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07-07-2006, 07:20 AM
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That Clerks thing really does work.....
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WhyTooJayDudly: You know, Its times like this i realize we've all been lied to by the jetsons girl: lol why is that? WhyTooJayDudly: according to that show we were suppose to have flying cars by now. you see any flying cars lately? that's the problem with TV, it always lies to us WhyTooJayDudly: All right, lets say a german scientist comes up to you and offers you the flying car. but you must give her one of your feet. you can mass produce this car and make billions of dollars. the catch is you wont have any painkillers while she does it WhyTooJayDudly: BUT she will put you to sleep after she hacks yer foot off and give you full medical treatment. would you take this deal? WhyTooJayDudly: serious question here >  girl: woah girl: eric you have way to much time to think girl: i wouldnt do it girl: i like walking WhyTooJayDudly: you wont need to walk, you have the FLYING car WhyTooJayDudly: all right fine, after your foot is hacked off, she gives you a new one girl: you cant FLY TO CLASS. girl: well. will it be like a black foot WhyTooJayDudly: well it can be, thats up to you girl: why would she give me a diff. foot? why dont i just keep my own foot WhyTooJayDudly: because she has a foot fetish WhyTooJayDudly: now would you take it, with ALL of this great deal? WhyTooJayDudly: ?? girl: okay so wait girl: she'd take my foot girl: give it back girl: and a flying car WhyTooJayDudly: yes girl: IS IT GOOD FOR THE ENVIORNMENT? WhyTooJayDudly: yes WhyTooJayDudly: but heres the catch, girl: another one? WhyTooJayDudly: while your asleep she has her way with you. still on? girl: no thanks girl: lol girl: if it was like WhyTooJayDudly: hmm girl: a hott lookin-he girl: then maybe WhyTooJayDudly: see? that's what's wrong with this country, . people are always only concerned with their own comfort level, not only do you ruin it for the rest of us with the flying car, but you completely blow the notion of american nobility in the process. The children of the world have no heroic figure to emulate, and you'll forever be remembered as the sad footnote in the book of life, WhyTooJayDudly: :-D girl: i didnt even want the car! i would rather walk! there is no pleasing you eric thats the problem WhyTooJayDudly: hey, i calls em like i sees em WhyTooJayDudly: so you would rather NOT make billions of dollars and end the world? girl: what? WhyTooJayDudly: if you accept the deal WhyTooJayDudly: everyone is happy, you make billions of dollars, and we all live great lives girl: fine then i'd do it WhyTooJayDudly: ...you'd do it with a chick just for a car? WhyTooJayDudly: i thought i knew you... girl: YOU SAID... girl: SDHJDKJEK girl: ERIC! WhyTooJayDudly:........Fuckin pervert. girl: I HATE YOU SO MUCH Last edited by Aconites; 07-07-2006 at 07:24 AM. |
    
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07-07-2006, 07:24 AM
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i can roll joints.
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i'd do it, but only if it was my foot i got back.
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