Share your stories about ass-whoopin's

Lil Loko · #1 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 02:47 AM

aight.. so yesterday i was in my African American History class and the subject came up on how Black mothers discipline their children, particularly with anythang they can get they hands on -- pots, pans, wooden spoons, cable cords, etc.

so ya know.. thought it would be good to sit here and reminisce while i wait on these firecrackers to kick in.. plus, it'd be a good laugh..

i'll start one off with me:

aight.. this was back when i was a little jit (around 12 yrs old).. me and my bro love wrestling.. WCW got us so pumped up.. so one night we were wreslting on my mom's bed.. and she ALWAYS tells us NEVER to wrestle on her bed cuz if it breaks, our ass is dead.. she also has this BIG fuckin picture of the ocean and the sceneric view hangin over her headboard.. so anwyays, we're wrestling and i spear (Goldberg, haha) him, and he hit the headboard so fucken hard the painting comes crashing down.. we look at each other for like 10 seconds and decide to haul ass.. we aint stickin around.. so we run into my room and pretend we were occupied the whole time.. meanwhile, she comes back like 5 to 10 minutes later from the gas station.. ah man.. she mumbled "fuck" under her breath.. AND I COULD FUCKEN HEAR IT ALL THE WAY IN MY ROOM! she was pissed.. she grabbed me and my bro.. took us downstairs.. had us strip off EVERYTHING.. lay down over her knees and took a wooden spoon to our ass'es like u wouldnt believe...

adamBC · #2 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 03:34 AM

hahaha oh man that takes me back, when i was a little bomber, my mom busted out the wooden spoon from time to time.

i swear to this day there are probably some spoons hidden behind that old oven, i used to always hide em so she couldnt hit me (she would never use a metal spoon and didnt like to spank by hand, too personal i guess :P )

anyways, one day, she decided to try a nerf sword on me, you remember these things, big floppy foam swords, that had little targets around the handle, youd battle each other and try to flip the other persons targets down... thats beside the point. so she decided to spank me with this, and i being the quick wit i am, decided to fake cry and pretend it really hurt. bingo! got a few months out of that before she realized i was kidding. hehehe

Lil Loko · #3 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 03:43 AM

lol.. daz crayz bro..

i remember my grandma being one of the wildest woman.. so was her husband (my grandpa).. they were like a fucken dynamic duo..

me and my cousins would stay there for the summer from time to time and the LITTLIEST thang u did against the rules, u better get ready to embrace the pain! she would line us up in a row from oldest to youngest, and smack the holy hell outta our buttcheeks. they were VERY strict... i guess partially being my grandpa was in Vietnam.

but.,. worse beatings i ever encountered came from my grandparents (from my moms side of the family.. i guess she took after them

)

chipcago · #4 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 03:54 AM

I'm so extremely glad I was raised by parents who didn't condone or allow physical violence, either out of the blue or as a punishment. I got smacked by my mom like once for being a smartass, and my ass spanked once for disobeying something by my dad.

Tootsie ~ blue · #5 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 08:04 AM

I think the worst ass-whopping i ever got was with a hair brush..woooo that hurt pretty bad...
mehhh parents hitting their kids is such a debated issue...however im pretty sure it did me some good!

TryHarder · #6 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 08:43 AM

My mom would always whip me with her belt, and sometimes the kind with the two rows of metal holes. I've had my grandpa whip me with willow branches and a batten mitten racket. That was the worst spanking I've ever gotten and I'll never forget it because it left these huge purple bruises from the top of my buttchecks to my ankles.

Budder81 · #7 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 11:42 AM

I'd get things thrown at me, hit with coat hangers (wooden, plastic and metal), back scratchers, belts, hands, fists, books, shoes, and other objects you name it.

I would say the only good thing for all this is to toughen you up I guess.

KeepSmokinReefa · #8 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 05:06 PM

My brother kicked me so hard in the balls back in the day i puked like 3 times. Hahah, Sucked at the time.

godiva · #9 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 05:34 PM

Cant remember ever being clumped - tho my mum says she did give us the odd clip round the ear but it was few and far between - never did me any harm.

