Chill to Unchill in 7min (Kinda Long)

[Dark_Angers]

Ok, so I just got a roller and I wanted to test it out. I call over a couple of ppl I havent seen in a while and smoke them out. I roll 6 nice J's and we light them up. I was really buzzed. We decided to go see Jackasss 2. Before I smoked I chaneged pants and forgot to take my wallet out, my metrocard was on my desk along with $20.
We head over to the thearter and go to the credit card booth. It turns out they are broken. We wait 20min in line to pay cash to see the movie. Turns out the 1/100 ID us, I forgot my wallet at home, so I had not ID. My buds only had skool IDS and they didn't like them, thought they could be fakes. SO at that point I am mad angry.
We decide to ask someone in line to buy us tickets. I walk over to a dude that looked chill. I was like "hey man u think u could by us some tickets" He said "Ya just give me the money" We gave him they money and waited with him. He starts to joike with us like "U guys check out securty in this place" we were like. He then goes "If I get caught U are buying me a skate board". So we get to like 1 person from being helped and he goes "OH I just remembered u guys are cutting in line, so I can't pay for you, go find someone else". I got WTF U just agreed to help us and now u back off WTF.

Anyways we ended up not seeing the movie and headed back to my place and smoke 4 more J's.

[stickyone13]

bullshit man. That sucks.

I saw Jackass last sunday night. quality evening. I went to a football game in the morning after drinking/smoking myself stupid the night before, went to bed at 6:15, then got a phone call at 8:40 asking if i want to go to the game. of course i did, so i get up, take a step, and realize i'm still hammered. i stumble into the shower, drink some coffee, and meet up with the group that's going to the game. right about the time we get to the game, we meet up with some tailgaters, just as my drunk is turning into hangover. So i drink a beer and am instantly hammered again. we go to the game, eat a shitload of food (thank's Kerry's dad), and drink a STOUT margarita at halftime (i would've been fine with a beer, but liquor's always nice), and then an hour after we get back from the game, i head up to the bar for 6 dollar pitchers. gotta pre-party before the film, right? so i get shitty at the bar until about 7, when i roll over to my buddy's place to blaze. we pack about 3gs into a blunt and smoke ourselves silly, then we roll to the movie. Fuckin HILARIOUS. About 5 minutes before showtime, the kids i was at the bar with show up, with a couple extra hours of hard drinkin under their belts. First thing i hear when they walk in is "WHERE'S THAT FUCKIN BLACK GUY?!?" cause our black friend was with us (hey, i live in whiteysville. give me a break.). drunky mcgee decides he's at Jackass, and there's lots of dude-ity in the movie, so why not take his balls out and try to teabag our entire row? moron takes his balls out and tries to set them on my friend's face like 5 times during the movie, with a nice looking couple sitting in the row behind us. I thought we were gonna get kicked out of the movie, but we didn't. that movie's funny as hell though. check it out. We're gonna do the same thing for borat when he comes out.

[litta_j]

dude that fuckin sucks but at least went home and smoked like 4 more j's

[Dark_Angers]

I hate dicks that do that shit. But ya the 4 J's were fun