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Jonsi · #1 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 12:06 AM

Alright, I live with my dad. Well today I was supposed to receive my motherboard I ordered from UPS. So I get online this morning to make sure it's out on truck for delivery. So I do, and it gives me this error; "THE PACKAGE WAS LEFT IN A UPS FACILITY CAUSING THIS DELAY;FORWARDED TO THE FACILITY IN THE DESTINATION CITY" So I call up the UPS place and ask wtf, can I come pick it up? So they give me a call back an hour later and the lady tells me some driver picked it up and they'll have it to my house between 3 and 4 this afternoon. So I'm all excited, I was sitting here on my computer and I hear a commercial vehicle drive up, and I noticed it was 3:24pm, so I was all excited and look out my window, but it was FedEx van, so Iw as confused. But nevertheless the doorbell rang and I RUN down stairs excited for my new motherboard (I can play WoW again!) and the guy's holding a box... shaped like a motherboard box and says, "I need an adult to sign this" I'm like wtf, one, I'm 20, two I fucking ordered it, so why can't I sign for it? So this guy has this weird smile on his face the whole time. He's an older gentleman, prolly whacks it every night. So I'm like dude, I'm 20, and he says well I'm supposed to see an ID but I believe, so I'm all wtf to myself, and I sign and go inside... then I look it's not my package, it's for my dad. and it says in bold letters, "Have an Adult Sign" that only means one thing... that's new porn my dad bought. So how the fuck am I supposed to let him know I signed for it? It'll be too fucking embarressing. ROFL, it's just a really weird story... plus I'm high right now, so my mind wasn't functioning properly... so it made it even weirder to comprehend. It only hit me on my way back upstairs that that is why the guy was smiling so weird to me....

Zidave · #2 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 02:23 AM

Sucks bout the porn but where's the motherboard man....I'm on the edge of my seat.

Minion · #3 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 02:26 AM

just say it got lost in the mail and it never came? As long as your dad isnt into the whole homosexual thing...

Jonsi · #4 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 02:39 AM

Don't ask about the motherboard, I am thoroghly pissed right now.

It's no problem that the package got left behind on the runs this morning, that happens. but what really has me pissed is that it's now 6pm and it's not here, when they sayed 3-4. So, I doubt it is even going to come today...

If you call me and tell me my package will be here in that time frame, atleast get it there that day. And since I took today off just to get my motherboard so it's not sitting in the Arizona summer sun tomorrow until I get home at 8pm, it won't matter. The lady who called me could have very easily have told me that "oh, no it's too deep in a pile to have dragged out and have you pick it up today" or "Sure, come by the distribution center and pick it up" and I wouldn't have had an issue. but now, she told me that this package was going to be here today despite it being left behind, and it's not here... really pisses me off.

st3ve · #5 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 02:43 AM

that's fucked up, you gotta be 18 + to have a mother board..rofl

UPS man came today and he didn't ask for any ID for my ipod...and I look like i'm young as shiiiit. he was cool tho, depends on the guy i guess.

Jonsi · #6 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 02:47 AM

nah, the 18+ was because I was signing for my dad's porn. I thought I was getting my motherboard because I was too stoned to place that two packages might be coming today... hah!

They'll prolly just leave my motherboard at the front door step so my neighbors can steal it since I'll be at work tomorrow!

tyedyedeyes · #7 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 02:54 AM

When he gets home, just say, "Hey, Pa, I signed for your porno today. It's on the counter." You two will probably get a good chuckle out of it, and go on about your business. Or, he doesn't know that you know it's porn. So you could just be like, "Package came for you today: threw it in your room. Dunno what it is." <shrug>

Sorry about yer motherboard.

st3ve · #8 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 02:55 AM

lmao ur dads porn haha i guess I missed that

they wont leave it atur door, they'll leave u a little sticky paper on ur door saying they'll be back the next day

Jonsi · #9 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 02:56 AM

Okay, new less interesting twist to the story.

The reason it was adult only was it was a Wild Turkey Special Barrel or something like that that his friend sent for my dad's birthday. I just figured knowing my dad that something sent adult only was only porn. But it turned out to be his favorite whiskey

st3ve · #10 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 02:58 AM

so u can be 18 to buy whiskeynow

?

Jonsi · #11 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 03:01 AM

I think they guy assumed it was porn too, otherwise when I told him I was 20 he wouldn't have let me sign :-P rofl. This situation was just too fucking funny. But his smile was creepy, to use a picture from Maddox as to what his smile was like, here ya go:

tyedyedeyes · #12 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 03:03 AM

lol, glad that all was sorted out.

~Kate

st3ve · #13 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 03:04 AM

watch out, he knows where you live!!!!!!!!!!