Pretty much all my childhood memories at home are pleasant ones, we had loads of fun, but then, I can honestly say that my parents are the dogs danglies and the nicest 2 people I know.

Cant ya just feel the luuuuurve - lol

scking · #10 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 06:12 PM

Being from a VERY Italian family ass whoopins was the punishment of choice. My mom was the one doing all the beating. My Dad was 6 foot 2 and 250 lbs. If he hit me i would die. My mom still smack me across the face from time to time. I just laugh. Imagina a 5 foot 1 120 pound Italian women smacking a 6 ft 216 son. Funny. My grandmother chased me around the yard with a broom once. I ran into the neibhors yard and jumped in the tree house and pushed the ladder away casue i thought she would chase me up there. The WORST beatin i ever got was when i was 12. My mom caught me with a OZ of weed in my pocket. I told her i was holding it for someone. She beat the hell out of my face with a closed fist. Had a black and blue eye and lost my last baby tooth. Well the beating did stop me from smokin but it did teach me to be a good kid and a gentlemen. I would only get hit when i was being a smartass.

Boots · #11 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 07:59 PM

if u put a little book in ur pants it helps.

Once I did that, my dad hit the book, was like "WTF" started laughing and then didnt finish the spanking cuz he was laughin

Lil Loko · #12 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 08:01 PM

scking, you italians are fucken crazy.. one of my best friends was italian.. his mom was cool and all, but if u went alittle to far over the line, she would REALLY put u back in your place.. whether ur apart of the family or not.

Blazin'Talon · #13 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 08:22 PM

I was rarely physically disciplined as a child, but I caught a thick leather belt across the ass once or twice.

My dad got it rough as a kid. Strict immigrant family. He came home with a garter snake to show his grandma and she chased him around with a garden hoe. She thought the snake wrapped around his arm was the devil trying to take him. She wanted to cut off his arm with the hoe...:O

BrazyJay · #14 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 08:50 PM

i got beat with anything u could imagine... coat hanger, broom, bare hands, belts, a bat once lol... umm extension cords, frying pan once or twice, a flimsy baking sheet haha... just about anything, those are the main ones i remember... i got beat all the time i was a badass but my younger brother was and still is worse (he isnt smart enough not to get caught like me... hes always getting caught... hes in juvie right now...) oh and by the way it was my mom who always beat me she was a single mom most of my life (husband or boyfriends always in jail or prison)

Pro.Pot. · #15 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 11:37 PM

My parents are the type to beat you if u went over board. I was once accidentally punched in the nose by my dad was i was 16. he went to push me the chest but i ducked for some reason and he got me in the nose. Also when i was younger i was fighting with my brother, and my dad is SO against that. so he flipped. i went to run up the stairs and he kicked me in my ass... i literally flew up three stairs, landed and kept running up the rest.

The best ass woopings went to my older brother. he was 6'0 285 lbs so he always got the most extreme. i remember one day he refused to get out of bed and go to school. I wake up to my mom getting a plastic wiffle bat and blasting him... lmao and my brother still didn't care and just went back to bed. Fun times

Everyone here agrees hitting ur kids is for the best right? i understood every beating i got and never really done it again.

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#1 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 02:47 AM
Lil Loko I'm an Erbolist. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SOUTH FL Posts: 1,411	Share your stories about ass-whoopin's aight.. so yesterday i was in my African American History class and the subject came up on how Black mothers discipline their children, particularly with anythang they can get they hands on -- pots, pans, wooden spoons, cable cords, etc. so ya know.. thought it would be good to sit here and reminisce while i wait on these firecrackers to kick in.. plus, it'd be a good laugh.. i'll start one off with me: aight.. this was back when i was a little jit (around 12 yrs old).. me and my bro love wrestling.. WCW got us so pumped up.. so one night we were wreslting on my mom's bed.. and she ALWAYS tells us NEVER to wrestle on her bed cuz if it breaks, our ass is dead.. she also has this BIG fuckin picture of the ocean and the sceneric view hangin over her headboard.. so anwyays, we're wrestling and i spear (Goldberg, haha) him, and he hit the headboard so fucken hard the painting comes crashing down.. we look at each other for like 10 seconds and decide to haul ass.. we aint stickin around.. so we run into my room and pretend we were occupied the whole time.. meanwhile, she comes back like 5 to 10 minutes later from the gas station.. ah man.. she mumbled "fuck" under her breath.. AND I COULD FUCKEN HEAR IT ALL THE WAY IN MY ROOM! she was pissed.. she grabbed me and my bro.. took us downstairs.. had us strip off EVERYTHING.. lay down over her knees and took a wooden spoon to our ass'es like u wouldnt believe... __________________ "I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team" -Eminem "Just Don't Give A Fuck" If you're in the 561, or near it and want to chill, PM me . . . Roadtrip anyone?

