Childhood memories that bring you shame

everybody did things when they were young which they regret, tell them here.

I remember when I was young I masturbated to Candy Kong from Donkey Kong 64. I walked into Candy's music store like 20 times to watch her to that sulty walk. I swear everybody else would have heard the music stop and start and knew what was going on.





*shudder*

Edited by CAVERN, 24 February 2012 - 01:14 AM.

ahaha

my cousin sucked my penis, male cousin.

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My whole childhood brings me shame.

When I was five, I was a fucked up lil son bitch and I kicked open an ant hill and threw my kitty at the time, Thomas,Into the mess of fireants crawling all over.. I got an instant feeling of guilt and i remember crying trying to get them all off of him...We were best pals too he still loved me for 15 more years after that....Strange memory. It upsets me when I think about it cos thats the complete opposite of what I stand for, maybe that lesson taught me how to treat things with care and kindness who knows......Oh and He lived to be 20. Awesome cat.

Shamefull shit right there.

Edited by ThreeNinesFine, 24 February 2012 - 02:14 AM.

I shatted myself one time when I was 4 because I laughed too hard. And then when I heard my babysitter coming I panicked and wiped my poop on her cat.

Edited by LHiver, 24 February 2012 - 02:02 AM.

I had sex with a very good friends mom

I was a fucking dick

I had sex with a very good friends mom

I was a fucking dick

It's her fault, maybe she shouldn't be such a MILF lol. I'd fuck a friends mom, no problem. If she wants a young studs cock, hey, I'm not gonna say no.

my cousin sucked my penis, male cousin.

....................................

troll?

or is it true

It's her fault, maybe she shouldn't be such a MILF lol. I'd fuck a friends mom, no problem. If she wants a young studs cock, hey, I'm not gonna say no.

I mean he hasn't found out.. but it'll be on my conscious forever. We're not that good of friends anymore - and only 1 of my friends know, and a girl lol. Surprisingly nobody else has known.

i banged all of your moms :\

i used to take brown paint from art class and throw it all over the toilets in school, they did an investigation and some other dude got busted for it while i skipped class...

i used to take brown paint from art class and throw it all over the toilets in school, they did an investigation and some other dude got busted for it while i skipped class...

HAHAH! Reminds me of a kid i went to grade school with, I think he really shit everywhere tho..Found it cos I was a "Saftey Patrol":mad:

LMFAO that reminds me, I was one of those safety bus patrol kids HHAHAHAHA. I haven't thought about that in YEARS, oh God. HAHAHAHHA!!!!!



(LOL@the ONE black girl I didn't even notice her, hahahaha no racism intended, it just shows that black people really are the minority in america)

Thats not me, but I wore one of those stupid belt things and "kept the peace" on the bus. Not really, I only remember using that to gain some power LOL and tell other kids what to do. I was a "safety patrolman," you better watch out! Wow I feel like such a douche rofl!!!!

My brother and I used to eat each other's boogers.

Threads pure lawls

i was at some little kids birthday party who i didnt know (don't ask me why i was there)
and when their parents introduced their son to me, i fuckin didnt like him. he was an ignorant fuck, maybe because he was young, but i didnt know any better.

anyway, when every other kid was busy playing basketball and the adults were socializing, i took that little kid behind a car and hit his leg with....a baseball bat? i cant remember.
i ran as soon as he cried and escaped.

the fucked up part about it is after i escaped inside, i saw the dad playing card in the house and told him "i think your son is crying". he didnt look concerned and just said, "he'll be alright".

everybody did things when they were young which they regret, tell them here.

I remember when I was young I masturbated to Candy Kong from Donkey Kong 64. I walked into Candy's music store like 20 times to watch her to that sulty walk. I swear everybody else would have heard the music stop and start and knew what was going on.




*shudder*

at first i thought you meant the original candy kong


and i was like that's a bit of a stretch man haha

anyway once i was riding my bike but i wasn't that good at riding it yet and i was riding by my moms (newish) car, and i lost my balance and kinda fell sideways, and the handlebars dug into the car and made a huge scratch lol. naturally i played it off like i didn't know anything about it.

well, these two kids next door were even younger than me and were always riding their bikes around our driveway and stuff, and my parents thought it was one of them but he denied responsibility. So they took his bike and lined it up with the scratch and it was at the exact same height. then they tested mine and it didn't match up. so they decided it was him and they were pissed and yelling at him and stuff, they mighta talked to his dad about it too idk. the thing is, when i made that scratch i was off balance so the handlebars were lowered down when it hit the car LOL

Edited by Sunn, 24 February 2012 - 04:31 AM.

My brother and I used to eat each other's boogers.

lol

In 5th grade I peed my pants during reading circle with like 10 minutes left in class. no one noticed cause I was wearing black jeans. Not sure if I smelled like piss though

When I was like, 14, I had these neighbors and their mom was legitimately crazy. I don't know what was wrong with her...I just know that she had no problem yelling at kids who weren't hers.

Well...about 50% of the time, these neighbor kids were my best friends. The other 50%, they were assholes. They told their mom on me and my bro for doing something...I forget what, and she yelled at us. I had a video camera in my hand and recorded the whole thing. It was like, 10 minutes long. I remember during most of the video, I was recording my friend's face, raising her eyebrows and mouthing the words, "turn it off!" I watched that video and laughed for years after that.

I'm not really ashamed, actually. Those kids were assholes. Wish I still had that tape...lol.