Your Favorite Movie Quotes!!...post em

[drtask]

"you ever had your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat?"

"Harvard university is the new proud owner of the worlds first BONG."

[allsmokedank]

the fast and the furious, best quoted movie ever.

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"

"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning"

"Hey, you just can't climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you box"

"You break her heart, I'll break your neck"

[POTSTYLZ]

100% pure adrenaline, some people shoot for it, some people snort for it, when all you have to do is jump. -point break

There was a universal since that everything we were doing was right, that we were winning- fear and loathing

your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker-south park movie

IF you dont fight I will kill you myself - starship troopers

Are you a queer?
Sir no Sir
BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE-full metal jacket

you got the fear and you gotta face it, and there is nothing more goddamned frightening than driving with a cougar-Talladega nights

shut up you little pot licker, i'll put you in the microwave-talladeganights

[-mu]

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." - Scarface

-mu

[DirtyPete]

"It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!" - Gunnery Seargant Hartman, FMJ



"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were saying something about best intentions? Whatsamatter? Oh you were finished? Well, allow me to retort." - Jules, Pulp Fiction

[AK Infinity]

"You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other."

~Alien - "Contact"~


"I... had an experience... I can't prove it, I can't even explain it, but everything that I know as a human being, everything that I am tells me that it was real! I was given something wonderful, something that changed me forever... A vision of the universe, that tells us, undeniably, how tiny, and insignificant and how... rare, and precious we all are! A vision that tells us that we belong to something that is greater then ourselves, that we are *not*, that none of us are alone! I wish... I... could share that... I wish, that everybody, if only for one... moment, could feel... that awe, and humility, and hope. But... That continues to be my wish."

~Ellie Arroway - "Contact"~

[hozomeen]

reality bites

Lelaina Pierce (joking): You guys better not be inhaling.




mindwalk

Jack: American voters want their leaders to be dumber than they are. They figure they'll do less harm that way.

[chronicsmokeyaz]

"you know what... you right i am crazy.... but you know what else..... I DONT GIVE A FUCK"-tupac JUICE

[hootskers420]

"Its not that Im lazy, its that I just dont care." -Office Space

"Doing shit is overrated...Hitler did a lot of shit, but dont you wish he just stayed home and got stoned?" -Cant remember what movie that ones from

[Phish_Head]

Originally Posted by hozomeen

mindwalk

Jack: American voters want their leaders to be dumber than they are. They figure they'll do less harm that way.

i thought i was the only person in the world whos seen mindwalk...


From The Big Lebowski:
"This is what happens, larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass"

and also "Say what you want about the tennents of national socialism, at least its an ethos"

[DravenCFR]

this job would be great if it wasnt for the fucking customers -Randal "Clerks"

[Tbika]

Originally Posted by Smokin*Buddah

"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses" - Jay and silent bob strike back

"what the fuck is the internet" - jay - jay and silent bob. I always say that whenever people mention anything from the past 20 years. (what the fuck is a dvd player, ect)

[sky dog]

From Home Alone (1990) with Joe Pesci as Harry and Daniel Stern as Marv

Macauley Culkin's character, Kevin McAlister has just been chased all over the house, burning, cutting, bludgeoning and tripping Harry and Marv with his booby traps, and now he's just escaped out of a window and he's hiding in the treehouse

Harry: Where did he go?
Marv: Maybe he committed suicide...

It's just so funny because the kid has the upper hand...there's no reason for him to give up at this point. Harry is having none of that explanation, either...

[Still Smokin]

Originally Posted by POTSTYLZ

Are you a queer?
Sir no Sir
BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE-full metal jacket

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo." - Full Metal

"Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful." -Full Metal

[DravenCFR]

"Screws fall out all the time...the worlds an imperfect place" -Bender, The Breakfast Club (classic movie)

"Say...would you like a choclate covered pretzel?" -Brodie, Mallrats

"they even like it when you go ass to mouth"

"porch monkey for life" ~Randal, Clerks II

"These shnaz berries, taste like shnaz berries" -Backseat Stoner, Super Troopers