#2 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 03:34 AM
adamBC Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: BC (bud country) Posts: 3,981	hahaha oh man that takes me back, when i was a little bomber, my mom busted out the wooden spoon from time to time. i swear to this day there are probably some spoons hidden behind that old oven, i used to always hide em so she couldnt hit me (she would never use a metal spoon and didnt like to spank by hand, too personal i guess :P ) anyways, one day, she decided to try a nerf sword on me, you remember these things, big floppy foam swords, that had little targets around the handle, youd battle each other and try to flip the other persons targets down... thats beside the point. so she decided to spank me with this, and i being the quick wit i am, decided to fake cry and pretend it really hurt. bingo! got a few months out of that before she realized i was kidding. hehehe __________________ i've never had a dream in my life, because a dreams something you wanted, but still haven't pursued. i knew what i wanted, and did it till it was done, so i've been living the dream i wanted to be since day ONE.

#3 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 03:43 AM
Lil Loko I'm an Erbolist. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SOUTH FL Posts: 1,411	lol.. daz crayz bro.. i remember my grandma being one of the wildest woman.. so was her husband (my grandpa).. they were like a fucken dynamic duo.. me and my cousins would stay there for the summer from time to time and the LITTLIEST thang u did against the rules, u better get ready to embrace the pain! she would line us up in a row from oldest to youngest, and smack the holy hell outta our buttcheeks. they were VERY strict... i guess partially being my grandpa was in Vietnam. but.,. worse beatings i ever encountered came from my grandparents (from my moms side of the family.. i guess she took after them ) __________________ "I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team" -Eminem "Just Don't Give A Fuck" If you're in the 561, or near it and want to chill, PM me . . . Roadtrip anyone?

#4 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 03:54 AM
chipcago Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NW Chicago suburbs Posts: 1,898	I'm so extremely glad I was raised by parents who didn't condone or allow physical violence, either out of the blue or as a punishment. I got smacked by my mom like once for being a smartass, and my ass spanked once for disobeying something by my dad.

#5 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 08:04 AM
Tootsie ~ blue Smokin' lil lady Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: BC baby! Posts: 707	I think the worst ass-whopping i ever got was with a hair brush..woooo that hurt pretty bad... mehhh parents hitting their kids is such a debated issue...however im pretty sure it did me some good!

#6 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 08:43 AM
TryHarder Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tennessee Posts: 110	My mom would always whip me with her belt, and sometimes the kind with the two rows of metal holes. I've had my grandpa whip me with willow branches and a batten mitten racket. That was the worst spanking I've ever gotten and I'll never forget it because it left these huge purple bruises from the top of my buttchecks to my ankles.

#7 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 11:42 AM
Budder81 OddBall Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 3,322	I'd get things thrown at me, hit with coat hangers (wooden, plastic and metal), back scratchers, belts, hands, fists, books, shoes, and other objects you name it. I would say the only good thing for all this is to toughen you up I guess. __________________

#8 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 05:06 PM
KeepSmokinReefa Swisher Sweet Smoka Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Detroit Posts: 13,792	My brother kicked me so hard in the balls back in the day i puked like 3 times. Hahah, Sucked at the time. __________________ Im from Detroit, Home of the heaters, '72 caprice, Got the sounds bleedin, Fades braids Cartier Frames, 60 deep. Look at my game, Ridin down Jefferson, Drankin Gin and REMY, Smokin on doja, Blowin like chimneys.

