Big slithering fuckin problem

[Hippy_Hay]

I went utside to check on my plant earlier, Which is in a national forest known for people getting bit by venomous/poisonous animals. I wanted to move it to a spot where it got more light so even tho I was worried about snakes n shit i put it in the middle of a canopy of weeds in which u cant see below your knees.
Just now I went out to see if the sun was still directly on it and There was a big thick ass black snake about as long as i am tall ( im fuckin 5'8!) camped out right by the mother fucker. This is the biggest fuckin snake ive ever seen in person and i have no idea what kind it is.

What do i do?

[skoinkins]

...that's y i'm glad i live in minnesota, nothing up here will kill you.

[bongrubber]

bring a sword with you next time, idk

[Godlike Godless]

bring a real samurai sword and bring protection, or better yet get some sort of gun and shoot it in the head.

[ratty]

Leave it there no fucker will steal your plants with that fucker guarding them, Failing that you can always catch it and have a bbq snake is supposed to be a great munch.

[JohnnyWeedSeed]

i would just bring a sling shot or bb gun next time and shoot his ass. either that or drop a big rock on it. its a damn snake man, they aint hard to kill. now if your plot was infested with grizzly bears then you would have a legitimate problem.

[ithofbubbles]

blacksnakes are harmless, ive picked a few up for a picture b4..

[JohnnyWeedSeed]

Originally Posted by ithofbubbles

blacksnakes are harmless, ive picked a few up for a picture b4..

i would hate to be the poor bastard to prove that theory wrong! black mambas anyone?

[mat369]

yh im with johny on that one.... how can ya say all black snakes are harmless.... i pity ur ignorance...but anyway... id go there wearin boots and a big stick....u dont have to kill it just try shooo it anyway sort of thing if that fails then yh...chuck a rock on it

[cornerthat]

this thread has me lmao

[Konon]

Do what Bear Grylles would do! Get a big stick. Pin its head down, cut it off, bury it, and then take a big bite!

Yum.

[Extracurricular]

dont kill it... wtf? just grab a stick and pick it up and move it like a couple feet away... it wont come back.

[doughboy911]

what your gonna need to do is shove your thumb up its butthole, that should really piss it off....

nah its a fuckin snake, i bet its already gone bro, i mean it has to eat sometime this week lol

[valleyhempz]

snakes can go a fair amount of time without eating. just bring a shot gun with you and pop its head off if it gives ya trouble, if i was in your area id always have a gun with me, im glad alaska doesnt have snakes termimtes or rats and only one type of posionous spider... nothing to fear here besides bears and well bears are pussys!

[shafro]

if you shoot ANY gun especially a shotgun in a federal park , You are looking for some serious trouble.,besides being against the law, it would attract attention towards the area where you're growing. Just figure he's protecting the plants from rodents and be glad. He will be gone most likely next time you check