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Old 07-17-2006, 03:35 AM
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for those living under a rock

ok, this is real old, but i just felt like reading it again after like 2 years. But, has nyone ever read the legend of bloodninja? it's hilarious, just google it on the web, i was laughin my ass off. But, i'd be pretty surprised if someone here hasn't read it yet. But, who else finds this hilarious?
 
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Old 07-17-2006, 03:40 AM
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Old 07-17-2006, 03:41 AM
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What?
read the legend of blood ninja, it's a kid picking on people pretending like he wants to cyber, but it's hilarious. Just check it out, you'll see, just google blood ninja and click the first result
 
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Old 07-17-2006, 04:08 AM
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hahahah yeah i think that shit's funny.

haha

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Old 07-17-2006, 05:12 AM
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Thats one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!! + rep!!!

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Old 07-17-2006, 05:21 AM
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Old 07-17-2006, 05:55 AM
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Old 07-17-2006, 06:30 AM
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Haha what a waste of time to read
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Old 07-17-2006, 06:32 AM
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I'll keep living under my rock, thankyou.
 
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Old 07-17-2006, 06:41 AM
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I'll keep living under my rock, thankyou.
then good luck on your tan

And you gonna need to go out for a lighter at some point...
 
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Old 07-17-2006, 06:43 AM
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Haha oh my god i take it take!

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
 
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Old 07-17-2006, 07:58 AM
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fuck yeah bloodninja is hilarious
 
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