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#1 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 12:06 AM
Jonsi Shine On, Syd Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,721	I just had the scariest thing ever happen Alright, I live with my dad. Well today I was supposed to receive my motherboard I ordered from UPS. So I get online this morning to make sure it's out on truck for delivery. So I do, and it gives me this error; "THE PACKAGE WAS LEFT IN A UPS FACILITY CAUSING THIS DELAY;FORWARDED TO THE FACILITY IN THE DESTINATION CITY" So I call up the UPS place and ask wtf, can I come pick it up? So they give me a call back an hour later and the lady tells me some driver picked it up and they'll have it to my house between 3 and 4 this afternoon. So I'm all excited, I was sitting here on my computer and I hear a commercial vehicle drive up, and I noticed it was 3:24pm, so I was all excited and look out my window, but it was FedEx van, so Iw as confused. But nevertheless the doorbell rang and I RUN down stairs excited for my new motherboard (I can play WoW again!) and the guy's holding a box... shaped like a motherboard box and says, "I need an adult to sign this" I'm like wtf, one, I'm 20, two I fucking ordered it, so why can't I sign for it? So this guy has this weird smile on his face the whole time. He's an older gentleman, prolly whacks it every night. So I'm like dude, I'm 20, and he says well I'm supposed to see an ID but I believe, so I'm all wtf to myself, and I sign and go inside... then I look it's not my package, it's for my dad. and it says in bold letters, "Have an Adult Sign" that only means one thing... that's new porn my dad bought. So how the fuck am I supposed to let him know I signed for it? It'll be too fucking embarressing. ROFL, it's just a really weird story... plus I'm high right now, so my mind wasn't functioning properly... so it made it even weirder to comprehend. It only hit me on my way back upstairs that that is why the guy was smiling so weird to me.... __________________ "As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. It is in such twilight that we all must be aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become victims of the darkness." William O. Douglas

#2 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 02:23 AM
Zidave Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 801	Sucks bout the porn but where's the motherboard man....I'm on the edge of my seat.

#3 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 02:26 AM
Minion Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 15	just say it got lost in the mail and it never came? As long as your dad isnt into the whole homosexual thing...

#4 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 02:39 AM
Jonsi Shine On, Syd Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,721	Don't ask about the motherboard, I am thoroghly pissed right now. It's no problem that the package got left behind on the runs this morning, that happens. but what really has me pissed is that it's now 6pm and it's not here, when they sayed 3-4. So, I doubt it is even going to come today... If you call me and tell me my package will be here in that time frame, atleast get it there that day. And since I took today off just to get my motherboard so it's not sitting in the Arizona summer sun tomorrow until I get home at 8pm, it won't matter. The lady who called me could have very easily have told me that "oh, no it's too deep in a pile to have dragged out and have you pick it up today" or "Sure, come by the distribution center and pick it up" and I wouldn't have had an issue. but now, she told me that this package was going to be here today despite it being left behind, and it's not here... really pisses me off. __________________ "As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. It is in such twilight that we all must be aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become victims of the darkness." William O. Douglas

#5 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 02:43 AM
st3ve Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 270	that's fucked up, you gotta be 18 + to have a mother board..rofl UPS man came today and he didn't ask for any ID for my ipod...and I look like i'm young as shiiiit. he was cool tho, depends on the guy i guess.

#6 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 02:47 AM
Jonsi Shine On, Syd Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,721	nah, the 18+ was because I was signing for my dad's porn. I thought I was getting my motherboard because I was too stoned to place that two packages might be coming today... hah! They'll prolly just leave my motherboard at the front door step so my neighbors can steal it since I'll be at work tomorrow! __________________ "As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. It is in such twilight that we all must be aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become victims of the darkness." William O. Douglas

#7 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 02:54 AM
tyedyedeyes Pearly Sweetcake Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sunny San Rafael Posts: 214	When he gets home, just say, "Hey, Pa, I signed for your porno today. It's on the counter." You two will probably get a good chuckle out of it, and go on about your business. Or, he doesn't know that you know it's porn. So you could just be like, "Package came for you today: threw it in your room. Dunno what it is." <shrug> Sorry about yer motherboard. __________________ "If you smile at me I will understand, 'cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language..."

#8 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 02:55 AM
st3ve Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 270	lmao ur dads porn haha i guess I missed that they wont leave it atur door, they'll leave u a little sticky paper on ur door saying they'll be back the next day

#9 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 02:56 AM
Jonsi Shine On, Syd Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,721	Okay, new less interesting twist to the story. The reason it was adult only was it was a Wild Turkey Special Barrel or something like that that his friend sent for my dad's birthday. I just figured knowing my dad that something sent adult only was only porn. But it turned out to be his favorite whiskey __________________ "As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. It is in such twilight that we all must be aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become victims of the darkness." William O. Douglas

#10 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 02:58 AM
st3ve Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 270	so u can be 18 to buy whiskeynow ?

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#11 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 03:01 AM
Jonsi Shine On, Syd Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,721	I think they guy assumed it was porn too, otherwise when I told him I was 20 he wouldn't have let me sign :-P rofl. This situation was just too fucking funny. But his smile was creepy, to use a picture from Maddox as to what his smile was like, here ya go: __________________ "As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. It is in such twilight that we all must be aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become victims of the darkness." William O. Douglas

#12 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 03:03 AM
tyedyedeyes Pearly Sweetcake Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sunny San Rafael Posts: 214	lol, glad that all was sorted out. ~Kate __________________ "If you smile at me I will understand, 'cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language..."

#13 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 03:04 AM
st3ve Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 270	watch out, he knows where you live!!!!!!!!!!