The code of ethical behavior among pro stoners.
1) Do not ****** lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black (if you are black, stoner etiquette does not apply to you)
3) Don't pack small bowls. Pack huge bowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (Ex: Concerts, Parties, Parents, Jesus comes back to earth, Etc..)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. Chances are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything.
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior approval.
6) Always corner. Never scorch the the entire bowl. It is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the noobiest move ever. Even hobos are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. Every one is more concerned about smoking that than your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!



From UrbanDictionary.