my sister

[jycottonmouth]

ok this is my rant thread about my unbelievable sister.

lemme just start out by saying she is the bitchiest sister in the world.

i think she has ocd "obssessive compulsive disorder" and she is obssessed with keeping our house clean. she sweeps the floors everyday, (none of us wear shoes in the house btw) and just cleans the house constantly, getting behind desks, and just generally where no one even sees. and my mom, who likes to keep the house clean, but isnt as bad as my sister. my sister screams like no other. im not talking about the mom in malcom in the middle, she screams 2x louder and 2x longer about how no one ever cleans up the house(we do, i vacuum once a weed which is reasonable, my mom does the dishes whenever there is dishes when shes home from work).

now about her and me smoking weed. she thinks weed is ruining my life when i stopped keeping my ass on my chair playing games and looking at porn all day because of weed. now i realized what a fucken low life i was. so i started going out with friends and smoking and drinking, going to movies and meeting girls... finally.. she thinks its ruining my life and goes on for hours (im not kidding or exaggerating) with a very... very.. loud voice. she said shit like "im going to make you tell our parents, and if you dont im going to" the only reason she hasnt told my parents yet was because she knows i would tell my friends and in my school, EVERYONE knows each other. so shit gets around very quickly.

she has a car so when i need a ride she gives it to me, and because of that she thinks shes such a great sister. and she goes on about how nice a sister she is for not telling my parents. she doesnt seem to get that no reasonable sister would tell on their own siblings. i try to tell her she has an anger problem and how she can never have fun. whenever she finds a friend, in about a week, she'll start talking to me about all the problems about her friends. i tell her to just accept it or ur going to have no friends at all. shes always looking for little tiny problems other people have and is never happy with her friends. she wants everything in her life to be PERFECT. like absolutely perfect. i tried to get her to loosen up a little bit but she gets all anal and starts bitching again, so i gave up on that.

here is an average conversation when she comes home:
me: hey [sisters name]
sister: hey jeff (then starts ranting about all the problems in her day)
me: cool, i see, ohhh what the hell(replying to her, and i have to listen cuz she asks what she was talking about randomly, and if i cant remember... uh oh..)
sister: [starts cleaning up]
me: watching tv
(few minutes later..)
sister: why dont u get ur ass off the couch and help me clean up(of course shes screaming so that my ears and thumping with pain)! im fucken tired of me doing all the work around the house! all you do is smoke ur fucken drugs and dont do anything productive everyday! all you do is lie to our parents! you think your so special sitting on the couch all day? yea well im better than you, i dont do drugs, all i do is try to make our parents happy! you think life is all about fun, you never do your homework, you never clean the house(i do, but her idea of cleaning the house is a little different, due to her being ocd i think), all you do is do drugs! you have no fucken life!
me: you can never have fun...
sister: stop saying that to me! i have fun! you dont know!(i know)

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some of her friends come over one time, first time in a few months, im upstairs doing my computer, and all her friends start laughing, i hear her fake, forced, loud, awkward laugh out of all of them. then i come downstairs to watch tv, and her friends were watching funny videos on youtube, they all laugh, my sister thinks is all fucken stupid but forces that weird ass laugh.
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sister(continued): i work so fucken hard to keep your life straight, and all you do is say is im evil and how i ruin your life. am i ruining your life for making you stop weed?

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i forgot to mention she knows all about weed, she knows its not killing my brain cells, she knows its better than most over the counter drugs. i think she knows that if i quit weed, i wont even go out anymore and become the loser i was.
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sister(continued): i hate having to do all the work around the house! (she doesnt even have to do half the chores she does) all you do is take advantage of me and just smoke weed.

umm.. 1/4 of the conversation there.

well.. i'll rant on later

[Jonsi]

Originally Posted by jycottonmouth

(we do, i vacuum once a weed which is reasonable, my mom does the dishes whenever there is dishes when shes home from work).

What's on your mind :-P

[ST3PHG4L]

sisters are complicated. my sister smokes but was mad i was doin it on my campus. i know she was looking out for me. your sister might be doing the same..but if she continues to be a bitch i would just ignore her.. she'll get over it.

