you, He does not want you, in all probability, he hates you... Fuck Damnation, fuck redemption. If we are God's unwanted children..then SO BE IT!" Fight Club


Vinny: What's wrong with the space over there Tyrone? Tyrone: It's too tight. Vinny: Too tight?! You could land a jumbo-fuckin'-jet in there!

[5446was my#]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

--In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
--I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!
--Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
--I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit.

Office Space

<DL><DD>Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? <DD>Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. <DD>Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? <DD>Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. <DD>Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. <DD>Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. <DD>Peter Gibbons: Good point. <DD>Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do? <DD>Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? <DD>Lawrence: Well yeah. <DD>Peter Gibbons: Nothing. <DD>Lawrence: Nothing, huh? <DD>Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing. <DD>Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit. </DD></DL>

[mushroomsatsuji]

And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.