I fucking forgot the meaning of "table."

[J Dylan]

so anyway, i'd just smoked a huge bowl of some dank shit sprinkled off with kief.

i leave my room, totally blazed, and engage in a short conversation with my mom.

she was telling me that she wanted my help moving a table. for some reason, a little ways into the conversation, we were talking about which table she wanted to move and why, and for some reason i totally forgot the definition of table. i had no idea what the fuck a table was. it had just temporarily become a strange sound. TAY-BUL. i was also completely aware that it was something very obvious and i couldn't believe i couldn't remember.

my mom stopped talking and was waiting for my reply, but i hadn't listened to anything she said because i was so fucking caught up in what a table was. and i was freaking out because... i mean... what the fuck does your mom think of you when you ask her what a table is?

she thinks you're crackhead.

that's what happens. anyway somehow i managed to figure out what a table was JUST in time to respond without sounding too delayed.

honestly though, i've never had a brain fart that was that fucking bad. TABLE. i knew what a table was when i was 2 years old dude!

[jeffro34]

lmfao.....wow ive had some bad memory loss before but thats just fucking halarious

[Tootsie ~ blue]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... omg... that is sooooo funny... hahahaha
I can just picture the thoughts going through your head..haha Tay-bul? taybul? hahahahahahahaha holy shit.. + rep for making me laugh

[told]

haha man thats fucking helarious, i wish i could have watched that shit + rep dude

[J Dylan]

^^ right... edit: guy above the guy above me, posted too late lol

i've seen that picture before but last time i think it said "You're a fag!"

i've seen a lot of pointlessly negative shit from you man, you better watch it or you might get yourself banned. lotta name calling i've been seeing from you.

anyway, yeah. my memory's normally pretty good, i don't have too many problems, and when i do i'm able to catch myself. but i just totally spaced out for a minute or two lmfao

[Bleezie_King]

Originally Posted by J Dylan

so anyway, i'd just smoked a huge bowl of some dank shit sprinkled off with kief.

i leave my room, totally blazed, and engage in a short conversation with my mom.

she was telling me that she wanted my help moving a table. for some reason, a little ways into the conversation, we were talking about which table she wanted to move and why, and for some reason i totally forgot the definition of table. i had no idea what the fuck a table was. it had just temporarily become a strange sound. TAY-BUL. i was also completely aware that it was something very obvious and i couldn't believe i couldn't remember.

my mom stopped talking and was waiting for my reply, but i hadn't listened to anything she said because i was so fucking caught up in what a table was. and i was freaking out because... i mean... what the fuck does your mom think of you when you ask her what a table is?

she thinks you're crackhead.

that's what happens. anyway somehow i managed to figure out what a table was JUST in time to respond without sounding too delayed.

honestly though, i've never had a brain fart that was that fucking bad. TABLE. i knew what a table was when i was 2 years old dude!

you're really a stoner if you forget what a table is.

that's some funny shit, man. I think that's a sign tellling you to take a tolerance break.

[ZerO Stay Tokin]

that would've been histerical if you picked up the toaster or something and your mom was just looking at you like wtf? i can see it in my head. Oh man im booted, just smoked a free 20 sac to the face.

[J Dylan]

Originally Posted by ZerO Stay Tokin

that would've been histerical if you picked up the toaster or something and your mom was just looking at you like wtf? i can see it in my head. Oh man im booted, just smoked a free 20 sac to the face.

lmfao

thank you for the rep guys and i'm glad you're enjoying the story.

looking back on it even makes me laugh. rediculous.

[BONGZILLA420]

+rep for making me crack up.

[J Dylan]

hahaha thanks again for your commendments and the rep dudemans

i'm fucking exhausted, so i'm prolly gonna go pass out now.

peace

[lovemerox]

lmao that was fuckin hilarious man

[DurbanPoison]

That's halarious man. LoL

Sometimes... if you repeat a word over and over again outloud... it starts to sound funny - like it's not the correct term to lable what you're trying to describe... LoL, Kinda hard to explain -

BTW, to the threadstarter - your avatar is pretty sweet!

[J Dylan]

Originally Posted by DurbanPoison

That's halarious man. LoL

Sometimes... if you repeat a word over and over again outloud... it starts to sound funny - like it's not the correct term to lable what you're trying to describe... LoL, Kinda hard to explain -

BTW, to the threadstarter - your avatar is pretty sweet!

yes, man! you know exactly what i'm talking about. i was just unconciously having this conversation about the table. i kept saying the word without thinking... and then i started to listen to myself saying it... and i was just like "What the fuck does that even mean?" lol

edit: and thanks about the avatar dude. just changed it last night

[I B Chiefin]

Originally Posted by J Dylan

yes, man! you know exactly what i'm talking about. i was just unconciously having this conversation about the table. i kept saying the word without thinking... and then i started to listen to myself saying it... and i was just like "What the fuck does that even mean?" lol

edit: and thanks about the avatar dude. just changed it last night

yep, y'all r on da same page as me....if u keep sayin a word, u're like "who da eff named it and y duz it sound so weird?" life iz so fast-paced, so when u actually sit down 2 think about stuff, it seems weird. + rep j dylan and durban poison

[bodom]

lmfao man that is hilarious.