A Sour Tale of Love and Lemons

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Nice little story i stumbled across


A Sour Tale of Love and Lemons

by: Brianna (not me)

I took a walk on the ocean front today, and I stumbled upon the most interesting things! I found lemons all along the shore, and a tire with some driftwood. This leads me to conclude that somewhere, there is an island inhabited by lemons. One day they tried to escape building a raft out of wood and a tire from a tire tree. Three of them in specific were Hank, Mabel, and Darryl. Now Darryl was all bent on leaving as soon as possible, despite Mabel's warning of the sketchy weather. They left, and soon were very sorry they did, for a terrible storm had brewed tossing them every which way. Hank looked to Mabel and said, "Mabel, I need to tell you something...I..have always fancied your shade of yellow and if we make it out alive, I would love to be with you always." Mabel with a little tear in her eye looked to Hank and said, "Oh Hank!" Darryl rolled his eyes and responded, "We're all going to die! You fools! You'll never be happy!" Hank looked to Darryl and said, "Fuck you Darryl! Lemons float! We'll make it out alive!" And with that a wave had destroyed their precious raft. Miles away they sit scattered on the shores of Ruston Way in Tacoma, Washington, where they will someday be reunited, but until then... We must all remember that, when in doubt..lemons float.

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