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Zimed · #1 (**permalink**) 06-30-2006, 11:27 PM

Don't you just hate those mother fucking tele-marketers, either asking for money for some fake company/organization, or selling, some dumb shit? Especially when they call 6-7 times a day when you don't answer, and when you do and tell them to stop, they call back...I also hate when they call LATE at night...how inconsiserate are they? Some have fucking called me at 10-12 at night..what has the world come to?

Bleezie_King · #2 (**permalink**) 06-30-2006, 11:31 PM

just say fuck u don't call back take me off the list and they won't call ever again.

Zimed · #3 (**permalink**) 06-30-2006, 11:34 PM

Yeah, I guess I hadn't the courage at that time...a lot of them are also rude too...and most of them you can't even understand...they have such strong accents, LOL.

...Spliff! · #4 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 12:51 AM

I loove to fuck with telemarketers. Try to sell them shit, they get confused and end up hanging up...

st3ve · #5 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 12:54 AM

get on a no calling list, if they do call you and you get proof of it you can fine them 1,000 bucks.

Lebowski · #6 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 01:00 AM

OH MY FUCKING GOD I GOT PISSED LAST NIGHT. At exactly 1:00AM my fuking phone rings and wakes up our whole household, I answer it and all it does is go *beeeeep* and hangs up. WHATTHEFUCK!!!! RRRRGHGHGH

Anyway, I like telemarketers. Gives you someone to talk to who isnt allowed to get angry

I always turn around the conversation and try to get them to buy half of an old pizza.

Jonsi · #7 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 04:55 AM

I'm not a fan of telemarketers, but I never get angry at them, and refuse to my self on the do not call list.

Think about it, what demographic are telemarketers mainly? College Students looking to make a buck to pay their way through school. If we get rid of telemarketing jobs, a large population of college students won't be continuing next semester, and that's not a good idea. Yes it's a nusance at time, and yes I swear loudly before i answer the phone, but then I try to remember, they don't want to be doing it anymore then you want to hear it; they're just trying to make a buck so they can pay the outrageous amounts of money needed to get a college education.

Gag On Grass · #8 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 05:01 AM

goddamn, i have a company labeled as ohio on my called id, i swear to god they call like 30 times a day, i never pick up, but i get so tempted to pick up and tell them to fuck off and just hang up, but then they'll just be like "hey, they answered, call more"

KeepSmokinReefa · #9 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 06:06 AM

I get bill collectors like mad.

Is 'so so name first and last there, When will he/she be back, Can i contact them later, Can i leave a number, Blah blah blah. Fuck that noise.

Shit happens like every 10 minutes.

No caller ID.

So i always answer, Because i get mad clals for me.

So alot of time bill collectors.

Shit sucks.

We fuck with them.

Even when who they callin for home i say naa. They aient here.

Ive had my brother fuck with them.

They asked for my pops, My bro whos almost 23 remeber, Fucking says out loud as fuck 'MOOOO!!!' so they can hear in the phone. They says "Not now dad.' I said sorry thats my dad. Then my bro goes 'Ill milk you later dad'.

HAHAHAH!

Bill collector hung up on us.

Fuckin hilarious.

We was trashed and fucked with them.

Had to be there.

Fuckin a classic.

xxmind0vermatte · #10 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 06:11 AM

i dont get telemarketers only bill collectors. I love to take my anger out on them man. If im having a rough night and a bill collector calls me i just cuss them out like a mother fucker. they always just hang up on me but man does it make me feel good.

peaceloveandBUD · #11 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 06:30 AM

ahahahaha thats halarious with the bill collector thing with the cow hahahaha thats creative. props to you my friend.

ZerO Stay Tokin · #12 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 08:56 AM

i just put the phone next to my speakers and blast porn into the phone and they eventually hang up.

TheColonel · #13 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 04:43 PM

There was a Sinefeld episode on the other night:

Phone rings

Telemarketer makes their shitty pitch

Jerry: "I'm busy right now, how about you give me your home number and ill call you back?"

Telemarketer says no

Jerry: "Oh really, thats because you wouldnt want me calling you AT YOUR HOME IN YOUR FREE TIME"

A big F- You to all the telemarketers.

easygrower · #14 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 04:49 PM

were im from telemarketers have a list with shitloads of people. and if you fuck up , like buy some shit they call you twice as often.
not sure but i think im of the list since i havent gotten a call in a while.
never ever tell them to fuck of oso. what i did was when ever they called asking my name i said ..yeah sure hes right here 1 minute , then i just laid the phone down and let it stay there until they hung up.

Zimed · #15 (**permalink**) 07-01-2006, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by easygrower

what i did was when ever they called asking my name i said ..yeah sure hes right here 1 minute , then i just laid the phone down and let it stay there until they hung up.

HAH, dude I just laughed my fucking ass off, your a genious...I should have done that..

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#1 (permalink) 06-30-2006, 11:27 PM
Zimed Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South-East Posts: 887	God Damn Tele-Marketers Don't you just hate those mother fucking tele-marketers, either asking for money for some fake company/organization, or selling, some dumb shit? Especially when they call 6-7 times a day when you don't answer, and when you do and tell them to stop, they call back...I also hate when they call LATE at night...how inconsiserate are they? Some have fucking called me at 10-12 at night..what has the world come to?

