official outdoor plant concealing thread

[DrBudGreengenes]

Originally Posted by LOTE

you should wite a tips and tricks thread. You sound like you know your shit, and i think everyone could benifit from your 25 years of experience.

-LOTE-

That may have to be a winter project.........

Originally Posted by eric111e

Anyone have any really good tips on hiding them amongst other trees and bushes? I sure hope my plants dont stick out too bad that someone will notice them.

Lay them down as soon as they are a foot tall........get some HEAVY gauge wire make some Big Ass staples like 3" long at first......they get longer(the staples) as the plant gets bigger.....bend the plant over as much as ya can without breakin it (don't worry if ya do prop it up a lil it will B ok).....push a staple into the ground and tie a string around the stem (loose loop) and run the other end thru the staple......pull snug and tie it off.....repeat that on every visit...minimize visits......SEVERAL routes to plants............if you get caught "why are you there?" Afield guide to North American Song Birds......and a pair-a-binos....is cheap insurance...Look thru it and fold over some page corners of birds common to the area.....if questioned about yer bein in the same area more than once....."open field guide to page whatever and begin to bore the helloutta whoever is askin the stupid ???'s"...."Sir/Ma'am.... Have you seen a "Ruby Throated Ass Spackler" in the area recently?" they will go away

ARE THEY IN THE GROUND YET?

[Lebeef]

Sir/Ma'am.... Have you seen a "Ruby Throated Ass Spackler" in the area recently?" they will go away


HAHA!! Those are some gorgeous birds....

[Smokentoke420]

If i grow on forest service property behind my house can I still get busted for it since its not on my property as longas I am not caught there?

[drtask]

Originally Posted by Smokentoke420

If i grow on forest service property behind my house can I still get busted for it since its not on my property as longas I am not caught there?

yeah man. you grow a plant, and your name is written all over it. not unless you leave a trail back to your house will you get caught. how can they be like "oh a mj plant, lets go arrest so-and-so cause its theirs" haha nope.

[Smokentoke420]

Originally Posted by drtask

yeah man. you grow a plant, and your name is written all over it. not unless you leave a trail back to your house will you get caught. how can they be like "oh a mj plant, lets go arrest so-and-so cause its theirs" haha nope.

Well Im justs ayin it's behind my house but their are a like 10 houses that ALL have trails back into forest service. I was wonderin if it was behind my house (not TOO far away) then would they be able to link it to me. but I guess not then. thats chill.

[DrBudGreengenes]

Originally Posted by Smokentoke420

Well Im justs ayin it's behind my house but their are a like 10 houses that ALL have trails back into forest service. I was wonderin if it was behind my house (not TOO far away) then would they be able to link it to me. but I guess not then. thats chill.

ALWAYS TAKE A DOG..........(They don't like strangers......ie "The Man")..To link it to you they must catch you at the plant or in the act of "Tending"....they must catch you with....

Ferts....water containers......scissors....shovel........or Plant matter

So buy a deticated "Camelback" the big one.....mix yer ferts and water at home and don't get caught.....near you plants .........and ya need some gardin' shoes....cover the bottoms with duct tape...remove it when you are a few yards from the plants after ya have taken care of them....that way your tracks are never in the garden..........and go home thru the neighbors yard two houses down.......Good Luck

[qwerty420]

nicely done bro...i didnt think of the duck tape on the shoes at all....i was tryin to think of a good way to get rid of those pesky tracks cuz i have to walk threw a ton of soft ground to get to my spot....so thx for the inadvertant help!

[FLjester]

I found the spot today it is pretty much perfect i think, it is in forest behind my house that is not my property or anyones really for that matter, Their are these like bushes here during winter (I'm in Florida) In a square about 45x45 feet and maybe 4 feet tall. Here is what i plan on doing
Green= Bushes, Purple= Entrance, and Of course the best of all Red= Weed Farming area.


Basically enter through the entrance and then after about 20 feet you their will be a bush in the way which you will need to take an abrupt left at to get to the designated grow area. I will be making it basically a path that is maybe 1.5 feet wide and that is it with me closing it off as i leave after each visit. Just trying to give everyone an idea that you can clear yourself an area. Their are no trees close enough to block out the sun so it should be pretty perfect.

[DrBudGreengenes]

Originally Posted by qwerty420

nicely done bro...i didnt think of the duck tape on the shoes at all....i was tryin to think of a good way to get rid of those pesky tracks cuz i have to walk threw a ton of soft ground to get to my spot....so thx for the inadvertant help!

I try to help the humans whenever I can.......Yer' Welcome

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