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Originally Posted by perm dogg
I've been told so many things that are suppose to be sure signs and turned out being B.S. Here's a few:
# 1 Myth- Males grow tall and lanky while females grow bushy and shorter.
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It's not a myth. It's a generalisation.
If you grow a load of plants together, the faster growing, taller ones will
often turn out to be the males.
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# 2 Myth- If it turns color and smells skunky it's surely a female.
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Who told you this crap, and more to the point; why would you believe it?
Colour changes can be brought on by temperature fluctuations or nutrient deficiencies.
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My little asshole was purple all over!!
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That must have hurt. Use more lube next time.
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# 3 Myth- Females have 7 to 9 leaves and males usually only have 5.
Guess what? Wrong!!
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Ya don't say!
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Thank you for allowing me to vent, now I'm not exactly an amateur,
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You're right. You've a
long way to go to gain amateur status.
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but can somebody tell me some real facts?
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Sure;
The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
If you'd read
this sticky thread on sexing, you wouldn't have wasted so much time with your male.