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11-25-2006, 09:55 PM
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The Call to your 'Contact'
So yeah, I don't know if this will be allowed or not, if not, sorry...
I was wonderin, what is everyones phonecall (if you use a phone) consist of when they need to call 'Their Dude'? Do any of you use codes? Or ya still just telling it like it is? Hell, I know a few dudes who always get in to a 10 minute conversation just because they're paranoid about their phones and think it'll be more deceiving if they actually have a conversation. My call is usually really quick and simple. Me> Hey, what's up > Nothin man, you? Me> Nothin, just <___insert some random trivial act that I'm currently wasting my life and probably braincells on___>... > Yeah... Me> So can ya help me out? >Yeah, how much? me> $35 >Alright, see ya at the store. *Hang up* Simple seems to be best, I know a few people who got busted probably soley due to how idiotic they act on their phone... Edit: If I knew they were recently just going to get some bud, I'll usually just say "Have any luck last night?"
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11-25-2006, 09:59 PM
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seen your member
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my main guy delivers so it goes somethin like this:
M: what's good? D: what you need? M: let me get half an onion D: alright give me an hour, i'll be out there M: bet
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11-25-2006, 10:11 PM
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Proud Parent
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This one contact I use when I cant get a hold of my main guy, he is really slow.
*ring ring* Contact: Hello? Me: Hey, its Josh. Contact: Who? Me: Its Josh. Can I come pick up some green? Contact: Do what? Me: Can I come and pick up some green? Contact: How much? Me: An O? Contact: For $200. ME: You got anything better? Contact: ... Me: Hello? Contact: Yo! come on over. *Click* He's so anoying!
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11-25-2006, 10:16 PM
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I'm an Erbolist.
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M: Hey, what's up?
D: Nothing, you need anything? M: Yeah.. whatchu got? D: High mids and dank.. M: How much for the mids? D: $10 a half 8th; $20 an 8th M: Lemme get an 8th. D: Aight.. meet me around the neighborhood.
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11-25-2006, 10:27 PM
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my contact is so damn friendly
m: hey bro hows it going d: good man, you? m: good. bro got any? d: of course dude, how much you need? m: an 1/8th should be good d: alright, $40 or if you want me to hook it up, $45 (adds an extra gram) m: alright man i'll drive over now d: see you soon dude we talk like hippies :\
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11-25-2006, 11:48 PM
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"yo what up, u gots the D?"
"yeah i got you" "roll thru in 5?" 'peace
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11-26-2006, 01:31 AM
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my dudes also realy slow
me: ring ring ..no answer and the leave a message thing comes on me: hang up call again after 5 rings dude: yo whatz poppin huz this ? me: its XXXXXXX me man dude: what u need brah me: i need some weed dude: some what man ?? me: WEED MAN MARIJUANNA !!! dude : how much green ya need me:i need a quad man dude:thats 45 me: i know dude: ayt come by n call me again ...ill prolly forget CLICK me all high and confused WHAT THE FUCK ??? where do i meet this guy ?
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11-26-2006, 01:38 AM
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seen your member
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you think that's bad, I had a dealer when i lived in ohio that would fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. I never figured out wtf his problem was.
Me: Yo, whats good man? you got that? him: Yeah what you need? me: let me get an eighth (silence.....random background noise) me: hello? me: HELLO?! then i'd hang up and call him back and the ring would cause him to wake up again
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11-26-2006, 01:43 AM
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11-26-2006, 01:51 AM
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Damn that's bad lucky for me my main my d and i have been real good friends since junior high and we party together and shit but when i caal him up it's usually short and to the point. Something like: me: What's good you got any bud? d: yea man whatchu need? me: half onion d: alright i'll throw in an extra gram for 5 me: aiight d: give me like 15 min and i'll come scoop you me: aiight peace |
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11-26-2006, 04:06 AM
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The Call
I haven't bought weed in several years but when I did here's essentially how the whole thing would go down.
Friday - By the time that day rolled around I'd be fucking feening like a crack head for that ugly rock. (I'd pace nervously back and forth briefly rehearsing the call in my head, then I'd pick up the phone and do the deed. I had several guys that I was using at the time but he was the most reliable, unlike his weed.) Phone rang two times while my heart sped up. If that prick didn't answer his phone by the third ring it would go to his voice mail and that meant I wasn't going to get a call back. Contact: S'up AK? AK Infinity: Nothing much bro how bout witchu? Contact: Same old thang, you wanna swing through? AK Infinity: You know it, I'll see you in twenty. Contact: Cool. I'd race my ass over to his crib, which wasn't very far from me, snatch up a sack, and bolt all in the matter of like ten minutes. I know it's polite to stay longer and bullshit but all I was interested in back then was getting home and loading a bowl in my own bong. He wasn't my friend or even someone I felt comfortable socializing with but he was my "connect" and was totally cool with that being the extent of our relationship. Anyway... Stay green.
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11-26-2006, 04:22 AM
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M:hey can u hook me up?
D: (not today or..)how much u need? M:so and so D: thats so and so $ M:meet me some where D: i'll be there wen ever M:aye D:aye
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