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Nice Photo

superjoint — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:38:05 GMT

Photo of the day

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Frustration

superjoint — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:08:43 GMT

Dewey Cox Rocks on Marijuana

superjoint — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:08:35 GMT

The best Christmas movie of 2007?

Porsche Cayenne Turbo Cannabis Edition

superjoint — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:58:22 GMT

Using Rinspeed components, the Russian tuner GTR-Auto decided to modify the Porsche Cayenne Turbo in a ��greener way�. GTR-Auto did quite a good job transforming the ordinary Cayenne Turbo in an special car. At the exterior the Porsche received a stylish sport pack with 4 exhaust pipes and some 20″ wheels while at the interior everything is so colorfull�The Russian tuner made a risky job by inserting colorfull pannels at the interior but at the end everything looks perfect next to the sport seats that have inserted the cannabis emblem.

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Saudi Marriage 'Expert' Advises Men in 'Right Way' to Beat Their Wives

superjoint — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:55:24 GMT

Move over, Dr. Phil, there's a new relationship expert in town.
He's Saudi author and cleric, "Dr." Muhammad Al-'Arifi, who in a remarkable segment broadcast on Saudi and Kuwaiti television in September, counseled young Muslim men on how to treat their wives.
"Admonish them � once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."
And if that doesn't work?
"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.
"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.

Click here to view the segment at MEMRITV.org

He goes on to calmly explain to the young men that hitting their future wives in the face is a no-no.
"Beating in the face is forbidden, even when it comes to animals," he explained. "Even if you want your camel or donkey to start walking, you are not allowed to beat it in the face. If this is true for animals, it is all the more true when it comes to humans. So beatings should be light and not in the face."

His final words of wisdom?
"Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore," he tells the men to tell their wives. "If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly.
"He must beat her where it will not leave marks. He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.
"Unfortunately, many husbands beat their wives only when they get mad, and when they start beating, it as if they are punching a wall � they beat with their hands, right and left, and sometimes use their feet. Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this."
Take that, Match.com!

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superjoint — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:33:10 GMT

Victim of sexism.....

superjoint — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:24:46 GMT

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> This was an ad and the corresponding response listed on Craigslist ...
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> ---- THE RESPONSE IS BELOW ------
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> THE POSTED LISTING
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> What am I doing wrong?
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> Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
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> (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and
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> classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy
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> who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds,
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> but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York
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> City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
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> Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives?
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> Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes
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> average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a
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> roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a
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> woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and
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> lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a
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> great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
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> Here are my questions specifically:
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> - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
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> restaurants, gyms
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> -What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
> feelings
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> -Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
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>
> - Why!
> are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain?
> I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to
> incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village.
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> What's the story there?
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> - Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor.
> How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund
> guys hang out?
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> - How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
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>
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> Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful
> women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind
> of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice
> home and hearth.
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> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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> PostingID: 432279810
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>
> THE ANSWER
> Dear Pers-431649184:
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> I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the
> following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits
> your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
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> Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why.
> Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I
> bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue
> into perpetuity in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
> be getting any more beautiful!
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> So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating
> asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5
> years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
>
> So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not buy and hold , hence the rub, marriage.
> It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease.
> In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when
> your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
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> Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and
> spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as
> gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
>
> By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult
> conversation. With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way but in trading terms this is a classic
> "pump and dump."
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> I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
> lease, let me know.
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wingsuite flying, too damn scary, but freaking unbelievable...

superjoint — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:23:46 GMT

Never Get Busted Again... Tips from an ex-co

superjoint — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:54:41 GMT

This pic is not animated ...Amazing PIC

superjoint — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:30:32 GMT

Music to Get You Laid: The Sex Songs

superjoint — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:00:18 GMT

Life�s not over once you hit the big 3-0, it�s just beginning. Settled in a career, comfortable in your own skin and, if you�re a woman, celebrating your sexual peak (or celebrating your woman�s sexual peak), you don�t need to pound shots with your buddies until 3 a.m. to prove that you�ve got �it� anymore. Whether your partner is your, gulp, spouse, or someone you just started dating, here�s what we spin when we trade that beer bong for a night in.

Asking the Question

Because you�re too old to just say, �Hey, wanna fuck?� and you want to set the mood.

If you�re asking her...

