Pothead Etiquette

[DonkeyFarmer]

1) The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hits.

2) If someone rolls a nice joint, it's good to give the person a compliment on his/her rolling skills.

3) If someone starts hogging the bowl and starts using the excuse that its okay for him/her to bogart it since it's his/her weed, this is definitely not cool. the punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he/she put in. (if it was real crappy and he/she was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person and rag on him/her)

4) If someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or the person is just a retard) then they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. This does NOT mean the person who lights gets free hits... this privilege tends to get abused ("hey lemme light it for you.")

5) If someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the pipe/joint and blow all the shit on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the person can't smoke on the next round (unless it was his/her stuff)

6) If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat some munchies you may have lying around... don't be cheap with your food, if you have any.

7) If someone who's smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some, (cotton mouth is not fun).

8) This one goes with numero 7: if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp.

9) If smoking from a joint, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet. It is disgusting and it messes up the joint.

10) If you're smoking from a bong and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person. (Don't let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)

11) Never bogart.

12) Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good, If you don't like it, then don't smoke it!

13) If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high

14) Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Ever!

15) Phrased in the form of a narrative: My buddy and I are sitting around smoking the weed that I just scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few moderate puffs, I pass it on. The sounds that follow can only be described as vacuum-like. After an a couple of huge, lung-busting tokes, the guy passes back the remnants of something that could have, at some point, been a joint. If it's not completely "canoed", then it's absolutely soaked. I not-so-subtly drop that old Cheech & Chong line "Hey man, can I wring it out for you?" He just looks at me.

16) I have noticed the following: After smoking-up, the odd "crass-monkey" some people will actually eat the stained, disgusting roach. This must be because they want that "extra bit" of oil, resin, or whatever is left on the paper. This situation can be compared to the patron of a good restaurant picking up his "as good as empty" plate and licking off the remaining morsels of food. Sure he got that little pool of gravy, but was it really worth it?

17) If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff.

18) It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying that person of it's possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be 'Here ya go. I think it might be cashed'.

19) The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first hit. It doesn't matter who's weed it is.

20) Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a little annoying.

21) The person who brought the bud picks the music.

22) When using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.

23) NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING them to catch you a buzz. Of course, there are exceptions to this rule...

24) If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water back in!)

25) When the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it is common courtesy here to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that way.. that way the people who don't mind burning their fingers don't get it all.

26) When smoking multiple bowls, make sure a different person gets the green hit each time.

27)If they ate a mouth of ash, it is ALWAYS customary to start the bowl there.

28)Don't blow your smoke in someone elses face, unless they ask you too.

29) DONT SWICH THE ORDER "Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side"

(found it as a myspace bulletin)

[goro the puffer]

Amen bro.

[TooMuchHerb421]

Originally Posted by goro the puffer

Amen bro.

Indeed man

[Friendship]

Already been said/posted 800 million times. Common sence....

[xx420TOKERxx]

this is the only way you should smoke and chill

lahayam to this one (i am not jewish)

[phatbastrd599]

man i agree with every single rule u posted i hate ppl who wanna spark a blunt i just rolled. BITCH IM SPARKING IT!

EDIT: sometimes i will let my girl spark a blunt i just rolled. cuz she cant roll one so she never gets to spark any unless i let her.

[Bliz-NATI]

I usually let my gf spark a blunt even if i rolled it cuz she is so damn hot.

[mundi]

Originally Posted by Bliz-NATI

I usually let my gf spark a blunt even if i rolled it cuz she is so damn hot.

hahhah good shit

[KEEPONTOKING]

^^^ Same Here Man^^^

[Rosezodda]

nice, it sounds like ur one of my bros cuz u follow almost the same rules as we do lol ROCK ON

[Valtrex_Man]

Everybody has their own house rules, but these are a pretty good set to base yours off. I'm guessing you're not stoned since you took the time to type all that out. Damn, I can barely make myself type this much.

[easy slug]

I am sure he copy/pasted.

[DonkeyFarmer]

Originally Posted by Valtrex_Man

Everybody has their own house rules, but these are a pretty good set to base yours off. I'm guessing you're not stoned since you took the time to type all that out. Damn, I can barely make myself type this much.

Quite correct... im sober as the day i was born... because im too poor to pick up some green... woe is me

[Open Your Eyes]

Man, way to be a total hitler. i mean who are you to make rules?

[ryanthegreat]

I ahve a rebuttle for rule ten.

10) If you're smoking from a bong and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person. (Don't let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)

Never pass a non-cleared bong. Bongs are meant to be cleared in one hit. Dont pass someone a smokey bong, its impolite.