FUNNY/True Story

[motion]

This made me gig it for a good couple minutes. Thought I would share the joy. This story is about a body builder/steroid user. It is WELL worth the read.

Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

[Heinous Anus]

AHAHAHHAH...he actually scooped up his own shit. Funny shit! +rep!

Ah, too good. Where did you find this?

[jycottonmouth]

lmao, that is some funny ass shit. thats the mind of a stoner haha all these great ideas. +rep

[Venomous Puffer]

............................. LOL! HAHAHAH omg lol thats awesome

[Rasta_Man]

i do not know you.

[motion]

Originally Posted by Rasta_Man

i do not know you.

Lol - I get that a lot. It wasn't me in this story, though. Haha.

[Rasta_Man]

Originally Posted by motion

Lol - I get that a lot. It wasn't me in this story, though. Haha.

OHHHHH ok, yeah sorry, I was confused.

That reminds me of Trainspotting, when Spud passes out in his girlfriends bed and shits in the sheets.

If you haven't seen that movie, he ends up flinging a sheet full of shit on her parents at the breakfast table.

[sh0k]

FUNNY SHIT lol

[vans1816]

lmao that would suck man

[bert_mcgirt]

Tucker Max-esque

[Trocious]

Hahahahha, hell yeah... Trainspotting... Heroin constipates... Good movie... +rep man!

Hilarious story too.

[rwilliams]

that's funny as hell.... He didn't end up actlually banging her? It's gonna stay that way.

[Warmbloods]

wow i would have never came up with that idea, good thinking! Imagine what would happen if she woke up...she be turning her head around to see what she was feeling on her ass...and there he is smearing shit all over her. "Uhh yeah. I'm just...uhh...well, I've got that thing that I gotta take care of" *runs away*

[rwilliams]

/\/\ ha

[motion]

Originally Posted by Warmbloods

wow i would have never came up with that idea, good thinking! Imagine what would happen if she woke up...she be turning her head around to see what she was feeling on her ass...and there he is smearing shit all over her. "Uhh yeah. I'm just...uhh...well, I've got that thing that I gotta take care of" *runs away*

Possibly one of the funniest posts I have seen on GC. Hahahahahahaha. +rep