Van Morrison, �Crazy Love�

Duh. If you can�t get her into bed playing Van the Man, you need to practice on that blow-up doll buried in your closet.

If you�re asking him...

Okay, you can just say, �Hey, wanna fuck?� For more elegance try:

Sarah McLachlan, �Ice Cream�

Her sultry voice will make you feel sexy and turn him on. It�s a win-win all around.

The Bee Gees, �How Deep is Your Love?�

Before you judge, dust off the album you haven�t listened to since you were 11. Trust us.

Marvin Gaye, �Let�s Get It On�

A no brainer: the smoothest �wanna fuck?� in Motown history.

Making Out

Because you�re never too old to neck on the couch. Or on the front steps. Or by the mail box. Or by the kitchen sink...

Sly and The Family Stone, �If You Want Me To Stay�

If the evening�s not as hot as anticipated, try quoting the liner notes, �[I define] life and existence in terms of light and substance and weight...not necessarily tangible mass, but intangible matter such as a good feeling, a good vibe, a good thought.� Your partner will either be turned on by your metaphysics or tell you to shut up and use your lips for something more productive.

The Commodores, �Easy�

His daughter�s crazy antics will never silence his sexy voice. Admit it: you had a crush on Lionel Richie when you were a kid. Play this song, and you�ll be doing it all night long.

Beastie Boys, �Ricky�s Theme�

Pure, unadulterated make out music.

Prince, �Do Me, Baby�

No more hiding Prince under your bed next to your Playboys like when you were a teenager. Play this one good and loud. And break out the massage oil.

Bumpin� and Grindin� or The Hour of Power

The Hour of Power: are we kidding?! Nope. Sex does get better as you age.

Morphine, �Buena�

A little bit of low rock to bring the evening down. Bari sax and all. It�s gooooood.

Funkadelic, �Mommy, What�s a Funkadelic?�

What�s a Funkadelic? �I am Funkadelic, dedicated to the feeling of Good. And baby, I�m good at being Good.� You can be a Funkadelic too.

Red Hot Chili Peppers, �Sir Psycho Sexy�

Men take an early cue from the Peppers� pride: �I won�t and I don�t hang up until I please her.�

Rick James, �Give It to Me Baby�

James claims to have bedded over 1000 women in his day. With a straight-up, funky approach like this, we understand how.

...and if you�re coming too soon...an interlude...

They Might Be Giants, �Particle Man�

Who needs to think about baseball when you�ve got the geek anthem of all anthems playing in the background? Take a breath, get a drink of water, reapply massage oil... Boppy enough to keep you going, but dorky enough to slow you down.

Barry White, �Your Sweetness Is My Weakness�

Break time: over. Get back in the saddle.

Parliament, �Up for the Down Stroke�

Simple lyrics and a groovin� beat keep you hot. And to quote George Clinton: �When you�re hot, you�re hot.�

LaBelle, �Lady Marmalade�

The only woman to make the Bump & Grind list, Patti�s old school version of �Lady Marmalade� will make you rip off your grey flannels before you can say, �I�m up for the down stroke.�

B.T. Express, �Do It (�Til You�re Satisfied)�

Sounds a little like Funkadelic, but hey, it�s the Hour of Power. We need the groove.

Stone Temple Pilots, �Interstate Love Song�

Slowing it down and rocking out as we reach our climax.

Led Zeppelin, �Kashmir�

Who has the louder orgasm: you, your partner or Robert Plant?

Blowin� Smoke

What songs brighten your afterglow?

If the night went well...

Barry White, �You�re the First, the Last, My Everything�

The only man sexy enough to appear twice on this list; end your night with this song and guarantee a repeat. Barry Bonus: The song�s light tempo will keep you from falling asleep right away � a sure fire way to show your partner that you care.

If the night went not so well...

Ted Nugent, �Yank Me, Crank Me�

You can yank me, you can crank me, but don�t you wake up and thank me. Adios.

If it was the best sex you�ve ever had...

Van Halen, �Runnin� with the Devil�

There�s no way anything that feels this good isn�t a sin.
What songs do you get busy to?

The Marijuana-Logues - live comedy show on pot culture

superjoint — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:15:09 GMT

The Price of Cannabis Around the World

superjoint — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:37:40 GMT

No wonder there are no Japanese people on the forums....

So you wanna be a popstar?

superjoint — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:31:00 GMT

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