#2 (permalink) 06-30-2006, 11:31 PM
Bleezie_King snorts coke for charity Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Republic of California Posts: 7,793	just say fuck u don't call back take me off the list and they won't call ever again. __________________

#3 (permalink) 06-30-2006, 11:34 PM
Zimed Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South-East Posts: 887	Yeah, I guess I hadn't the courage at that time...a lot of them are also rude too...and most of them you can't even understand...they have such strong accents, LOL.

#5 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 12:54 AM
st3ve Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 270	get on a no calling list, if they do call you and you get proof of it you can fine them 1,000 bucks.

#6 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 01:00 AM
Lebowski ...far out. ohhh Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 4,315	OH MY FUCKING GOD I GOT PISSED LAST NIGHT. At exactly 1:00AM my fuking phone rings and wakes up our whole household, I answer it and all it does is go beeeeep and hangs up. WHATTHEFUCK!!!! RRRRGHGHGH Anyway, I like telemarketers. Gives you someone to talk to who isnt allowed to get angry I always turn around the conversation and try to get them to buy half of an old pizza. __________________ Gallery

#7 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 04:55 AM
Jonsi Shine On, Syd Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,721	I'm not a fan of telemarketers, but I never get angry at them, and refuse to my self on the do not call list. Think about it, what demographic are telemarketers mainly? College Students looking to make a buck to pay their way through school. If we get rid of telemarketing jobs, a large population of college students won't be continuing next semester, and that's not a good idea. Yes it's a nusance at time, and yes I swear loudly before i answer the phone, but then I try to remember, they don't want to be doing it anymore then you want to hear it; they're just trying to make a buck so they can pay the outrageous amounts of money needed to get a college education. __________________ "As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. It is in such twilight that we all must be aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become victims of the darkness." William O. Douglas

#8 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 05:01 AM
Gag On Grass Smokin till you're Chokin Join Date: May 2006 Location: hellhole, NY Posts: 682	goddamn, i have a company labeled as ohio on my called id, i swear to god they call like 30 times a day, i never pick up, but i get so tempted to pick up and tell them to fuck off and just hang up, but then they'll just be like "hey, they answered, call more"

#9 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 06:06 AM
KeepSmokinReefa Swisher Sweet Smoka Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Detroit Posts: 8,088	I get bill collectors like mad. Is 'so so name first and last there, When will he/she be back, Can i contact them later, Can i leave a number, Blah blah blah. Fuck that noise. Shit happens like every 10 minutes. No caller ID. So i always answer, Because i get mad clals for me. So alot of time bill collectors. Shit sucks. We fuck with them. Even when who they callin for home i say naa. They aient here. Ive had my brother fuck with them. They asked for my pops, My bro whos almost 23 remeber, Fucking says out loud as fuck 'MOOOO!!!' so they can hear in the phone. They says "Not now dad.' I said sorry thats my dad. Then my bro goes 'Ill milk you later dad'. HAHAHAH! Bill collector hung up on us. Fuckin hilarious. We was trashed and fucked with them. Had to be there. Fuckin a classic. __________________ Welcome to Detroit. You know i cant live my life, Workin no 9 to 5, No matter what they say, Im doin it my own way, Cuz time aient on my side, And they dont understand, Forget what people say, Im doin it my own way. Click bang bang, Click bang bang, Click bang bang, To ya mother fuckin brain hoe, Tell them haters hate on, This nigg KSR stay strong. Dope Boy Fresh!

#10 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 06:11 AM
xxmind0vermatte Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 63	i dont get telemarketers only bill collectors. I love to take my anger out on them man. If im having a rough night and a bill collector calls me i just cuss them out like a mother fucker. they always just hang up on me but man does it make me feel good.

#11 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 06:30 AM
peaceloveandBUD Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 55	ahahahaha thats halarious with the bill collector thing with the cow hahahaha thats creative. props to you my friend.

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#12 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 08:56 AM
ZerO Stay Tokin ALL ABOUT GETTIN PAID. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: AS THE WORLD TURNS MY TREES SPREAD LIKE GERMS. Posts: 3,806	i just put the phone next to my speakers and blast porn into the phone and they eventually hang up. __________________

#13 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 04:43 PM
TheColonel The Coke Defender! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Vapor Den Posts: 2,031	There was a Sinefeld episode on the other night: Phone rings Telemarketer makes their shitty pitch Jerry: "I'm busy right now, how about you give me your home number and ill call you back?" Telemarketer says no Jerry: "Oh really, thats because you wouldnt want me calling you AT YOUR HOME IN YOUR FREE TIME" A big F- You to all the telemarketers. __________________ Good Read

#14 (permalink) 07-01-2006, 04:49 PM
easygrower Supercalifragilistic Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 257	were im from telemarketers have a list with shitloads of people. and if you fuck up , like buy some shit they call you twice as often. not sure but i think im of the list since i havent gotten a call in a while. never ever tell them to fuck of oso. what i did was when ever they called asking my name i said ..yeah sure hes right here 1 minute , then i just laid the phone down and let it stay there until they hung up.