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CHRONIKKKK · #1 (**permalink**) 09-28-2006, 02:18 PM

yeahh i love south park ..

fav characters : cartman and towlie

fav quotes "RESPECT MA AUTHORITHAA"
"im jus ganna get a little highh"
"crew you guyz ... i am going homme"
"cartman :shut up your a towel....towlie: your a towel"
and wayy more but i cant remmber I FUCKIN LOVE SOUTH PARK THO

Blaze_It_Up420 · #2 (**permalink**) 09-28-2006, 03:36 PM

from the movie i just watched last night

stuck up kid : Oh i just transfered here frow Yawdale with a 4.0 grade point average.

Cartman: dude your a fuckin faggot

pinkfloyd · #3 (**permalink**) 09-28-2006, 04:03 PM

kyle I am not religus but my parents brought me up jewish so i can relate to him a lot.

any quote he said about hurting cartmen and the lonely jew song.

Escape The Fate · #4 (**permalink**) 09-28-2006, 07:32 PM

South parks amazing

Mr Garrison - Ok class whats 5x2...............oh come on someone give it a shot
Craig - 8
Mr Garrison - ok nice try but now lets get an answer from someone whos not a fucking retard

Tbika · #5 (**permalink**) 09-28-2006, 08:54 PM

From the movie:

Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclimation!
Army General: No, i dont listen to hip hop.

Mr Garrison: Well, your mothers are making me throw out my leson plan and teach their lesons cause they're pissed off about something, they must all be on their periods or something.
Kid (forgot his name): Mr. Garrison, wendy and I discussed it, and we thought that what you just said was sexist.
Mr Garrison: I'm sorry, but i just dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.

jimmoman · #6 (**permalink**) 09-28-2006, 09:57 PM

Mr.Garrison- How would you like to go see the school princible

Cartman- How Would You like to suck my balls
* everyone is shocked*

Mr.Garrison- What did you just say

Cartman- Oh excuse me im sorry *pulls out microphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR.GARRISON

Lil Loko · #7 (**permalink**) 09-28-2006, 10:03 PM

my fav character is Cartmen.

from the Drinking and Driving episode, which was fucken hiliarious!:
Stan - "Dad, you're not suppose to be drinking and driving."
Dad - "I'm not drinking and driving. I'm driving while drinking."
*...Gets pulled over...*
*Dad rolls down the window for the police officer*
Dad - "What seems to be the officer, problem?"

LMFAO.... i was blazed outta my mind the 1st time i saw that episode an i thought i was gon die cuz i was so hard my fucken side was killin me.

here's a shitload of more quotes, too:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0121955/quotes

ohhh ohhhh ohhh, another one i jus remembered:
Cartman - "Suck my balls..."
Ms. Chokesondick - "Present them"

^lol, the look on their faces................................ priceless.

lol, and the Mel Gibson "Passion of Christ" episode where Stan calls up the Mel Gibson fan hotline and wanted a refund for his money, an (not knowing it's Stan, and vice versa) Cartman an him engage in a FUNNY ass insult battle an Stan realized it was Eric cuz he's mentioned that line b4.. then u see eric hang up an tiptoe away from the fone... lolol..

high as hell · #8 (**permalink**) 09-29-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil Loko

my fav character is Cartmen.

from the Drinking and Driving episode, which was fucken hiliarious!:
Stan - "Dad, you're not suppose to be drinking and driving."
Dad - "I'm not drinking and driving. I'm driving while drinking."
*...Gets pulled over...*
*Dad rolls down the window for the police officer*
Dad - "What seems to be the officer, problem?"

..

Yeah, haha that episodes great.

Officer: Touch your finger to your nose.
Stans dad: Now how the hell am I supposed to do that?!

CHRONIKKKK · #9 (**permalink**) 09-29-2006, 10:19 AM

lmfao the episode where cartman makes that gr 9 dude eat his parents

lmfao

and the mortal combat episode "fun with weapons"

hen cartmans thinks hes invisible and he tryes to get butters and everyone sees him naked on stage i sware i laughed my ass off

kid what the hell do you think youre doing .. HAHA LMFAO

ima baked

Tbika · #10 (**permalink**) 10-16-2006, 07:39 AM

Cartman: If a woman, ever tried to beat me up, i'd be like, HEY! Stop dressing me up!, and making me dance for you! while you go, and smoke crack, and have sex with some guy i dont even know!

ah the good old days of south park...

RuffRat · #11 (**permalink**) 10-16-2006, 01:37 PM

Mainly anything said by butters, he is a legend in his own right, the best one in the show i think.

CHRONIKKKK · #12 (**permalink**) 10-16-2006, 02:08 PM

its all about cartman ... ima seriously you guys i am soo seriously

lmfao the new episodes r hilarious too i love south park

and in the movie

-class..how come our moms are going to kill terrance and philip ?
-mr garisson.. i guess there all on there periods
-kid that was wid wendy at the beginning and wendy.. mr garrison we belive that was a sexest statement
-mr garrison.. sorry wendy i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesent die .. LMFAO

Blazin'Talon · #13 (**permalink**) 10-16-2006, 03:57 PM

From the Christian Rock episode.
Kyle: "Come on dad, don't be such a Jew"
Sheila: "Kyle, stop belittleing your own people"
Kyle: "Awwwwwww"

CoinOpBoy · #14 (**permalink**) 10-16-2006, 07:32 PM

my mom says if you pet the fireman's helmet he will spit in your eye.

CHRONIKKKK · #15 (**permalink**) 10-16-2006, 07:37 PM

cartman... mom the cats being a dildo (forgetting cartmans cat name cuz i am sooo drunkk)
cartmans mom .. i know a good (cartmans cat) thats sleeping with mommy tonight :P