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12-22-2006, 09:01 AM
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Lieutenant Dan K.
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: sunshine state (currently Madrid)
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Raoul Duke: How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ...fuckin classics
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12-22-2006, 03:37 PM
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Best part ever is in Entourage (I know it's not a movie) but the very first episode where Vince and the buddies are heading to the movie premier (head on) Drama busts out his one line of the movie:
"I'm outta here, mothafuckers  "best show stoned! |
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12-22-2006, 10:28 PM
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Old School
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Peter Sellers
"Wherever you go, there you are."
Chance the gardener in "Being There".
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12-22-2006, 10:55 PM
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Technical Spectacle
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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The beginning of trainspotting.
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life." Super Troopers Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: What? Farva: A litre o' cola. Thorny: Just order a large, Farva. Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is. Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips! Pulp Fiction What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Half Baked Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny Davis: That's it? Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and whats that stuff? We used to eat it back in the day, oh yeah, pussy! Snatch "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity" "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me." "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?" "You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster." Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... [Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns] Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... [Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table] Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine... [They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side] Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! "Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off." The Big Lebowski Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of. Tony the Chauffeur: So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain." The Dude: Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash, man The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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12-23-2006, 05:11 AM
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Sox all the way
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: MA
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-Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. ..........................................-Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off...........................-Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
-Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? -Narrator: No, no, I... don't... -Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. -Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. -Narrator: Martha Stewart. -Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. -Sorry my enter key is all messed up but yeah, almost every line in fight club is a memorable quote, one of the best movies ever. I think Tyler Durden may be the most quotable character in any movie ever.
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But here in this moment like the eye of the storm It all came clear to me I found a shoulder to lean on And I thought of a reason to live all by itself I took one last look from the heights that I once loved And then I ran like hell |
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12-23-2006, 06:12 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Florida
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Friday is so funny, I saw it like 4 times about 2 weeks ago..
Mr. Jones - I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure.
-------------- Smokey - I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do. -------------- Smokey - Why you not goin' to work? Craig - I got fired yesterday. Smokey - No shit? I thought you had the day off yesterday. Craig - I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor called me about four o'clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes. Smokey - The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse? -------------- Smokey - You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off. -------------- (Best part of movie, LOL) Smokey - " I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the fuck up!". I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again. " -------------- Red - Hey, man, why didn't ya' all help me! Smokey - Man, I'm high. Red - Man, that's fucked up. If it was ya' all, I would've helped ya' all. Criag - What about the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard? Red - (pause, thinks about it) Oh, that was different. Smokey - Man lets jump Em ------------- Red - My pops told me to ask for my bike back... you know I wouldn't trip. Deebo - What bike? Red - Beach Cruiser, the one I let you use couple of weeks ago... the one I been asking about. Deebo - Oh, *that* bike. Didn't know you wanted it back, homie. It's right here. Follow me, homes. Red - Yeah, it's just like it's both of ours... we just keep it down at my house. ------------- Smokey - The weed be lettin' you know... Evil lurks ------------- Craig - Do I still loook High ? I love the older movies man. For some reason, they are better then the ones they make now...
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12-23-2006, 01:17 PM
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Is it, is it dead?
and I KILLED YOUR CAT, YOU DRUGGY BITCH! boondock saints
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12-23-2006, 02:09 PM
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Gonzo
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."
-George Jung [Blow]
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12-23-2006, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: FL
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What are you lookin at, your all a bunch of fuckin assholes.. you no why? because you dont have the guts to be what you wanna be, you need people like me, you need people like me so you can point your fuckign fingers, and say thats the bad guy,.. so whats that make you? good? your not good, you just no how to hide, how to lie. ME i dont have that problem, ME i always tell the truth, even when i lie... SO SAY GOODNIGHT TO THE BAD GUY.
-Scarface and since im to lazzy to type it out, Pulp Fiction - Ezekiel 2517
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12-24-2006, 11:33 PM
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Lieutenant Dan K.
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: sunshine state (currently Madrid)
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"Hey, faggot, they're not gay. They're hobbits!"
-Clerks 2 (the hobbit lover) ...haha, I just watched this movie the other night and it was fuckin hilarious. im not a fan of lotr but I laughed so hard when i heard that dude say this.
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12-25-2006, 12:15 AM
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stand up guy
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: chi-town
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FRIDAY is gr8, the whole movie can be quoted almost...
"whatssup big perm"...i mean, big worm. hahah that 1 gets me all the time ^
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12-25-2006, 12:17 AM
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Hit the bong like chong.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: So. Il.
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12-25-2006, 02:44 AM
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Buzzed Guitarist
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sullivan, IL
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DAMN YOU, SCUBA STEVE!!!! - Adam Sandler, Big Daddy
 "I'm goin to blow your head off!" "with what?" "..with my DICK!!! There's going to be blood everywhere, theres nothing you can do about it!!" - Airheads
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"My guitars are my umbilical cord. They're directly wired into my head" - Kirk Hammett "I'm the one that has to die, when it's time for me to die. So let me live my life, the way I want to." - Jimi Hendrix "I love the guitar so much that it all sounds great to me no matter who is playing it. Even if somebody sucks, I can't hear the suckiness--it's all beautiful to me, brother" - Dimebag Darrell R.I.P. |
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12-26-2006, 02:15 AM
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Up There
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Jersey
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Half Baked.
They walk into Sapmpsons place. Dave Chapelle-I be from Jamaica monnn. Sampson-What part of Jamiaica? Dave-Neear the beachhhh, BOIII sorry for the spelling.haha
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