#9 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 05:34 PM
godiva As green as they come! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Not as far from Chavtown as I'd like! Posts: 451	Cant remember ever being clumped - tho my mum says she did give us the odd clip round the ear but it was few and far between - never did me any harm. Pretty much all my childhood memories at home are pleasant ones, we had loads of fun, but then, I can honestly say that my parents are the dogs danglies and the nicest 2 people I know. Cant ya just feel the luuuuurve - lol __________________ "Bushy, Darling?"...."Bushy as a privet hedge, Sahh.."

#10 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 06:12 PM
scking The Philadelphian Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 231	Being from a VERY Italian family ass whoopins was the punishment of choice. My mom was the one doing all the beating. My Dad was 6 foot 2 and 250 lbs. If he hit me i would die. My mom still smack me across the face from time to time. I just laugh. Imagina a 5 foot 1 120 pound Italian women smacking a 6 ft 216 son. Funny. My grandmother chased me around the yard with a broom once. I ran into the neibhors yard and jumped in the tree house and pushed the ladder away casue i thought she would chase me up there. The WORST beatin i ever got was when i was 12. My mom caught me with a OZ of weed in my pocket. I told her i was holding it for someone. She beat the hell out of my face with a closed fist. Had a black and blue eye and lost my last baby tooth. Well the beating did stop me from smokin but it did teach me to be a good kid and a gentlemen. I would only get hit when i was being a smartass. __________________ Stop Woah Back it up and let me see yo hips swwiingg...

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#11 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 07:59 PM
Boots Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 39	if u put a little book in ur pants it helps. Once I did that, my dad hit the book, was like "WTF" started laughing and then didnt finish the spanking cuz he was laughin

#12 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 08:01 PM
Lil Loko I'm an Erbolist. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SOUTH FL Posts: 1,411	scking, you italians are fucken crazy.. one of my best friends was italian.. his mom was cool and all, but if u went alittle to far over the line, she would REALLY put u back in your place.. whether ur apart of the family or not. __________________ "I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team" -Eminem "Just Don't Give A Fuck" If you're in the 561, or near it and want to chill, PM me . . . Roadtrip anyone?

#13 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 08:22 PM
Blazin'Talon Maybe just nothing Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Alberta! Posts: 2,397	I was rarely physically disciplined as a child, but I caught a thick leather belt across the ass once or twice. My dad got it rough as a kid. Strict immigrant family. He came home with a garter snake to show his grandma and she chased him around with a garden hoe. She thought the snake wrapped around his arm was the devil trying to take him. She wanted to cut off his arm with the hoe...:O __________________ "Now I lie here so out-of-breath And over-opiated Maybe I couldn't catch up, no but Maybe he could have waited" - The Tragically Hip

#14 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 08:50 PM
BrazyJay Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: somewhere between the clouds and the ozone layer Posts: 1,687	i got beat with anything u could imagine... coat hanger, broom, bare hands, belts, a bat once lol... umm extension cords, frying pan once or twice, a flimsy baking sheet haha... just about anything, those are the main ones i remember... i got beat all the time i was a badass but my younger brother was and still is worse (he isnt smart enough not to get caught like me... hes always getting caught... hes in juvie right now...) oh and by the way it was my mom who always beat me she was a single mom most of my life (husband or boyfriends always in jail or prison)

#15 (permalink) 09-09-2006, 11:37 PM
Pro.Pot. Bird of Prey Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: n.j. Posts: 373	My parents are the type to beat you if u went over board. I was once accidentally punched in the nose by my dad was i was 16. he went to push me the chest but i ducked for some reason and he got me in the nose. Also when i was younger i was fighting with my brother, and my dad is SO against that. so he flipped. i went to run up the stairs and he kicked me in my ass... i literally flew up three stairs, landed and kept running up the rest. The best ass woopings went to my older brother. he was 6'0 285 lbs so he always got the most extreme. i remember one day he refused to get out of bed and go to school. I wake up to my mom getting a plastic wiffle bat and blasting him... lmao and my brother still didn't care and just went back to bed. Fun times Everyone here agrees hitting ur kids is for the best right? i understood every beating i got and never really done it again.