[jycottonmouth]

Originally Posted by Jonsi

What's on your mind :-P

haha, well i type weed a lot, its a habbit

[JollyRoger227]

your sister sounds just like mine, she's always cleaning to show off to my parents that she's the best daughter blah blah bullshit, my advice just ignore her that's what I do or piss her off track some muddy shoes through your house once she's done cleanin!

[KeepSmokinReefa]

Get her to smoke.

[Misfit]

where yall live. i'll teach her to losen up

[[dnb]]

OK, your sister sounds like she definitely suffers from OCD, but might have a small amount of manic depression or straight up bi-polar disorder. I'm almost wondering if she could suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Regardless of any mental instabilities, you really need to teach her a lesson about fucking with you and treating people the way she does.

Do these things in this order:

1) Make a batch of some fine weed brownies. Ensure that you cook the weed into the butter/oil so that it gets nice and saturated.

2) Go to your local store, and buy 2 to 3 boxes of industrial-sized boxes of Trojan Condoms.

3) Proceed to go home, enjoy a nice toke along the way if needed, and prepare for the ultimate fuck-over.

4) Open both boxes, and then open 75% of the condoms in the boxes.. Leave all the wrappers in one box, and the other box to have the remainder. Plant these bad boys in her dresser.

5) Plant a sack next to it... Not much, cuz your parents will take it!!!

6) When your sister comes home, apologize for being such a "slacker" and generously donate a piece offering of your brownie suprise to her.

I think you know where this is going.


It's mean, it's cruel, and it's down right nasty. But man... can you imagine how she'd leave you alone after that?


BTW, I don't take any responsibility for what happens if anyone actually does this... It was more of a joke-post.

It sounds like your sister is a bitch as you defined previously - and I'd give her a damn good slapping for it.

[jycottonmouth]

Originally Posted by [dnb]

OK, your sister sounds like she definitely suffers from OCD, but might have a small amount of manic depression or straight up bi-polar disorder. I'm almost wondering if she could suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Regardless of any mental instabilities, you really need to teach her a lesson about fucking with you and treating people the way she does.

Do these things in this order:

1) Make a batch of some fine weed brownies. Ensure that you cook the weed into the butter/oil so that it gets nice and saturated.

2) Go to your local store, and buy 2 to 3 boxes of industrial-sized boxes of Trojan Condoms.

3) Proceed to go home, enjoy a nice toke along the way if needed, and prepare for the ultimate fuck-over.

4) Open both boxes, and then open 75% of the condoms in the boxes.. Leave all the wrappers in one box, and the other box to have the remainder. Plant these bad boys in her dresser.

5) Plant a sack next to it... Not much, cuz your parents will take it!!!

6) When your sister comes home, apologize for being such a "slacker" and generously donate a piece offering of your brownie suprise to her.

I think you know where this is going.


It's mean, it's cruel, and it's down right nasty. But man... can you imagine how she'd leave you alone after that?


BTW, I don't take any responsibility for what happens if anyone actually does this... It was more of a joke-post.

It sounds like your sister is a bitch as you defined previously - and I'd give her a damn good slapping for it.

to be honest, that sounds like what a little kid would do. that only makes shit worse between us. i just wish she would loosen up. yes, i've asked her to smoke with me, and she has blazed before. but that was a mistake, she started bitching at me for a long ass time for it.

btw, did anyone else notice that there were 6 replies and 66 views for a long time? im scared...

[Poobles]

Clearly your sister is the devil. She made the post count/view 666! She's watching, RUN!

Ahem, excuse me....

This is my suggestion, now in my time of life I'm at, I have a very open relationship with my parents, mainly my mom. But she knows I smoke. She doesn't agree, but I'm 18 so there isn't anything she can say. But I would sit your mom down. Tell her she isn't going to like what she hears. And just be flat out. Don't say you smoke mad amounts of ganj, but let her know you do. And let her know everything your sister does and says. Or leave out the pot. I don't care, but I've found as cliche as it is, honesty is the best policy. It might seem like tattling on her or something, but something has to be done. You shouldn't have to put up with shit like that man.

Or buy a tape recorder, and just record her screaming at you, then play it for you parents and ask them to do something. It sounds more serious than her being a bitch. Like the person said, she could have a mental problem, or she could just be an utter bitch, who knows. But you shouldn't have to be treated like that.

I know it isn't the best advice and it'll probably go in one ear and out the other, but it's all I can offer up for ya.