Better tell your cat to hide his stash because catnip may soon be illegal

xericx · #1 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:06 PM

Maybe they should do something better with there time. Like nothing.

http://www.progress.org/2006/fold483.htm

eric

Rasta_Man · #2 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:09 PM

.........

I'm known for my wordy mature replies... but in this case, this is all i have to say:

That is fucking retarded!

ledfut · #3 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:19 PM

i have smoked catnip before, and i can tell you that it's pretty pointless.

this is just another example of freedom hating people spreading their ways. now they are trying to stop the fun of something that can't say anything other than "meow". because we all know that if it weren't for animals, no human would ever step out of line.

SuburbanKMK101 · #4 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:20 PM

"Indeed, the first step to marijuana addiction may well be catnip"

What...in..the..fuck is this shit?!?!?!?!?!

+Rep for makin me even more pissed off at my government, when I rule this world, your death will be quick and painless...heh.

Rasta_Man · #5 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:22 PM

apparently, alcohol, tobacco and caffine have absolutley no bearing in this argument

Much less western medicine's approach to constant drug, and the whole pharmaceutical industry.

Predator1 · #6 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:22 PM

Holy shit.

I almost went and bashed my face against the wall when i read this, but then I decided that my face wasnt necessarily the one that needs bashing.

But seriously, what the fuck.

glass_girl420 · #7 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xericx

Maybe they should do something better with there time. Like nothing.

I love catnip and my kitties do too. I like to make tea with it, it will put ya to sleep.

I would pick garbage bags full in Ontario and since I've been back in New Brunswick I can't find any. I am requesting my ontario friends and family to bring me catnip cuttings when they visit this summer so I can grow some in the dooryard.

Rasta_Man · #8 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:26 PM

OH MY GOD! this is so fucking retarded!

"But why is alcohol not included in banned substances, as it causes much more trouble than catnip?" asked the interviewer. Ima Tyrant replied, "Alcohol is not really a drug. That's a myth perpetuated by those who foolishly want to legalize drugs. Alcohol is a normal drink, and like fatty foods, sure it can be abused, but to call alcohol a drug is sheer propaganda."

Are these people STONED?!

Rasta_Man · #9 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:37 PM

Hold up!

this is a joke!

First off, check out the woman's name "Ima Tryant" now that is just screaming fake.

I looked up the name, couldn't find anything but gangsta lyrics shouting "i'ma tryant!" EXCEPT this article:

http://www.freeliberal.com/archives/002011.html

noting that at the very bottom is states

Quote:

P.S. for those who don’t know the meaning of satire, look here.

This article first appeared in the Progress Report, www.progress.org. Reprinted with permission.

Haha we've been had by a very clever writer!

adamBC · #10 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rasta_Man

Hold up!

this is a joke!

First off, check out the woman's name "Ima Tryant" now that is just screaming fake.

I looked up the name, couldn't find anything but gangsta lyrics shouting "i'ma tryant!" EXCEPT this article:

http://www.freeliberal.com/archives/002011.html

noting that at the very bottom is states
Haha we've been had by a very clever writer!

ah thanks for that, i was thinking, theres NO way this could be true. American people ordered to dispose of all catnip in the home before the first eclipse, just didnt seem reasonable.

but it is the states... and drug propaganda is getting pretty nuts.

hootskers420 · #11 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rasta_Man

Hold up!

this is a joke!

First off, check out the woman's name "Ima Tryant" now that is just screaming fake.

I looked up the name, couldn't find anything but gangsta lyrics shouting "i'ma tryant!" EXCEPT this article:

http://www.freeliberal.com/archives/002011.html

noting that at the very bottom is states
Haha we've been had by a very clever writer!

Ya I noticed that too. I was just about to go on a rant in that little opinions box when I read that name.

skidoo · #12 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rasta_Man

.........

I'm known for my wordy mature replies... but in this case, this is all i have to say:

That is fucking retarded!

Plagiarist!

EDIT: I sure hope y'all are reeeeeeally stoned. LMAO

HighHaze · #13 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 09:15 PM

hmm....no wonder it tastes so funny

redzeppelin · #14 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 09:22 PM

haha, we've all been had. Although the sad thing is, I could see this happening soon.

SL_tokes · #15 (**permalink**) 12-04-2006, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuburbanKMK101

"Indeed, the first step to marijuana addiction may well be catnip"

What...in..the..fuck is this shit?!?!?!?!?!

+Rep for makin me even more pissed off at my government, when I rule this world, your death will be quick and painless...heh.

yeah same here this outrages me that alcohal isnt a drug its a "normal drink" well what is cannabis its a "normal herb" this is such b.s. man

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#1 (permalink) 12-04-2006, 08:06 PM
xericx Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, ontario Posts: 2,516	Better tell your cat to hide his stash because catnip may soon be illegal Maybe they should do something better with there time. Like nothing. http://www.progress.org/2006/fold483.htm eric

#2 (permalink) 12-04-2006, 08:09 PM
Rasta_Man Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,212	......... I'm known for my wordy mature replies... but in this case, this is all i have to say: That is fucking retarded!

#3 (permalink) 12-04-2006, 08:19 PM
ledfut Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 939	i have smoked catnip before, and i can tell you that it's pretty pointless. this is just another example of freedom hating people spreading their ways. now they are trying to stop the fun of something that can't say anything other than "meow". because we all know that if it weren't for animals, no human would ever step out of line.

#4 (permalink) 12-04-2006, 08:20 PM
SuburbanKMK101 Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ON A TEMPORARY BAN Posts: 1,449	"Indeed, the first step to marijuana addiction may well be catnip" What...in..the..fuck is this shit?!?!?!?!?! +Rep for makin me even more pissed off at my government, when I rule this world, your death will be quick and painless...heh.

#5 (permalink) 12-04-2006, 08:22 PM
Rasta_Man Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,212	apparently, alcohol, tobacco and caffine have absolutley no bearing in this argument Much less western medicine's approach to constant drug, and the whole pharmaceutical industry.

#6 (permalink) 12-04-2006, 08:22 PM
Predator1 Probably Masturbating Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: MD Posts: 2,667	Holy shit. I almost went and bashed my face against the wall when i read this, but then I decided that my face wasnt necessarily the one that needs bashing. But seriously, what the fuck. __________________

#8 (permalink) 12-04-2006, 08:26 PM
Rasta_Man Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,212	OH MY GOD! this is so fucking retarded! "But why is alcohol not included in banned substances, as it causes much more trouble than catnip?" asked the interviewer. Ima Tyrant replied, "Alcohol is not really a drug. That's a myth perpetuated by those who foolishly want to legalize drugs. Alcohol is a normal drink, and like fatty foods, sure it can be abused, but to call alcohol a drug is sheer propaganda." Are these people STONED?!

#13 (permalink) 12-04-2006, 09:15 PM
HighHaze resU deretsigeR Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 4,934	hmm....no wonder it tastes so funny __________________ we're already fucked, might as well laugh while we die.

#14 (permalink) 12-04-2006, 09:22 PM
redzeppelin space your face Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: over there Posts: 464	haha, we've all been had. Although the sad thing is, I could see this happening soon. __________________ Smoke weed every day

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